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Re: faggot step son Mon, 21 March 2005 13:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Phrostbyte wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 23:17

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Re: faggot step son Mon, 21 March 2005 13:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
86DRFT wrote on Tue, 22 March 2005 00:25

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Re: faggot step son Mon, 21 March 2005 20:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
nah i aint gotta worry bout him any more
ViPeR_NiPPleX has it under control
althought that duck taping looks good
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 02:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Dose the little bugger up with 'Special K'(Ketamine). That should fix him up. Pushed over the edge, you can send him off to be institutionalised. Mummy and Daddy will be all yours again. Laughing
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 02:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
set mosh girl on him i'm pretty sure you won't hear a peep out of him after that. That or tell him that if crosses you that what he'll turn out like after you bash him
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 02:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ritolin or discipline.

I am an ADHD sceptic so I would prescribe the latter.
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 09:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
86DRFT wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 14:20

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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 10:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
how about a little scare treatment;

1) knock him out (always fun!)

2) let him wake up in a shallow coffin shaped hole in the middle of the forest with you looking over him with a smile, this is with his hands tied up.

3) start filling the dirt in and once you get to his head ask him if hes going to be bugging you ever again

4) then once he makes up his mind either fill in the rest of the dirt or grab him and pull him out and then throw him a pocket knife to undo the rope and leave him


as a bonus dig another coffin shaped hole next to him and fill it back in after you have chucked a few branches in to raise the ground level a bit. Works great, good on ex-wives too!



Seriosuly though guys theres brotherly love and theres dicipline, your ex-mom obviously has your dad by the balls so they can't be replied upon. Wait for this creep to do something and then do the same to him in return but like 3x as bad. Rip into him viciously, beat him up real bad whenever he does something wrong, but very importantly never ever do anything to him when he hasnt done anything wrong. After all that when he hasnt bugged you for a while give him soemthing randomly as a gift, but dont ever say I will do that beforehand. I know this sounds harsh but you would be doing him a favor in the long run.

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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 12:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
just add bulk laxitive substance to his food at random preferably before he go's out. feed him lots of spicey food the night before.

also try sending flowers from unnamed sources to your step mum and so forth kill the problem at the source.

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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 12:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sam_Q wrote on Tue, 22 March 2005 21:31


4) then once he makes up his mind either fill in the rest of the dirt or grab him and pull him out and then throw him a pocket knife to undo the rope and leave him





But would you trust the bassturd with a pocket knife??? He sounds like he'd fucking kill some one with a knife!! Shocked
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 12:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bahahahaha!!! Laughing
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 22:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 22:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
FWDboy wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 13:54

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Stand over his bed while he's sleeping with a big *shiny* knife. A manic grin wouldn't go astray. Make a little noise to gently wake him, and let him take in the full effect of the picture.
A good ole meat cleaver has better dramatic effect.


Nice touch.... as long as the moonlight gleams off the sharpened blade, illuminating the insane expression on your face Evil or Very Mad
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Re: faggot step son Tue, 22 March 2005 22:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Death is too good, a life of pure torture is the best revenge.

Get him drunk and have a person you know is gay (HIV+ optional) to have sex with him. Pictures on the net are worth more than a 1000 words, especially at every school he goes to. AIDS is for ever.
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Re: faggot step son Wed, 23 March 2005 04:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
check out what he's eating. a lot of behavioural problems in kids are from poor nutrition.


he may go through withdrawls though.

Substitute filtered water for all the soft drink, get him off lollies and colourful confectionary. Give him quality food with plenty of fruit and veges etc

good luck getting him to eat it though
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Re: faggot step son Wed, 23 March 2005 05:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hi,

A lot of great suggestions and hints here. Most amusing Smile

Get the biggest dildo you can find, lube it up with Dencorub or Deep Heat, and arse fuck him until you crack one or two of his ribs.

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Re: faggot step son Wed, 23 March 2005 05:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
river wrote on Wed, 23 March 2005 15:39

Hi,

A lot of great suggestions and hints here. Most amusing Smile

Get the biggest dildo you can find, lube it up with Dencorub or Deep Heat, and arse fuck him until you crack one or two of his ribs.

seeyuzz
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they arent tasmanian...
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Re: faggot step son Wed, 23 March 2005 06:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gianttomato wrote on Tue, 22 March 2005 13:55

Ritolin or discipline.

I am an ADHD sceptic so I would prescribe the latter.



I have ADHD and was never a little fcuk, pain in the arse yeah but not a complete little shit.

3 other guys I grew up with were also diagnosed with ADHD.

We all had the typical meds,but when they messed up big time they got the whole "Its his ADHD, give him more meds." excuse, where as I got a belting.

I learnt alot faster to behave than they did,

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Re: faggot step son Thu, 24 March 2005 02:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i go with the stoning idea. im not australian so im guessing grade 5 would be around 10 or 11 yrs old. just tell him its something cool to do. try to be the cool older step bro kinda thing and get him to bong. if he doesnt smoke yet, give him a joint and tell him its home made family recipe on good ciggies Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: faggot step son Thu, 24 March 2005 10:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ima go with the stoning idea
do u think hydro's a bit too strong for the little fella
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Re: faggot step son Thu, 24 March 2005 12:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
im going to offer my standard advice here,

move out of home
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shinybluesteel wrote on Thu, 24 March 2005 22:21

im going to offer my standard advice here,

move out of home

thats the best option, be a man, move out...

punch him on your way out the door.
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Re: faggot step son Thu, 24 March 2005 13:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Why waste your weed on him?
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Re: faggot step son Thu, 24 March 2005 13:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
MFX_Neko_86 wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 00:13

Why waste your weed on him?



It may relax him
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Re: faggot step son Thu, 24 March 2005 22:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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move out of home

im only 16
i only get 400 bucks a week
i don't think i can move out with 400 bucks a week
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Re: faggot step son Fri, 25 March 2005 00:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
so many good ideas being thrown around.

1. get one of your mates to put make up on and get into bed with him and take a photo, get it blown up to 10 x 12 inches and post it on the bulliten board at his school Very Happy

2. one day when he's kinda giving u the shits, pin him against the wall and whisper shit in his ear, like what u are gonna do to him while he sleeps {make up your own mind about what u r gonna do}

3. i like the duct taping to the wall thing,

4. do u have any interstate rellies, put the little fucker on a $50 virgin blue flight there, but dont tell your parents till he calls home crying at 2 in the morning from the airport

5. strap him to your parents bed, lube him up, drip hot wax on his balls and nipples, lay a lubed/nuggeted 14 inch double ended dildo next to him, put a 35mm camera {not digital}, on the night stand, make sure the back is open and theres no film in it{so it looks like someone made him their bitch and left}, and maybe leave a cheque for like $2000 next to it with a thank you note.

6. have some one run up behind him in the street, abduct him and take him to the gold coast and leave him there.

7. stick a screw driver down his pee pee hole

8. show him your balls

9. have a middle aged gay fella hit on him and call him little piglet

10. plant gay porn magazines under his bed

11. tie him up and put him in the closet of your parents hotel room on the wedding night, that'll fuck him right up

12. at the wedding, confess your un-dieing love to him

13. dack him at school

14. staple his balls to a stack of paper {thanks slim shady}
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Re: faggot step son Fri, 25 March 2005 00:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
15. SET HIM ON FIRE!!!
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Re: faggot step son Fri, 25 March 2005 01:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
yer these type of kids are bad - saw many of them when i was in school - ADD and ADHD , u just have to either

give him something in return for your stuff not being touched

or

slam him
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Re: faggot step son Fri, 25 March 2005 08:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
skellator wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 11:51

15. SET HIM ON FIRE!!!

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Re: faggot step son Sat, 26 March 2005 01:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
kick him in the fork!!!!
if that doesn't work try some experiments with laxatives.
every time he touches your stuff he gets an extreme case of the shits. He'll learn sooner or later.
also random beatings sound good, be sure to mix things up though.
you know a flick to the head on monday morning, push in the mud by lunch, and so on.
also you could put that nads hair remover in his shampoo or conditioner bottle, hell yeah do that, his head'l be smoother than a baby's bum.
cheers
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Re: faggot step son Sat, 26 March 2005 05:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ta23 wrote on Sun, 20 March 2005 23:40

give him a talkin to first, then bash him if need be.

Talk then bash to near death, revive him and save his life become a hero and he'll do any thing you want for the rest of your life

so whats with "faggot step son" wouldnt he be your brother? why was he playing your playstation anyway, i dont let anyone touch mine. anyway what a fukin little arsehole, when yo walk past him just nudge him everytime or make up a name for him and just call him by that all the time, its the little things that count/piss people off.
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Re: faggot step son Sat, 26 March 2005 05:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tom210 wrote on Sat, 26 March 2005 16:53

so whats with "faggot step son" wouldnt he be your brother?



hey, true! no one has noticed that yet! hahaha! Laughing
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MX73_drifter wrote on Sun, 20 March 2005 11:50

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regards tony


u wouldn't happen to be this fatony guy i keep hearing about
he killed my dog


I havnt yet ran over a dog in the state of QLD YET

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Re: faggot step son Mon, 28 March 2005 00:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i was just jokin bruz
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Re: faggot step son Mon, 28 March 2005 08:15 Go to previous message
ok this has gone on for long enough. You have all had your fun, so that's enough.

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