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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 06:18
 
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Blow it out your arse bull. 
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Sydney
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 06:22
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Max walker,,graeemey lebroy
His names fukkn.. Graham max
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I supported Toymods
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Australia
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November 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 06:48
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To me a grudge is just anothor place or pork your core.
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 06:57
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GOT HIM GONE PISS OFF YOUR OUT!
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I supported Toymods
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Australia
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November 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 07:01
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MERV MERV MERV
He's a victorian
I love him, get him up here, I wanna boof him
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Kellyville, Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 07:14
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"here come the opening indian batsmen, Afeela Kachunda and Amahtneed Aputu"
"It's gone straight through him like a hot curry"
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Sydney
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 07:16
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rob: righto, cue the music
... bapata bapata bapata bapata ...
max's nose: bAAAAAH, baaaah, badAAAAAAAh
rob: OH WHAT THE FVCK?!?!?
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Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 09:30
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"Pierce off Jack, Gibbs on"
and the blowing the nose in the shower to the theme song kills me
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 09:44
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He's Goooone, You're Out, Piss off, that'll fu(k his average
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Bayside Melbourne.
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May 2003
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Newcastle
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June 2002
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 13:19
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ikeepmyteef inajarbesidethebed
my fav:
wasia krim
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Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Mon, 22 November 2004 13:49
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canary yellow? thats australian gold my friend and don't you fucking forget it!
i ruptured my spleen and broke my jaw
and the 'box cam' quote when the guy gets hit in the nuts, con't remember it completely
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 00:19
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*sings*
"when a big kiwi prick gets a four off a snick, thats parore"
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Rydalmere, NSW
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 00:27
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"oh jeez Bll suttle down wll ya?"
"No Tony I won't.. fuck you, fuck the rain, fuck Sri Lankan's, fuck Australia's 560 runs...." 
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I supported Toymods
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Australia
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November 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 00:30
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"Its a big hit, its coming way up near the commentry box, look out"
*smash*
"And he's got him! The ball has come into the commentry box and hit richie square on the nose, and poor old richie has gone down like a sack of shit. Will I cornt beleive it."
"If that pudgen craps on mah score cord once again, or mah jewlius morlaws for that matter, its history"
"Was that the cream, the bone, the white, the offwhite, the ivory or the beige?"
"Yeerrrss, welcome back to another edition of the Fried World of Breakfast. Today will be giving the ol' dentures a work out, as we chomp through a huge bowl of muesli. And we'll be visit colesteral city we you'll see some of the finest bacon and eggs in the world. And we'll be enjoying our citrus extravaganza with a huge class of OJ. All that and a couple of pieces of wholemeal toast *snap* coming up."
"Yeerrrss, welcome back, welcome back yerrrrrrrrs, welcome back"
"Its choo, choo, choo, choo for chwenty choo"
I could go on all day.
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Adelaide
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 00:35
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its a toughie, whats better the 12th man or Delerious/Raw?
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Brisbane
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August 2004
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Tue, 23 November 2004 00:35
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"Are you ready to order Sirs?"
"Look, F*ck off and f*ck off now!"
"Bill, let's have the mouse back in the house..."
It's all gold!
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February 2003
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Tue, 23 November 2004 01:36
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"oh he's snapped in half!"
'oh wait, they've called for the sticky tape'
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Darwin
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April 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 01:46
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| riceburna73 wrote on Mon, 22 November 2004 15:52 |
Max walker,,graeemey lebroy
His names fukkn.. Graham max
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Max Walker: Yes well, all his team mates have, long and, complicated names, it seems a shame really, for this young man to miss out. So I'm just gonna keep on calling him graeeemey
Bill Lawrey: Geez you're fucked in the head sometimes Max!
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Darwin
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April 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 01:59
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| CrUZsida wrote on Tue, 23 November 2004 10:00 |
"If that pudgen craps on mah score cord once again, or mah jewlius morlaws for that matter, its history"
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Tony Greig on the phone to an insurance company after smashing Bills pigeon for crapping on his scorecard:
Look the policy definately included the loss of both arms, both legs, and/or one eye, and/or one eye. Look do want this policy or not? Right well blow it out you arse then.!
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Kellyville, Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 02:47
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"fuck you, fuck your country, and fuck your tv show"
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Rydalmere, NSW
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 02:56
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"look it's the standard 'maming and mutilation' policy, do you want to get the Lion on the line or not? Right well stick up your arse then." *clunk*
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Girraween,Sydney
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September 2003
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Tue, 23 November 2004 03:12
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"Thanks very Max muchie!"
"Blow or i'll freeze you away!"
Cricketer name: Jarvegiemiteformeanddad
wahtdoyoumeanwashe
Max talking to the cabbie about the midday show,
max: "Oh come on fair suck of the old celebrity, you should know me, come on it's me big Max!"
"Oh yea now i know you Big Max! like the hamberger!"
"Yea like the..... NO NOT LIKE THE HAMBERGER"
Max walker after taxi ride:
"Here you go theo you fucking maniac"
Cabbie "Hey mate, do you think you could do me a favour & get me a signed picture of Ken Sutcliffe?"
"Yea sure just give me my change & i'll go in & get it"
"oh that very nice of you"
"yea it's not a problem, ifact you stay rite there & i'll send Ken out in person........(Underbreath)Tomorrow."
"Thank you Mr... ah whats your name again?"
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Sydney
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 05:55
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richie.... i coldnt agree with myself more on that!
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Darwin
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April 2003
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 06:39
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| riceburna73 wrote on Tue, 23 November 2004 15:25 |
richie.... i coldnt agree with myself more on that!
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It's just a piece of sepe bullshit that the West Indies have introduced. I'd go one step further by saying that they should ban the High Five altogether!
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Tue, 23 November 2004 08:17
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Cos when it comes to congratulating one of your teammates, there's simply no better way of doing it than with the traditional Australian hug or a kiss or a lick -- a grope on the ass or a bit of a dry-root... 
(Damn, and I don't even have the tape with me anymore... how do I remember this shit?!) Oh that's right, when I was learning to type back in 1992, I practiced on The 12th Man and Wired World of Sports tapes and CD's. Sad, but true. Actually I typed the scripts out word for word several times over.   
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Wed, 24 November 2004 07:21
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Classic batsmen from the Pakistani lineup:
"Ahkmed Hyminagaybar"
"Ejives Fastcarz"
"Halfeez Handmizin"(still laugh myself to tears over this one, its sooooooooo wrong...)
"Ibroke Mehandad"
and the last one -
"Coppedone Indernutz"
Says Ian Chappell "Ohhhh - did he ?"
Team Captain Javed "No - that's his name, you f#ckwit".
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sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Whats your favourite 12th Man quotes/1 liners?
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Wed, 24 November 2004 15:14
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im in the glovebox!
-he hit the deck like a sack of shit.
-yes he did hit the sack like a deck of arrr what you say again ritchie
-nevermind
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