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SilverGhost
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Sports Zorst a Fraud Tue, 07 December 2004 03:28 Go to next message
After a little investigating (and a little creative googling)

I have come to the conclusion that 'Zorst' is not an aftermarket brand providing the ultimate in sports exhaust technology.

This is shortly after deciding to upgrade to a 5" Custom Turbo back Zorst system with 6" centre mounted Twin Barrel Fart Cannon with Zorst brand Carbon fibre plated tip.

I am so disillusioned Surprised Rolling Eyes
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Tue, 07 December 2004 04:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I had just heard that Zorst is so highly reccommended by its reference in many posts...and I wanted my very own for an extra 50 at the treads...








....and yes this was a joke... Very Happy
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STR8 2.8
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Tue, 07 December 2004 04:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hahah try hot fours, its all about tha hektic cat-back zorst bro
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Tue, 07 December 2004 06:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
maybe its so rare to have a genuine zorst its only available on Hot4's

those guys have all the good parts....including those performance enhancing stickers...gotta get me some of those!!! Very Happy
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Tue, 07 December 2004 08:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I use the word Zorst cuz it's easyer than exhaust
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Tue, 07 December 2004 11:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I'm looking at importing a variety of "zorst's" of the sports variety. Color coded by sport to match your lifestyle and car.

Cricket, test variety in white, one dayer in your choice of color.
Tennis, in wimbledon green.
Beach Volley ball, in your choice of sand tones.
Soccer, smoke flare orange.
Rugby League, whats a color?
Rugby Union, Beer amber
Snooker, Red, yellow, green, brown, blue, pink, black.

Custom sports by special order.
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Wed, 08 December 2004 01:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing hey dude, I want a Beach volleyball special in brazilian flesh tones!!! Shocked
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Re: Sports Zorst a Fraud Wed, 08 December 2004 08:51 Go to previous message
Brazillian volleyball also come hairless FYI
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