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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 06:56
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my friends just moved house like 2 days ago, there have been these cars flying past the house we have no idea who they are.
there are going around 80 to 90 km/h on this street.
who's house do the cops come to ?
THEIRS
now they have just left after at least 45 mins of time wasting.
Old women that have nothing to do but make life hard for people like us need to be shot dead.
We have never done anything more than the speed limit .
we don't have a stereo yet so we can't play loud music.
now we are "under watch" for sweet F.A.
sorry for the rant i just figured there would be people who have been in the same position as we are right now.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 07:15
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haha i know what it feels like.
there is an old twat that lives round the corner, and is very well known in our street. she is first name terms with teh local constabulary. and they know her as the old bat who calls the cops on everything. she is a wacko
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 07:19
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 Old Barstards!
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 08:44
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the guy next door 2 me isn't old but he is still and twat and just trys 2 dick us for everything...
i got a letter from the water company the other day saying that some one had seen me using a hose 2 wash my car, i was using a pressure hose ! and they are "legal" under water restriction lvl 2, he also bicthed about our chimney sayin that the smoke was being blown onto his washing line... how the fuc are we ment 2 help the wind. so we had to get it extended
if any one wonts to come rip some nice black lines infront of thier place give me a PM  
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 09:12
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Hi,
Awwww c'mon fellas, you'll be old one day too - unless you're a mad P-plater. Just think of the fun you can have when you're old. You'll be able to fart-arse and fuddy-duddy around and annoy the bejesus out of the young folk.
I'm old and, just to spite you, like all of us oldies, I'm gonna take my damn time in dying! 
seeyuzz
river
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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 09:19
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lol river you would be about that same age as my dad and he is ALOT more understanding about that stuff.
IF we had done it then fine i would have said sorry etc.
i should buy her an Xbox or something to keep her busy.
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Location:
Ballarat, Vic.
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sat, 18 December 2004 16:14
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i've had old people abuse me in the mr2 for cruising normally, they think cos of the exhaust im travaling quicker then i am. Stupid old people!
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sun, 19 December 2004 16:49
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Heh, I got one of those old annoying neighbours always lookin in my yard, always comin around tellin me to mow my yard or clean it up or get trees cut down, etc etc.
I guess he does this to everyone in the street because the other day when I came home from work I saw that someone had done soem grassing on his lawn lol, made me sleep easy
He hasnt talked to me since, probably thinks it was me.
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Sun, 19 December 2004 21:46
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Ha! try working in a bowling club!
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Location:
cambo
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Mon, 20 December 2004 10:55
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why do old people get fukin angry with age? old people are always really nice, or usually really angry. im lucky my neighbours are the nice variety who let me swim in their pool and bake us cakes 
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Mon, 20 December 2004 21:01
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Hi,
| EVOSTi wrote on Mon, 20 December 2004 21:55 |
why do old people get fukin angry with age?
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It's because they're jealous. Well, some of them are. There's an old saying.. "Youth is wasted on the young" and some old people get all agitated when they see young people having fun 'cos they wish their old bones could do the same.
Some of us oldies aren't jealous... like me. The last thing I want is to be young again and have to fuck around with some of the issues that are facing the youth of today.
I can't wait until I get my pension card so I can ride in buses and trains all day! I can then collect my pension check and roll down to the Bowling Club (in my Cressida Grande or Camry) and get legless drinking middies of light beer, while chasing the old biddies around the place. Better still, I'll get one of those little electric gopher mobiles and run over people at the local mall.
You'll see that old people should generally get better and less angry as the older generation dies off and us baby-boomers hit retirement and old age. That's 'cos us baby-boomers gave the world 60's and 70's rock music, made dope smoking a national past time (bring back the hippies), dig 1970's vintage cars, the electric dildo, and began to realise that politics/large corporations/organised religion is all shit.
We remember that we were once young and carried on like fucktards and usually have the patience and understanding that the young will go through (actually, make that "have to") go through their own phases and do their own thing, no matter how dumb ass or stupid, as they grew into maturity.
Anyway, enough of my rant. I'm gonna sit back and laze about and wait for bowel-cancer, altzeimers, arthiritis, osteo-whatever-the-fuck-it-is-called, altzeimers, stroke, altzeimers and whatever wonderful aging diseases and symptons that await my maturing years.
Hey, did I say we get altzeimers? Well, we get that too!
seeyuzz
(Old Man) river
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Location:
sydney
Registered:
July 2004
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Mon, 20 December 2004 23:32
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it might be to late 
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Location:
Gold Coast
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Tue, 21 December 2004 14:15
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"When I get old I'll have the decency to throw myself out of a high window, but some people just keep on living, selfish bastards"
heard that somewhere
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Location:
Melb
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Tue, 21 December 2004 22:28
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evosti: it's cos they're checking you out in your toight speedos! 
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Location:
cambo
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Wed, 22 December 2004 10:16
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bahaha they can do whatever they want as long as i have access to the pool
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Banned User
Location:
Camden (Sydney)
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Thu, 23 December 2004 01:03
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Light the doorway to their bedroom on fire and watch em try and get out the winder
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Location:
1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Thu, 23 December 2004 13:47
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I'm aiming to be the reason for a power to weigh limit on electric scooters when I get old.
Not all old people suck ass. Just the ones that do, do.
Bowlo's and $2 schooners and a cressie. Bring it on.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Thu, 23 December 2004 18:12
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| river wrote on Tue, 21 December 2004 08:01 |
Hi,
| EVOSTi wrote on Mon, 20 December 2004 21:55 |
why do old people get fukin angry with age?
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It's because they're jealous.
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In my opinion, I don't think they're really jealous, it's more likely they feel they don't need new friendships anymore, they don't need any new connections, they don't have to act as nice guys so as to built a bigger connection/network, they become selfish, they don't mind pissing off people and lash at anything they personally don't like, they don't mind being arrogant because they have nothing to lose anymore, they're living as there's no tomorrow and of coz won't care about what other people feels, this is the same psychology for someone that has lose everything, or all the money, or the problem gambler.... It's not called "Getting Old", it's "Human Nature"
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Location:
cambo
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Thu, 23 December 2004 23:33
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i think they are arseholes cause they know your not gonna drop them, even tho you really want to.
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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: I wish old people would hurry up and die !
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Fri, 24 December 2004 07:18
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this old lady from over the road came over and she was really nice.
she told us about rubbish day and offered to look after the house should they leave it.
then my mate came down home and she said to him "ive come to complain about you"
just as a joke !
I'm going to give her something for christmas i think seen as thought she was nice from the outset.
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