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Life's embarressing moments
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Tue, 14 December 2004 15:19
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Here are some embaresing moments that I can remember....
1. Getting my 'frank' caught in a zipper and getting a lady from a family I boarded with to unzip the fly. Yes it really does hurt. At least I didn't get the beans caught.
2. Dating a girl at allhallows school in Bne and whilst chatting to some freinds for a (long) while my balls were hanging all around the shop, i did not know to the next week when the kids at boarding school sang 'Im free balling" (Tom Petty)
3. My Parents cornering me when I was 12 and asking if I wanted a circumsision.
4. Being in a Cemetary with a group of freinds and someone shouted 'kill the virgin' ..... I was the only one running!
5. This year I congradulated a lady worker at Big W on her pregenancy... she said that she was not pregnant!
6. In the back of a ute, pulled the pants down to give some to the car next to us, the driver of the car I was in swerved and my ass ended up in a freinds face/nose. Some situations words cannot how you feel...
7. A chick asked If i would make love to her, she was polishing off a 6 pack of cream buns at the time. I declined and said I was not hungry..
8. I was eating 1/2 kilo of tuna a day leading up to a comp, and man did I have gas, it was sooo bad that I had to sit in the back corner of the classroom, notify the teacher of an incident(prior) and leave the room.
9. I was in my last year of High school and was dating a 'woman of loose morals" and we had dinner at her place and she went into the bedroom and got changed into something skimpy, asked me to come in the b/room, i went in, asked myself what am I doing in here, she got upset, I went back out and watched the rest of MTV and she broke up with me.
10. I dated a chick she was 23 and I was still in school, but she had a physical flaw that I could not overcome, she had her 2&3 toe joined, it kept freaking me out and I could not stop staring. We broke up.
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Tue, 14 December 2004 23:11
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hahaha bugger
I had an experience last weekend that has scard me ,walking in on the old man and the missus going at it 
other than that a mate of mine passed out on our lounge with his cock in hand dirty mag and sorbeline cream to one side...and yes it was a mate not me but im sure ive been lucky not to get caught myself
one time that was pretty embarrassing was when i was playing pool,anyway earlier in the day i was dropping these really warm eggy farts,you know those ones you could gather round in winter time with the family for a bit of warmth,at some stage in the day I must have followed through a little and later must have had a scratch and dug in deep,so after contorting myself to play a range of pool shots all night infrontof a pub full of people I got home only to find a 20c piece sized poo stain on my jeans the jeans were quite a light green in colour, so it did show..  
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Tue, 14 December 2004 23:29
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My mum walked in when i was showing these girls dick tricks in my room. 
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Tue, 14 December 2004 23:33
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| Mookie wrote on Wed, 15 December 2004 10:29 |
My mum walked in when i was showing these girls dick tricks in my room.
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hahahaha brilliant,did you show them the dissapearing one 
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theres a castle on my hil...
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October 2003
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Wed, 15 December 2004 07:38
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when i found out that my parents knew me and all my friends ran around the neighbourhood naked on my 18th.
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Windy Wellington (NZ) but...
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February 2004
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Wed, 15 December 2004 09:03
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classic the whole lot
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sydney
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August 2004
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Wed, 15 December 2004 09:29
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| riceburna73 wrote on Wed, 15 December 2004 10:33 |
| Mookie wrote on Wed, 15 December 2004 10:29 |
My mum walked in when i was showing these girls dick tricks in my room.
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hahahaha brilliant,did you show them the dissapearing one
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LMAO haha! Number 3 is a crack up!
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Brisbane
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June 2004
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Wed, 22 December 2004 09:24
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bump
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East Maitland NSW
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December 2004
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Sat, 25 December 2004 07:57
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well when i was at primary schoo,i was made to do gymnastics and on the way i fell over in the mud and i had shit all over me so i had to go home and get changed. i turnd up later to take part anyway and everone turned around and looked at me (there were 40 people in the room) the instructor said did ya have fun in the mud . by that time i was all embarresed and then he later yelled out shit im gunna call you meatrack (because everone saw me go and get into the buff and you can use your imagination for the rest.
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cronulla
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September 2002
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Re: Life's embarressing moments
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Sun, 26 December 2004 14:13
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running through the main street of gymea ( the one with the train station) at around 8 pm on a sat evening with with my mate wearing nothing but a maccas bag with two eye holes on my head....
damn drunken dares
Walking around for the better part of the day without realizing i had a pad stuck to the back of my jumper, at least it was the type with wings, im told theyre better.
Also when i was about 11, I found a porno thought it was cool, and that id take it to school and show my mates. whilst showing it around, I was busted by the lady from after school care, who was none to impressed with my show and tell material.
but 'twas all in good fun.
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