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wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 04:33
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hi im 16
currently not goin to school
so im lookin for a trainneeship or aprenticeship preferably something to do wid cars.
if any1 knows of any or could that would be great
cheers
justin
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Location:
melbourne
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 04:35
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try looking at places like seek.com.au, they list a bunch on apprenticeships and stuff.
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Location:
QLD
Registered:
October 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 05:26
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thanks mate
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong, NSW
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 05:27
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Go to Centrelink and register as a job seeker. Heaps of jobs on the Job Network, and heaps easy to apply for them.
And don't spam 
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Location:
melbourne
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 05:42
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whos spamming?
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 06:44
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The Spam Sketch from the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and
"Monty Python's Previous Record"
(Spam = Spiced Pork And Ham, a sort of cheap luncheon meat)
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
The best spam of all. 
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Location:
brisbane
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 07:07
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Typingout the entire Spam sketch is pure class. I'm nominating you for the Australia Day Awards.
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Location:
Land of Oz
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 09:05
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Hi,
Ahhh... Monty Python. Wonderful stuff. They had so many great sketches... the Finnish Fish-slapping dance, the twin peaks of Kilamanjaro, the dead parrot scene, the lumberjack song...
They don't make humour like that anymore, which is a pity.
Sorry (well, not really) for the hijack 'cos it was 'jacked before I got here. 
seeyuzz
river
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Location:
Jimboomba
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 09:35
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The corporate pirates in 'The meaning of life' where the best (at the start) I pissed myself laughing and didnt stop for a good hour after the movie was over!
Azza.
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Banned User
Location:
Camden (Sydney)
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 10:39
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DEATH BY STONING!
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Wed, 12 January 2005 10:44
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hey dude just got an apprenticeship myself..."mechanic" and if u register with AGT or MTA they will find u an apprenticeship no trouble..all u have to do is answer a few bullshit easy questions.
if u no what 2 + 2 is they'll give u an apprenticeship 
make sure u register at tafe even if u dont get an apprenticeship because if u do a 6 month pre-apprenticeship course when u go for an apprenticeship next year itll be piss easy to get 1 and ull go straight to 2nd year.  which means MORE MONEY..(25 bucks a week  )
hope that was helpful
CHEERS
NOLAN
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Location:
Adelaide, SA
Registered:
June 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 01:13
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| MX73_drifter wrote on Wed, 12 January 2005 15:03 |
hi im 16
currently not goin to school
so im lookin for a trainneeship or aprenticeship preferably something to do wid cars.
if any1 knows of any or could that would be great
cheers
justin
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A firm grasp of the English language as well as correct spelling and grammar might also help in your pursuit of employment.
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 01:56
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| Sigmeister wrote on Thu, 13 January 2005 11:13 |
| MX73_drifter wrote on Wed, 12 January 2005 15:03 |
hi im 16
currently not goin to school
so im lookin for a trainneeship or aprenticeship preferably something to do wid cars.
if any1 knows of any or could that would be great
cheers
justin
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A firm grasp of the English language as well as correct spelling and grammar might also help in your pursuit of employment.
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Says the guy that doesn't use commas.
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Official Cruise Dude
Location:
liverpool
Registered:
March 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 02:11
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how funny is that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
if anyone in the Liverpool area wants a baking apprenticeship
PM me as i have 1 available.
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Toymods Vice President
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 04:29
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| MX73_drifter wrote on Wed, 12 January 2005 15:33 |
hi im 16
currently not goin to school
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Boy doesn't that explain a hell of a lot of posts that have absolutely no basis in reality.
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Banned User
Location:
Camden (Sydney)
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 04:58
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Shit what the hell kind of job do you think advertising on the internet is going to get you? Get out into reality and find yourself a job.
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 04:59
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Atleast he is trying, which is more then alot of ppl.
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Banned User
Location:
Camden (Sydney)
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 05:08
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True, my appologies.
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Location:
Jimboomba
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 11:59
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| MX73_drifter wrote on Wed, 12 January 2005 15:33 |
hi im 16
currently not goin to school
so im lookin for a trainneeship or aprenticeship preferably something to do wid cars.
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Sadly enough mate, most apprenticeships / traineeships these days require a certain competency in schoolwork. I left school around the same age and the best thing you can do for yourself is get your ass back in school. Otherwise you may as well scrap your dreams of fortune and say hello to long hours and crap wage. To get into something like that without a certain level of achievement in school work you'd have to be sucking someones Dick. The next best thing would be to go through your local TAFE and see what courses they offer. But I'd STRONGLY urge you to get your @$$ back to school. 
Cheers,
Azza.
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 12:11
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Go back to school dude. The extra education will be with you the rest of your life. Life out of school sucks, it is soooo much easier in school. 2 years now will change the rest of our life.
Tim.
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Location:
Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 12:21
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Yeh id recomend going back to school mate but thats not to say its the end of the world if you dont, Good on you if you know what you want to do apprenticship wise,if so go for it!! Good luck!
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 13:01
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subway
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Location:
Melbourne, South East
Registered:
May 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 13:50
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maccas
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Location:
QLD
Registered:
October 2004
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Re: wanted: job
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Thu, 13 January 2005 14:20
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school isn't my thing i havent passed a class since about yr7
i had abit of experience wid cars
stripped my mx73
helped my mate out wid his rb20 sil conversion
nd a few home spray jobs
[QUOTE]hey dude just got an apprenticeship myself..."mechanic" and if u register with AGT or MTA they will find u an apprenticeship no trouble..all u have to do is answer a few bullshit easy questions.
if u no what 2 + 2 is they'll give u an apprenticeship
make sure u register at tafe even if u dont get an apprenticeship because if u do a 6 month pre-apprenticeship course when u go for an apprenticeship next year itll be piss easy to get 1 and ull go straight to 2nd year. which means MORE MONEY..(25 bucks a week )
hope that was helpful
CHEERS
NOLAN
thanks for ur input nolan
nd every1 else tryin to help out
cheers justin
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Location:
NSW - Blue Mountains
Registered:
June 2004
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Registered:
May 2002
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Re: wanted: job
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Fri, 14 January 2005 23:10
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| MX73_drifter wrote on Fri, 14 January 2005 01:20 |
school isn't my thing i havent passed a class since about yr7
i had abit of experience wid cars
stripped my mx73
helped my mate out wid his rb20 sil conversion
nd a few home spray jobs
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Mate, nothing worthwhile in life is easy. If you can't pass classes then that's prolly a good indication you need more schooling. if you put the effort in and want to learn, then it'll come. There are plenty of people that would help you. You can only really fail if you don't want to succede in the first place.
The way the world is moving, there aren't going to be many options for someone who hasn't finished school. Alot of the labouring jobs are disapearing. even with a mechanic It won't be too long before they spend as much time in front of a PC as they do under a bonnet.
You could finish school if you wanted too and it'd make everything a lot easier in the years to come..
Tim.
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