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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Toilet Reading material
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Mon, 20 December 2004 21:38
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Hi,
I noticed in a few threads people mentioning some mags they read while paying homage to the porcelin goddess. So, I thought to myself.. "I wonder what sort of crap people read while having a crap".
So, to start things off, I'll dump (no pun intended!) down a list of my dunny reads. Ya see, being a swarve, sophisticated and ubiquitous man-of-the-world, I have a wide range of reading stuff. Also, being an old fart we tend to spend more time on the dunny than others - dunno why that is so, but I think it's more to do with some peace and quiet at home than some medical condition. 
- Aviation mags (mainly ultralight stuff)
- The odd Hot4's-type mag only when a 71-77 Celica is in there
- National Geographic
- Silicon Chip and Elektor
- Gourmet Traveller
- Choice
- Bulletin
- Nexus
- Australian UFOlogist
- Organic Herb Grower
- FHM (on occasions)
- New Scientist
I wonder why the downstairs toilet is called "dad's library"?
seeyuzz
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Mon, 20 December 2004 23:02
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i tend to read
-the novel im reading at the time (normally something by Terry Pratched)
- latest car mag (rice4s of fast 4s)
- National Geo
- some business mag like BM or the like
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Tue, 21 December 2004 00:43
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ive never understood the whole reading while on the dunny thing...if i need to go, by the time i sit on the thing its over,is that the same for you dunny readers? or do you try and prolong the shit? or do you just drop it and sit there reading and smeeling ur newly created shitcloud?
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Location:
Kilsyth, Melbourne
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Tue, 21 December 2004 04:23
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4wd monthly, novel i am readin at the time, tradin post, tho it is quite a handful or any car boat or motorbike magaizine i find lying on the ground in front of the dunny 
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Tue, 21 December 2004 04:35
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MOTOR, Drive sections out of the paper, adds and whatever else is new like open road
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Tue, 21 December 2004 04:40
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"paying homage to the porceline god" is a term reserved purely for when you get down on your knees and chunder 
mine is the novel of the moment... david eddings, tad williams, robert jordan, terry brooks, stephen king.....
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Location:
Brisvegas
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Tue, 21 December 2004 05:37
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ive never understood the whole reading while on the dunny thing...if i need to go, by the time i sit on the thing its over,is that the same for you dunny readers? or do you try and prolong the shit? or do you just drop it and sit there reading and smeeling ur newly created shitcloud?
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what he said. For those of you that take 20 odd minutes to sink a few submarines dont you think you may have an issue with fibre?
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Location:
South-West Sydney
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Tue, 21 December 2004 08:52
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i am out of toilet reading material. i have read the same hot4's magazine forever (its a july 1998 issue). please help me... local newspapers don't come often enough and i'm all out of novels.
sometimes i prolong dumping for hours because i know all too well the modified car mag literature awaiting my arrival. i just can't take the pain! (brain pain, not poo pain)
i'm at the stage where i'll accept donations of old tv guide articles and soggy old kmart catalogues.
-strober
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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Wed, 22 December 2004 09:56
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I read
anything if it's porn or FHM or anything.
i used to take the tv guide in with me.
when i lived with house mates we had a magazine rack in the shitter.
I read while i'm shitting then wait about 10 mins just to see if i have anymore.
I remember somebody saying on tv that they would only make a film if it passed the "cold bum test"
where he would read the script and if he got so into it that he say there long enought for hus bum to get cold then it was made into a film.
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Registered:
December 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Wed, 22 December 2004 22:07
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ever heard of piles?
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Wed, 22 December 2004 22:22
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I dont get it either.
You go in there, squeeze it out, cut it off, wipe and leave.
this all take less than 5 mins, and id rather read my mags without the smell of my own gut
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Location:
East Maitland NSW
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Fri, 24 December 2004 04:35
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yeah but you need sometihng to pass the time so there is nothing better than a mag to take you mind away from the squeezing.. 
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 02:26
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lol
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 02:30
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Almost anything that i can lay me hands on.
Well almost
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Location:
East Maitland NSW
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 05:25
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| towe_001 wrote on Sat, 25 December 2004 13:30 |
Almost anything that i can lay me hands on.
Well almost
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 and you choose to lay your hands on wot while you crap ?????
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 06:45
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Drift Battle, Motor, Car, Unique Cars,
HPI...
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Banned user
Location:
ADELAIDE - The Drift City
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 12:43
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at work i spent ages in the toilets reading mags that we have lying around (usually motor, wheels or picture and people) because i get paid for taking a crap and because i can get out of doing work 
at home.. i generally read anything thats within range
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 15:10
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| Meat_rack wrote on Sat, 25 December 2004 16:25 |
| towe_001 wrote on Sat, 25 December 2004 13:30 |
Almost anything that i can lay me hands on.
Well almost
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and you choose to lay your hands on wot while you crap ?????
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Early fast 4's, early hot 4's, street machine, budget buildups, electronic mags and catalogues, computer mags, take 5, thats life, womans monthlys, car manuals, computer manuals, me phone (its an N-gage), the dictionary, the bible, stuff that i've printed off the net etc, etc, etc.
I've almost taking me brothers mates laptop in there.
One of these days if i ever buy a house i'm going to get some book shelves installed in the dunny .
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Location:
Liverpool, Sydney
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 15:29
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I dont really take anything with me, however, my uncle has 4 piles of 'picture' and 'people' in his toilet, with nearly every pile almost half the size of the toilet..like hell old issues... he has hundreds, and i dunno, chicks with eighties style porn hair dont really do it for me whilst on the toilet
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sat, 25 December 2004 16:47
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forcing it can cause bowle(spelling?) cancer
take your mobile with you and play games mwaha
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Registered:
December 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sun, 26 December 2004 00:06
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well drift battle would definatly give me the shits.
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Location:
Liverpool/sydney
Registered:
October 2004
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Re: Toilet Reading material
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Sun, 26 December 2004 05:20
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i bring in a cigarette, when i start shitting i'll light the ciggy and in about 5 minutes the cigarette finishes and thats when i get outa there. its not bad , gets rid of the shit smell and bring in a different smell.
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