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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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ghetto area 2745
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November 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Mon, 02 August 2004 09:01
 
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whos pickin on the irish??? 
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Location:
ghetto area 2745
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November 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Mon, 02 August 2004 09:14
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did u hear the joke about the irish cat? it done a shit and buried itself!
did u hear the joke bout the 2 paddys sitting on the ground and 1 fell off
what do you call a leb on the moon.....problem
what do you call 2 lebs on the moon...bigger problem
what do you call all the lebs on the moon...problem solved
why have abbos have 1 bigger nostrel than the other?
1 for premium and 1 for unleaded
irish man walks into a toilet in england and takes a piss
on the way out he passes a man washing his hands
pommy bloke yells out excuse me excuse me you did not was your hands
paddy replies "where i come from we learn not to piss on our hands"
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Mon, 02 August 2004 09:36
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Now that your on the leb jokes:
What do you call a leb in space?
Nasah
What do you call a leb who's drunk?
Hamed
What do you call a leb who's drunker?
Mohammed
A mate just told me these.....sorry guys 
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Location:
perth WA
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June 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Mon, 02 August 2004 10:09
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An old one here
What do you call 100 cows masterbating
Beef stoganoff
Cheers
Jeff
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Location:
Rowville, Victoria
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Mon, 02 August 2004 12:00
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Sun, 01 August 2004 00:13 |
2) What's the latest Irish invention?
Helicopter with an ejection seat
PS. i have nothing against irish people, it just suits the joke
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Actually I've been told there are such things as ejection seats in a helicopter The blades blow away then the ejection seat launches....
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Location:
perth WA
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June 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Mon, 02 August 2004 12:04
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you are correct...................to be sure, to be sure 
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Location:
Rowville, Victoria
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April 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Tue, 03 August 2004 03:15
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you left out another to be sure
that reminds me of a Michael Flatley joke I heard ages ago.
Q: Why does Michael Flatley (aka. Lord of the Dance) wear 3 condoms when having sex afterwards?
A: To be sure, to be sure, to be sure
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Location:
Kellyville, Sydney
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 06 August 2004 03:51
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Q: What ends with U-N-T and smells fishy?
A: Rex Hunt
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Location:
On your mum!
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May 2002
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 06 August 2004 06:38
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Location:
On your mum!
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May 2002
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 06 August 2004 06:45
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Sorry - the muslim jokes caught my attention
What do you call-
an attractive one? - Asif
Stuck between two buildings? - Ali
One who got arrested? - Wassim
100 abbos on top of a hill and 99 roll down? - abbolanche
1 left on top? - abbolonely
99 abbos roll back up? - black magic
365 condoms? - goodyear
365 used condoms? f**king great year
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 06 August 2004 07:25
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nice ones YelloRolla...
What starts with F and ends with UCK?
Fire Truck
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Location:
On your mum!
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May 2002
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 06 August 2004 08:25
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for? she's gonna eat me!
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Location:
Tasmania
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June 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 06 August 2004 08:51
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whats the smelliest thing in the world?
an anchovies cunt
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Sun, 08 August 2004 05:25
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Another leb joke i just heard...
Why did the leb cross the road?
To fight the chicken
Why did 50 lebs cross the road?
The chicken was winning
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Tue, 10 August 2004 01:39
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sorry bout the racism here guys, i am not racist but the jokes are just so funny
what do you get when you go to an abo's garage sale???
your stuff back
why did the wog go to hospital??
cos he was fully sick bro
why do abo's smell so awful???
so blind people can hate them!
Two cows in a field:
Cow#1: Moooooo!
Cow#2: **** you man, i was about to say that
Two Cows in a field:
Cow#1: I really hope i dont get mad cows disease
Cow#2: Well, i KNOW i wont get it
Cow#1: How come?
Cow#2: Caus im a helicopter.
Two cows in a feild.
one looks up and says.. "hey look a bird."
the other one says "Holyshit a talking cow!!!"
Why couldn't the baby fit through the doorway?
Because it had a javelin through its head.
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Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: JOKES
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Tue, 10 August 2004 03:10
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| 1973_KE20 wrote on Tue, 10 August 2004 11:39 |
Why couldn't the baby fit through the doorway?
Because it had a javelin through its head.
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Location:
Kellyville, Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Wed, 11 August 2004 02:12
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on to baby jokes now are we?
whats the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of babies? you cant unload a truck full of sand with a pitch fork
whats the one thing worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket? 1 baby in 10 buckets
why did the man put a baby in the blender? to see the expression on its face
why did the plane crash? coz the pilot was a tomato
why did jimmy fall off his bike? coz he was hit by a fridge
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Location:
Rowville, Victoria
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Wed, 11 August 2004 02:33
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What do you name a guy with a shovel? Doug
What do you name a guy without a shovel? Douglas
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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Thu, 12 August 2004 10:42
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Did u hear the tribute song elton john wrote for mother terasa(sp) ?
Alot of people think he just did a different version on an old song.
Maybe u heard it it's called "sandals in the bin"
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Thu, 12 August 2004 11:03
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thats not very nice!
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Location:
Sydney
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August 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Fri, 13 August 2004 12:14
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2 cowboys were sitting in a steakhouse munching down their t bones when a pretty lady at a near by table starts to choke on her steak.
One of the cowboys casually strolls aver and says to the lady as she gasps for breath "kin yer talk??" She shakes her head and holds her throat. he then asks "kin yer breathe??" she responds again by shaking her head while her face turns even more red.
"stand up please miss" says the cowboy and as she stands he slowly kneels down behind, lifts her skirt and then sticks his tongue out and licks her crack from bottom to top!! With that the pretty lady shudders and the piece of meat goes flying across the room hitting the wall and finally she can breathe again.
The cowboy then strolls back over to his table and starts eating the rest of his t bone. The other cowboy then says to his friend: "Man, I heard bout that hind lick manouvre, but I aint never seen no one do it"
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: JOKES
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Wed, 24 November 2004 03:58
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why does ET have such big eyes?
he saw his phone bill
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Location:
Kilsyth, Melbourne
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: JOKES
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Wed, 24 November 2004 05:20
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| crayz legz wrote on Mon, 19 July 2004 14:33 |
wat do you call an aboriginal driving a red ferrari?
a thief
wat do you call 2 aboriginals driving 2 red ferrari's?
thieves
wat do you call 3 aboriginals driving 3 red ferrari's?
organised crime
wats long and black?
a line at center link
phill rup ( say it fast )
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another version of the abo joke
Wot do u call an aboriginal driving a commodore??
a thief
Wot do u call an aboriginal drivin a ferari, porsche, lamborghini, corolla etc.
a good thief
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Location:
camden
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: JOKES
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Wed, 24 November 2004 11:10
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LOL sorry everybody but i have some abo jokes that r good, sorry if ur aboriginal but its nothing personal.
What are 3 things you can't give an aboriginal? A black eye a fat lip and a job
An abo is sittin in the gutter outside a house n a garbo comes by in his truck n goes, "wheres ya bin mate?" n the abo goes oh on holidays mate, n the garbo goes, nah, wheres ya bin? abo goes yeh i told ya on holidays, the garbo goes, nah nah mate, wheres ya wheelie bin? n the abo goes Alright mate! ive been in jail if ya must know!!
A guy pulls up to his mates house in his beamer thats been all bashed up, his mate goes, geezuz what happened to ya car, the guy goes oh i hit an aboriginal, the mate goes, it couldnt have made all this damage surely!? the guy goes, well i did have to go through 3 fences to get the basterd.
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2004
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