| Author | Topic |
|---|
Location:
Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
|
 Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 04:59
|
 |
omg, funniest movie ever! if u haven't heard of it, its casted by string puppets (!), just like the old Thunderbird series, and done really well
its masterminded by the guys behind South Park (Trey Parker, Matt Stone), so u can be assured its gonna be mighty rude! (which it is) 
|
|
|
Toymods Social Secretary
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 07:05
|
|
|
America, FUCK YEAH!!!
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location:
Sutho/Hills NSW
Registered:
September 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 07:20
|
|
|
im so ronery...so ronery...poor rittle meeeeee
|
|
|
Location:
Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 07:34
|
|
"...ill rip your balls off and shove em up your arse, so every time you shit, you get shit all over your balls!"
"...ill drill two holes in your dick, so that every time you piss, your piss goes in every direction!"
and, how funny was the sex scene!!! 
|
|
|
Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 08:43
|
|
There are three types of people in this world: dicks, pussies and arseholes.
The explaination of this theory to out act Alec Baldwin (F.A.G) was the highlight of the movie. It was so well put.
|
|
|
Registered:
August 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 08:46
|
|
"you just want me to suck your cock"
"noooo i just want to show you something"
"now suck my cock"
"....only joking
|
|
|
Location:
Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 08:51
|
|
| SIMDOG wrote on Mon, 06 December 2004 19:43 |
There are three types of people in this world: dicks, pussies and arseholes.
The explaination of this theory to out act Alec Baldwin (F.A.G) was the highlight of the movie. It was so well put.
|
so true 
|
|
|
Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 08:52
|
|
Here we are... I stole this off another site... The explaination of the 3 types of people theory.
***NOTE: Don't read the following if you don't want to know anything about the movie***
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"There are three types of people in the world. There's dicks, pussies and assholes. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location:
Sutho/Hills NSW
Registered:
September 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 08:53
|
|
|
matt damon...
|
|
|
Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
June 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 12:12
|
|
|
Everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AID AIDS...
|
|
|
Location:
Perth
Registered:
September 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 14:17
|
|
| EvilJack wrote on Mon, 06 December 2004 16:53 |
matt damon...
|
matt.... daaammoooonnn.... *derrrr*
"I could have sworn she was telling the truth!"
"That's why it's called acting!"
|
|
|
Location:
Girraween,Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Toymods Club Secretary
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 22:35
|
|
|
aaargh! is it out already? Who else is yet to see it?
|
|
|
Location:
Girraween,Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 22:44
|
|
hehe 2 more, The signal he had to give if his cover was blown, Arms in the air & the funny face!
also this,
"I was just a boy when the infidels came in their black hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the firey black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it you better kill me now cause I'll put a jihad on you."
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location:
Sutho/Hills NSW
Registered:
September 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 22:58
|
|
arms in the air was class..pure class
"Whats that terrorist trying to tell us?"..."i duno shoot him"
got the soundtrack last night, www.teamamerica.com lyrics are on there.
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 23:37
|
|
TEAM AMERICA FUCKYEAH! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUKIN DAAAY!
"Take that Hans Brix"
|
|
|
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
January 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 23:49
|
|
| EvilJack wrote on Tue, 07 December 2004 09:58 |
arms in the air was class..pure class
"Whats that terrorist trying to tell us?"..."i duno shoot him"
got the soundtrack last night, www.teamamerica.com lyrics are on there.
|
I think he's saying "Kiss me"
kiss me? fucking smartass. just kill him
|
|
|
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
January 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Mon, 06 December 2004 23:50
|
|
if you promise me you'll never die I will sleep with you right now
I promise I will never die...
|
|
|
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2003
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 00:35
|
|
bahahhaa all my favourite parts from the movie have already been quoted
"derek is the kind of guy that knows what to do when hes got a dick in his mouth"
matt daammmooooonnn bahahhaha
"i need you like ben affleck needs acting lessons, he really sucked in that movie"
|
|
|
Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
June 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 02:06
|
|
|
Durka durka
|
|
|
Location:
Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 05:37
|
|
|
ive got five terrorists going down bukkalukkadukka street!
|
|
|
Location:
Colac, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 06:26
|
|
DURKA Durka Islam Jihad mohummad, Evan.
|
|
|
Location:
Gold Coast
Registered:
October 2002
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 09:45
|
|
i loved it!
for some reason i couldnt stop laughing at when he was walking out of the bar drunk.
|
|
|
I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 12:39
|
|
| munki wrote on Tue, 07 December 2004 20:15 |
i loved it!
for some reason i couldnt stop laughing at when he was walking out of the bar drunk.
|
yeah that and the chucking scene was hilarious
|
|
|
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
June 2003
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Tue, 07 December 2004 20:07
|
|
"a flying car now ive seen everything"
"have you seen a man eat his own head?"
"no"
"then you havent seen everything"
|
|
|
Location:
theres a castle on my hil...
Registered:
October 2003
|
|
Re: Team America: World Police
|
Sun, 12 December 2004 09:09
|
|
durka durka, mohammed ali.. durka
did anyone notice the ground in paris was paved out of crossaunts?? brilliant
|
|
|
