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Jimboomba
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December 2004
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Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 21 February 2005 12:09
 
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ahahah
dude you have way 2 much time on your hands but funny none the less 
funny but also very very very very true especially about the subs and neons altho they are more likely crusin around the car park of maccas than the locol shopping centre
CHEERS
NOLAN
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Jimboomba
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December 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 21 February 2005 12:13
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Thx lol, just hoping we can all see the funny side, as I said it wasn't made to insult anyone, just as a laugh. If anyone does get insulted im sorry that i don't care.. jk
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August 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 21 February 2005 12:30
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As Nolan says way to much damn time on your hands well put anyway those commonwhores are such a pain in the arse.
Pete
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 21 February 2005 21:25
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haha, very good 
although i can already see someone coming up with the whole "how dare you generalise commodores like that" whinge. its just a laugh people! 
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Sydney
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January 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 04:12
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how dare you generalise commodores like that
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Location:
Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 05:35
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How about you change the "wog" terms to "Bogan"
It may grasp a wider commonwhore spectrum of owners then.
Down with Boganism!
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Location:
Kilsyth, Melbourne
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September 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 07:22
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typically i would say the VL is a wog car. the only bogans u see driven VL's would be driven walkies and hdt commys with hot V8's in them.
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dum[B]m[/B]ies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 07:38
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| Benjamin wrote on Tue, 22 February 2005 15:12 |
how dare you generalise commodores like that
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exactly!
but yeah, i would call them bogans
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Location:
Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 08:00
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Tsk Tsk, comming from a person who often participates in the cruise in a VLTURBRO, and belive me in melbourne we have plenty of them, its really only about 1 thing, not about neons and the rest of it, cause that crap is for ppl who lack one thing, this is the COOLER DOSE. That loud High pitched noise emitted from your air filter when you back spin the turbo, it makes a sound akin to TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU, and this sound must be made at every opportunity possible traffic lights Bell st maccas drive through, Chapel st, everywhere and at anyone and this and only this is what defines a wog in his vl.
Cheers Adam
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Location:
Jimboomba
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December 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 08:06
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Nah we breed em differently up ere' in QLD.
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Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
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August 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 10:25
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True as
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Location:
Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 11:36
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| Azza wrote on Mon, 21 February 2005 23:13 |
Thx lol, just hoping we can all see the funny side, as I said it wasn't made to insult anyone, just as a laugh. If anyone does get insulted im sorry that i don't care.. jk
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Dude... mate... bro... we need to get together and make a flash animation... 
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
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November 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 22 February 2005 12:38
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| Shraka wrote on Tue, 22 February 2005 22:36 |
| Azza wrote on Mon, 21 February 2005 23:13 |
Thx lol, just hoping we can all see the funny side, as I said it wasn't made to insult anyone, just as a laugh. If anyone does get insulted im sorry that i don't care.. jk
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Dude... mate... bro... we need to get together and make a flash animation...
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ahah shraka im hearing u dude....
i want in on this 1..
ur last 1 was funny as
NOLAN
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Location:
Jimboomba
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December 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 23 February 2005 08:20
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You do the drawing I'll give you the ideas
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Melbourne - NthSubs
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January 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 23 February 2005 08:36
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3. Neons... These pretty lights are in fact a mating call of sorts, you must turn these on and drive back and forth in front of your local shopping center at night. The wog female will always go for the brightest display so remember - TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH.
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i see that alot 
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Position: To correctly be in a fulysic and race style position you must have your seat back angled very far backward with your right arm on the window half hanging out the door in preparation to give 'Westside or Eastside' signs to unsuspecting passersby. your left hand must be positioned DIRECTLY on top of the steering wheel.. 1 millimeter out either way can cause devastating effects, not only on your ability to pick up 15 year olds but also on your cars overall performance.
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and i see more of this
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Location:
Melbourne
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December 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 23 February 2005 10:56
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your generalising to much cause not all "wogs" drive VL's, down in broady you get alot of "wogs" driving VN's too and you get the occasionally VT going round also. And there all beat up piece of shit cause they all decide to go down to supercheap and buy parts for it and the try to give me shit but how good there car is.
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Melbourne - NthSubs
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January 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 23 February 2005 11:24
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nah thats cos of simsmetal/pickapart... funny how people use wire as a key
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Location:
Jimboomba
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December 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 23 February 2005 11:30
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Just think of the VN and VT driving wogs as a basic commodore is to a grange.
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Melbourne
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June 2003
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 28 February 2005 13:46
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FOOLY SIK!!!
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 28 February 2005 14:04
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"You should get a VL bro, they make the most flutter"
I heard one wog say that to another wog at Caulder park on a drift night. Brings a tear to my eye....
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Location:
Melbourne
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June 2003
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Mon, 28 February 2005 14:13
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HEY BRO!!!
RIP IT UP CUZ!!! LET SEE IF DA CAR HAS BALLZ LYK DA OWNER!!!
bahahaha....
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Location:
Campbelltown, NSW
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Tue, 01 March 2005 11:08
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stop generalising wogs
no wait keep doign it  
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Location:
Melbourne
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June 2003
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Location:
Jimboomba
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December 2004
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 02 March 2005 09:21
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I actually had in interesting run in with a wog the other day and *not surprisingly* his car full of friends with 15 year old girlfriend in front. I was going across the traffic lights with my lane merging into his about 200m up the road, and i figure well I've got my L plates on he won't drive near me, so i gave the rolla a bit so I could get in front and this twit, unkowingly tried to racfe me (according to dad) of course his ass was PWNT! but I was given a loser-fly-by down the road when I couldnt help noticing the fulysic sound system going, or more so his car rattlnig as if it was about to fall apart.
But yes that was this weeks entretainment besides my cars thermostat giving out a few k's down the road and taking a radiator hose with it 
And whoever can guess what car they where driving gets an award for stating the obvious.
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Location:
Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: Wogging for Dumies.
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Wed, 02 March 2005 23:20
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we don't get ethnic bogans down here.
only the convict's kids.
they are sooooooo funny
i saw this one guy he had no hair on his whole head.
but he did have a little rat's tail patch hat was was at least 15 cms long.
he had glasses and drove a red series 1 rx7.
he was soooo funny
he thought he was the shit in his mazda.
we BLEW THE DOORS of the little fella in my mates bone stock SA63.
he just could take off i don't know why he just bogged down on the line i'd assume his lack of exhaust might have something to do with it.
or maybe even 4 different tyres and wheels.
you have to love them tho with out them i'd have nobody to laugh at.
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Wogging for Dumies.
