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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 17:23
 
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well u are in australia, therefore if ur curious... TRY IT!
DO EEET! C'MON! IM RIGHT HERE! KILL ME NOOOOOW!
i mean... do try eet 
-Jay
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 19:57
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| EnFlaMEd wrote on Thu, 27 January 2005 14:09 |
no australian food? What about freshly "harvested" kangaroo? Emu? Not to mention all the weird shit the natives eat. Seriously though....mung down on some roo!
Ide vote Coopers to replace Fosters anyday.
Gotta cruise I think I can hear the dog and bone!
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mmm kangaroo stew frist had it in year 4 at school 
dampa - aussie bread
wigity grubs bahahaha
this little fella can chew these a corn field faster then you can say, CRIKEY WHAT WAS THAT ! bahahahahaha
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I supported Toymods
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 20:47
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too right
flaming mongrel
dole bludger
hard yakka
true blue
good on ya mum, tip tops the one
my dad picks the fruit....
not happy jan?
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 21:36
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| b1gb3n wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 02:22 |
| torque wrote on Thu, 27 January 2005 15:33 |
does anyone else think of animal cruelty when steve erwin is mentioned?
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if playing around with animals is animal cruelty, then we must be commiting TOYOTA cruelty 
btw, how does kangaroo meat taste like? never took the trouble to try it out
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its great plus its low in fat and cholestorol
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 23:06
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Crocodile's good shit too, but I like Emu the best.
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Sydney
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 23:23
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howa about
Mad cunt
sick cunt
bad cunt c
crazy cunt
etc
I dont think Ive ever heard other countries use the cunt word as freely as us?
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Baulko Hillo
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 27 January 2005 23:42
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| riceburna73 wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 10:23 |
howa about
Mad cunt
sick cunt
bad cunt c
crazy cunt
etc
I dont think Ive ever heard other countries use the cunt word as freely as us?
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You forgot:
"Owyagoin'cunt?"
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I supported Toymods
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Land of Oz
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 01:12
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Hi,
| riceburna73 wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 10:23 |
howa about
Mad cunt
sick cunt
bad cunt c
crazy cunt
etc
I dont think Ive ever heard other countries use the cunt word as freely as us?
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And, don't forget the three "Hunt" brothers. There's York Hunt, Pork Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Hehehe.. we had a guy called Mike Hunt at school and we had this asian lady teacher and she'd call out the rollcall and say "Mike Hunt.. where is Mike hunt... has anyone seen Mike Hunt" It was quite amusing to us kids.
seeyuzz
river
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 01:49
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 11:12 |
| AE86slut wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 09:36 |
Crocodile's good shit too, but I like Emu the best.
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crocodile didnt really do it for me, too bland, tastes like flavourless chicken, with the flesh of fish...
quite odd really
really needs to be marinated in a really rich sauce for over 12 hours....
ricey your a funny cunt 
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I prefer crazy thanks
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Oakleigh, Melbourne
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March 2004
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 02:18
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| river wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 12:12 |
Hi,
| riceburna73 wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 10:23 |
howa about
Mad cunt
sick cunt
bad cunt c
crazy cunt
etc
I dont think Ive ever heard other countries use the cunt word as freely as us?
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And, don't forget the three "Hunt" brothers. There's York Hunt, Pork Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Hehehe.. we had a guy called Mike Hunt at school and we had this asian lady teacher and she'd call out the rollcall and say "Mike Hunt.. where is Mike hunt... has anyone seen Mike Hunt" It was quite amusing to us kids.
seeyuzz
river
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! mike hunt... brilliant!!!!
-Jay
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 02:19
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| Fujiwara_ToFu wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 12:48 |
| river wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 12:12 |
Hi,
| riceburna73 wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 10:23 |
howa about
Mad cunt
sick cunt
bad cunt c
crazy cunt
etc
I dont think Ive ever heard other countries use the cunt word as freely as us?
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And, don't forget the three "Hunt" brothers. There's York Hunt, Pork Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Hehehe.. we had a guy called Mike Hunt at school and we had this asian lady teacher and she'd call out the rollcall and say "Mike Hunt.. where is Mike hunt... has anyone seen Mike Hunt" It was quite amusing to us kids.
seeyuzz
river
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! mike hunt... brilliant!!!!
-Jay
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bahahahaha its almost as good as wayne king!
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 03:01
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| AE86slut wrote on Fri, 28 January 2005 10:06 |
Crocodile's good shit too, but I like Emu the best.
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ive been having crocodile quite a few times here. in chinese restaurant though. good stuff. taste something between meat and fish.
as for the cunts, dumb cunt is used alot. it is directly the same as the cantonese expression, SOHAI!!
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 03:28
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theres also Mike Hock
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Fri, 28 January 2005 04:26
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mike who??
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Adelaide
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 07:58
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b1gb3n: Roo tastes great! Make sure its cooked right though because the meat can easily go tough and chewy. It tastes similar to most other red meats.
Do many other countries say smoko? eg."baz, what time is smoko mate?" followed up by "what time has smoko been every other fucking day you moron.........fucking apprentices"
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Melbourne
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January 2003
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 09:43
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isn't a slang suppose to be shorter?
Isn't cig shorter?
Even the.
"Smoke" is shorter than smoko?
What part of the "o" does it mean? Is it suppose to suggest some kind of a break?
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Melbourne
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June 2003
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Fri, 28 January 2005 11:33
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ozzie blokes are quite thoughtful when they greet you..
they say something like...
"HOW YA DOIN MATE, GOOD"
i dont know how that works really.. to me it seems like its quite an universally applicable grammar..
*whether that ozzie bloke is asking you "are you good?"
or
did he just pre implied it to himself "that he is good" just as before you would ask him the same question.. more likely just to get over with the usual cliches' in a hurry..
and also to mention.. dont try cane-toads... youll be asleep for 2 weeks...
and WTF is a TIMBUKTU?
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Fri, 28 January 2005 12:32
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timbuktu is a place somewhere outhere. imaginery or real
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Fri, 28 January 2005 22:01
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Timbuktu is in the African continent somewhere. Check it. I'm sure I've seen it on an atlas before.
And its more like "OwsitGaaoiin moiite?'
You think you had to learn a lot Ben? Imagine me. From Malaysia straight to year 8 high school here. Blondes. Everywhere. With short.. REALLY short skirts. And they could'nt understand my accent (hence why I don't speak with a Malaysian accent no more) and sometimes I still don't understand some of my mate's oldies when they talk. Man, I don't understand how I got through VCE. And uni for that matter.
Yian
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Oakleigh, Melbourne
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sat, 29 January 2005 09:10
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bee a man...
do dah right ting.
-Jay
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Melbourne
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Sat, 29 January 2005 15:10
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about that timbuktu.. hehe any one heard a joke about a poetry competition between a top end grammar student against a gradeless yobbo?
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 00:53
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| Fujiwara_ToFu wrote on Sat, 29 January 2005 20:10 |
bee a man...
do dah right ting.
-Jay
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LOL "Beee a mang..... Dooo tha right fing."
4AGE - 'Smoko' is the word used for a break, usually by tradies.
The easiest way to get the accent right while asking someone how they are is by simply saying "Air Gun?".... Give it a try.
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 01:40
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the BE A MAN thingy is a comedy video we saw on my comp. would like to share it with everyone. anybody can host video?
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 01:54
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| b1gb3n wrote on Sun, 30 January 2005 12:40 |
the BE A MAN thingy is a comedy video we saw on my comp. would like to share it with everyone. anybody can host video?
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Yeah, it's an absolute classic! Somebody host it.
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 02:04
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yu sim like nice kuy, i gip yu speeecial price....34.50!!
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Liverpool, Sydney
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September 2004
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 02:32
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lol... one of my viet friends has had an elderley man actually say the 'be a man' thing to him.. but ive never seen the vid.. someone host it!
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Perth, WA
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December 2004
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 03:58
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ive always rememebered cunny funt...
and i like twisties,i know they're not exclusivly aqussie, but DAMN i love twisties... mmm twisties r good
old man rivir, how was the classroom "back in your day"? i would imagine paper and pens to be pretty non-existant then?
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 20:41
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Hi,
| EldarO wrote on Sun, 30 January 2005 14:58 |
old man rivir, how was the classroom "back in your day"? i would imagine paper and pens to be pretty non-existant then?
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Yeah, it was a real bitch... we had to use reed-pens and write on papyrus. However, this was better than my dad's days when they had to chisel their work onto stone tablets! 
Hehehehe.. seriously we did have pens & paper as I recall, and small calculators were pretty new and we weren't allowed to use them. Mind you, the simple calculators back then could only do the basic functions and cost nearly $100. So, I became quite adept at using a slide-rule.
Back then I used to get into trouble a lot 'cos they tried to force left-handers to write with their right-hand and I rebelled at that. At tech-drawing I always got low marks 'cos I smudged my drawing. So, one day I had the brilliant idea of doing it all backwards. It was the neatest and cleanest drawing I had ever done - and got zero marks for it! "It's backwards, you fool!" the teacher barked at me and tossed it in the bin.
I got kicked out of metal-working class 'cos I was trying to make a steel stake to stick through the tech-drawing teachers heart. So I took up woordworking and tried to make a wooden stake, but wasn't allowed. Instead I made a small jewellry box for my mum, who subsequently used it to store her "stash". Good on ya mum!
seeyuzz
river
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Sun, 30 January 2005 22:01
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| river wrote on Mon, 31 January 2005 07:41 |
I got kicked out of metal-working class 'cos I was trying to make a steel stake to stick through the tech-drawing teachers heart. So I took up woordworking and tried to make a wooden stake, but wasn't allowed. Instead I made a small jewellry box for my mum, who subsequently used it to store her "stash". Good on ya mum!
seeyuzz
river
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BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Mon, 31 January 2005 09:20
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AI SELL YU FIRTY DOULA TOMOLLOW I CLOSE SHOP!
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Mon, 31 January 2005 15:48
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Ah hahaha... the !xobile brought back some memories. I'm sure I got it on the hard drive somewhere. If anyone wants to host it. Its like 57.2MB.
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Mon, 31 January 2005 16:08
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| ae86drift wrote on Tue, 01 February 2005 01:35 |
| 4AGE wrote on Mon, 31 January 2005 20:20 |
AI SELL YU FIRTY DOULA TOMOLLOW I CLOSE SHOP!
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russell peters is fucking classic....
OHKAY ONE SECON I TAWK TO MY WIFE...
!XOBILE
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that dudes name is russelll peters??
ill search for more of his stuff
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Mon, 31 January 2005 21:30
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| MFX_Neko_86 wrote on Sun, 30 January 2005 13:32 |
lol... one of my viet friends has had an elderley man actually say the 'be a man' thing to him.. but ive never seen the vid.. someone host it!
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a viet lady told me the other day to do the right thing when i was looking to purchase a vacuum cleaner.
i looked at my gf and she cracked up.
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Mon, 31 January 2005 22:30
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on victorian tv, theres an add on prostate cancer awareness. it goes BE A MAN!!.........see a doctor!!
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Tue, 01 February 2005 02:17
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"naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw& quot;
-Jay
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Wed, 02 February 2005 16:01
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Thu, 27 January 2005 15:36 |
No... I can't see anything wrong with a man loving his fellow crocodiles....
What is the deal with Fosters? I have rarely seen it available (not that I look), but I would've thought VB would be the kicker, not Fosters.
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My mate was watching the Tsunami Appeal Concert and heard Fosters had donated a big amount (either 250k or half a mil) and was thinking hang on -- nobody drinks Fosters.. where did they get the money from?
Turns out Fosters owns VB 
Or the other way around, but yeah..
no worries mate!
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Wed, 02 February 2005 16:07
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I don't get this do the right thing thing.
SOMEONE HOST!! 
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Wed, 02 February 2005 16:17
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| thu187 wrote on Thu, 03 February 2005 03:07 |
I don't get this do the right thing thing.
SOMEONE HOST!!
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get me a place to upload it!!
cheers mate
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Wed, 02 February 2005 21:09
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email to me:
thewitzl@optusnet.com.au
pack of bludgers
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 03 February 2005 00:36
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will mail to u tonite. whats ur email capacity?
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 03 February 2005 01:36
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search for 'russell peters' if you want the whole stand up (not just the chinese part)
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Thu, 03 February 2005 11:17
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actually I can host it
thu187@gmail.com
Use g-mail boys.
It's hektik
Unlimited email space I think.
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 03 February 2005 13:25
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you said its way less racist than u thought it was going be..
what gave u that impression in the first place??
what do malasians generally think of aussies over there??
P.S how much do u guys pay per semester at uni?
P.P.S yeah dave hughes is such a sellout tryhard...that holden add was so shit - guess he just wanted the money.
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 03 February 2005 15:39
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well generally an asian guy goin to a white country, its pretty scary. i didnt think aus was racist, just non asian countries if u know what i mean. also, u only hear the bad stories coz good news is no news.
also my sis happen to be studying here b4 during the time of pauline(?) Hanson and some nasty things were happening at that time.
ofcoz i didnt expect australia to be so multiculture. u have the greeks, italians, all types of asians, the lebanese, just about everyone here.
malaysians think of aussies like just another white ppl. i cant tell by just looking the difference between an italian and a british. all white ppl look the same to me 
its like how i can tell the difference between a vietnamese and a chinese easily and its kinda difficult for u aussie guys in general.
how much do i pay at uni?? no comment
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Re: things i learned in aus after a year
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Thu, 03 February 2005 21:31
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i :heart: exchange students.. why?
they sell off their cars cheap when they go home!! 
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