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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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joke
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Thu, 31 October 2002 06:08
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stolen from the silvia forums, but hey
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus
thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and
women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual
desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words
"I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, the passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
"WHAT??"
So she says the words that I (and every husband on the planet) dread.
She explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as
a "Woman". I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?"
I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I go to
sleep. The very next day we went shopping at a big department store...
I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of
them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to
which I say OK.
And then we go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets a set of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought
that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I
think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because
she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told
her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and
you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go
to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should
have seen her face it went completely blank. I then said,
"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just
when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"You obviously are not in tune with my financial needs as a "Man."
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I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring of
2005.
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Club Member
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Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: joke
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Thu, 31 October 2002 06:30
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Hehehe... That's good shit!!!
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Location:
Carlingford, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: joke
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Thu, 31 October 2002 06:50
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"picks myself up off the floor"
haha thats was some good shite
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: joke
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Thu, 31 October 2002 07:14
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Damn, that wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true 
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Location:
Coffs
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May 2002
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Re: joke
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Thu, 31 October 2002 07:30
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Hehehehe the things people find on the net.
I think the Toymods forums should have a section for funny stuff,jokes, links etc.
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I supported Toymods
Banned User
Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: joke
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Thu, 31 October 2002 10:04
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Dammm, I'm gonna have to remember that one.
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Location:
Hornsby, N.S.W
Registered:
September 2002
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 Re: joke
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Fri, 01 November 2002 21:47
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FUNNY STUFF,
LOVE IT
JUZZO
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