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I supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 05:54
 
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No one apart from me has ever slept with my GF 
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 06:21
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Mr DOHC - your mate needs to read less porn and relax a bit more often. Not every woman is Kate Moss. It's not the end of the world if you don't get there (as long as she does  ), and concentrating on it all the time won't make it any easier.
Or he could just concentrate on thinking of Kate as he's cooking...
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I Supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 06:26
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Maybe your mate tosses the salad too frequently and has no dressing left for his meal?
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I Supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 06:33
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Or spent so much time reading workshop manuals that he has no energy left to work on the car!
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I Supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 06:37
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And BlackPandaCelicaSupraBiatch there are health concerns which need to be considered when eating your steak extremely rare!
Most chef's are not qualified to prepare such a meal!
I also do not approve of eating veal and other such cuts!
And those who eat chuck steak should be ashamed of themselves.
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Perth
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October 2003
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 08:32
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| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 13:54 |
No one apart from me has ever slept with my GF
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How long have you been with?
Marriage material????
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Liverpool, Sydney
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 08:51
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Apart from this thread leaving me confused with all this super code talk about trains and fires and food and steak and sex...
its making me hungry ....
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I supported Toymods
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Brisbane
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 08:52
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| Skip wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 18:32 |
| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 13:54 |
No one apart from me has ever slept with my GF
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How long have you been with?
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Too long
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Marriage material????
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Is there any such thing?
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 09:19
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| Toobs wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 17:37 |
And BlackPandaCelicaSupraBiatch there are health concerns which need to be considered when eating your steak extremely rare!
Most chef's are not qualified to prepare such a meal!
I also do not approve of eating veal and other such cuts!
And those who eat chuck steak should be ashamed of themselves.
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Blue steak is not cool.
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 13:45
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| draven wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 11:50 |
I'm with skip on this.
and more accurately, not rough all the time
most girls like to feel loved sometimes, not just used.
tho there are exceptions
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till u get on all 4's 
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 14:33
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Man I remember once dining with a chick who loved blue steak - one time 2 mins in the oven was all she needed. However, it must be noted that going that raw can be a serious health hazard to those with sensitive taste buds.
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 21:10
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| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 16:54 |
No one apart from me has ever slept with my GF
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possibly, but she'd have some skeletons in the closet
...or maybe a graveyard.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 21:55
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| bathurst-91 wrote on Fri, 07 January 2005 07:10 |
| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 16:54 |
No one apart from me has ever slept with my GF
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possibly, but she'd have some skeletons in the closet
...or maybe a graveyard.
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I think you missed the bus 
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Perth
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October 2003
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 06 January 2005 23:53
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| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 16:52 |
| Skip wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 18:32 |
| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 06 January 2005 13:54 |
No one apart from me has ever slept with my GF
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How long have you been with?
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Too long
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Marriage material????
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Is there any such thing?
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Hehe ohwell
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I supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Sat, 08 January 2005 03:40
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he needs to fuck a thai lady boy.. by the sounds of his requirements... ffs
sounds like his problem is hes too fucking picky. god man.
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Re: my mate has issues
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Sat, 08 January 2005 04:14
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^^^^^^
no shit. To quote Stiffler "pussy is pussy".
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: my mate has issues
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Sun, 09 January 2005 12:38
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if she's a prawn, just get a paper bag and cover her head 
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I Supported Toymods
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south Melbourne/KL
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Re: my mate has issues
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Sun, 09 January 2005 17:12
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Sun, 09 January 2005 23:38 |
if she's a prawn, just get a paper bag and cover her head
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cover the face fire the base 
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Re: my mate has issues
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Mon, 10 January 2005 00:54
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Dear Bankroll,
If you really love her and want to sleep with her and make your 'deposit' - but cant, this may be due to your background reinforcement.
By this i mean all those early teen years to now you may have spend whacking off to miss page 3 and Ms centrefold using mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters have some how altered your view to the reality of what real women look like.
Considering the only real naked woman you may have seen upto now is your girlfriend, your reinforcment you have been looking at all these years has taken a swift kick to the goolies.
Hence the unattractiveness.
Sure you like her and all but finding her unattractive in 'that' way doesnt make you a bad guy - currently you have to readjust your view. Look at her as the girl you want to make love to not just fuck and blow into because you cant.
There are steps to retrain your mind. These in your eyes could be drastic, but if you really like/love your girlfriend and want to do this, then heres want you can do to help yourself.
1) Delete the porn in your computer and hide those nuddy mags, (You dont have to delete the files if you dont want to, its just temptation is a bitch.) and dont look at them for at least a month. (as a trial period.)
Wait up, dont stop reading yet, i'll explain why.
Refresh your mind, without looking at other nude women (in that figure) it will slowly get your to appreciate what you have.
2) Dont masturbate everyday. In fact hold a tome of celebasy. Why? Because all those years of figuring out how to please yourself is going to change when you first have sex.
You may enjoy sex the first time you do it, or you may not because you are used to the climax point you can bring yourself to when playing the one handed trombone.
If you stop masturbating, you'll re train the body. Try not doing it for a week, or two - and when you see your girlfriend naked, not only will you be damn horny you will also appreciated her in the moment of passion.
3) Her picture. I'm sure you'd have a picture of her, of if you dont - get one and get her to pose for one. Whatever happens dont tell her what you'll be using it for just shoot it for 'fun'.
If you reaaaalllyyyy have to yank the crank, use her picture to do it with. Why wait for the moment with her and not be able to spill the milk? Train yourself with her pic so when you're actually with her it will be so much better.
4) Reeeeeellaaaxxxx. If you go into a combat field thinking, "imgunnadieimgunnadieimgunnadie.." you end up a nervous wreck and make stupid mistakes. So go relaxed, if it happens it happens, if it doesnt, at least she got pleased right? (for all the guys thinking - who gives a shit??) Guess what? She does, and hence another ace up your sleeve for later ...
At the end of the day if you want to make the change, you have to do it yourself.
Good luck and good sailing!
Until next time,
Dear Jane.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Mon, 10 January 2005 02:10
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That has to be copied from a magazine 
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Melbourne - NthSubs
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January 2004
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Lurnea
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Re: my mate has issues
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Mon, 10 January 2005 05:39
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My god guys I don't know whether to think this thread is funny or so very wrong. It's possibly both all at once. As a female I would have to say if she won't help do any warming up however you want to describe it that's probably setting the tone for the whole act and that can't be good.
Regardless of how you want to describe her if she's not putting in any effort I can't see how it could be all that good. So maybe the answer is getting her to be a bit more accomodating.
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I Supported Toymods
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Re: my mate has issues
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Mon, 10 January 2005 07:05
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| Ms Puzzleman wrote on Mon, 10 January 2005 16:39 |
My god guys I don't know whether to think this thread is funny or so very wrong. It's possibly both all at once. As a female I would have to say if she won't help do any warming up however you want to describe it that's probably setting the tone for the whole act and that can't be good.
Regardless of how you want to describe her if she's not putting in any effort I can't see how it could be all that good. So maybe the answer is getting her to be a bit more accomodating.
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how bout virgins??
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Canberra
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December 2002
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Re: my mate has issues
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Tue, 11 January 2005 01:35
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Maybe he just needs some sauce? Sauce makes most vegtables taste better so it might work in this case.
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Re: my mate has issues
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Tue, 11 January 2005 15:25
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hmm there was no mustartd for the first meal i had. but i soon realised it was cause there was too much room on my plate and wrapping was to tight. this combined with too much tomato sauce was a recipe for disaster.
maybe shes just a loose bitch. can he feel her muscles move. tell her to give him a bj to start.
doesnt matter how big the kransky is if its swimming in a bath tub.
goto the pub, get drunk and go eat somewhere else for the night,then compare!!
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South Australia
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Re: my mate has issues
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Wed, 12 January 2005 00:36
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I think your mate is just an idiot. I guess that means his problem is psychological.
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Re: my mate has issues
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Thu, 13 January 2005 08:39
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Theres only one phrase everybody here should know...If theres grass on the wicket, shes ready to play cricket.
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Melbourne
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June 2003
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Re: my mate has issues
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Sun, 16 January 2005 22:29
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hmmm so having trouble with your love life eh? just call Fernando Martinez.. the man of love.. He's a.. what should i say.. a Miracle Worker!!!
call him on 555-9292...
(thats cinco cinco cinco.. nueve. dos. nueve. dos..)
hell help you... hell help your brother your mother and father your grandfather!! even your dead greatgrandparents
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I Supported Toymods
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south Melbourne/KL
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Re: my mate has issues
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Sun, 16 January 2005 23:14
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or you could call BABE on 191-222
extra charges applied to mobile phones
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