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Location: Castle Hill, Sydney
Registered: February 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 11:24
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 12:04
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I supported Toymods
Location: Frankston, Victoria
Registered: April 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:13
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ROFL!!!
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I supported Toymods
Location: Frankston, Victoria
Registered: April 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:17
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:20
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mmmmmmmmm candy
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:20
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Phrostbyte wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 23:17 |
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:25
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Location: Forster NSW
Registered: September 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:30
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86DRFT wrote on Tue, 22 March 2005 00:25 |
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HAHA
Duct tape can fix anything
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: June 2003
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Mon, 21 March 2005 13:35
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 14:10
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Location: QLD
Registered: October 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 21 March 2005 20:47
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nah i aint gotta worry bout him any more
ViPeR_NiPPleX has it under control
althought that duck taping looks good
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Location: Pilbara
Registered: November 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 02:43
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Dose the little bugger up with 'Special K'(Ketamine). That should fix him up. Pushed over the edge, you can send him off to be institutionalised. Mummy and Daddy will be all yours again.
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Location: Campbelltown
Registered: November 2003
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 02:45
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set mosh girl on him i'm pretty sure you won't hear a peep out of him after that. That or tell him that if crosses you that what he'll turn out like after you bash him
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 02:55
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Ritolin or discipline.
I am an ADHD sceptic so I would prescribe the latter.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 09:54
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86DRFT wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 14:20 |
Phrostbyte wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 23:17 |
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Location: S.E suberbs, Vic
Registered: December 2003
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 10:31
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how about a little scare treatment;
1) knock him out (always fun!)
2) let him wake up in a shallow coffin shaped hole in the middle of the forest with you looking over him with a smile, this is with his hands tied up.
3) start filling the dirt in and once you get to his head ask him if hes going to be bugging you ever again
4) then once he makes up his mind either fill in the rest of the dirt or grab him and pull him out and then throw him a pocket knife to undo the rope and leave him
as a bonus dig another coffin shaped hole next to him and fill it back in after you have chucked a few branches in to raise the ground level a bit. Works great, good on ex-wives too!
Seriosuly though guys theres brotherly love and theres dicipline, your ex-mom obviously has your dad by the balls so they can't be replied upon. Wait for this creep to do something and then do the same to him in return but like 3x as bad. Rip into him viciously, beat him up real bad whenever he does something wrong, but very importantly never ever do anything to him when he hasnt done anything wrong. After all that when he hasnt bugged you for a while give him soemthing randomly as a gift, but dont ever say I will do that beforehand. I know this sounds harsh but you would be doing him a favor in the long run.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: May 2002
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 12:27
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Sam_Q wrote on Tue, 22 March 2005 21:31 |
4) then once he makes up his mind either fill in the rest of the dirt or grab him and pull him out and then throw him a pocket knife to undo the rope and leave him
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But would you trust the bassturd with a pocket knife??? He sounds like he'd fucking kill some one with a knife!!
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: June 2003
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Tue, 22 March 2005 12:29
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 12:50
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bahahahaha!!!
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Location: Burlington, On. Canada
Registered: January 2004
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Wollongong, NSW
Registered: December 2003
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 22:26
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FWDboy wrote on Mon, 21 March 2005 13:54 |
Quote: | Stand over his bed while he's sleeping with a big *shiny* knife. A manic grin wouldn't go astray. Make a little noise to gently wake him, and let him take in the full effect of the picture.
| A good ole meat cleaver has better dramatic effect.
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Nice touch.... as long as the moonlight gleams off the sharpened blade, illuminating the insane expression on your face
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Location: Burlington, On. Canada
Registered: January 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Tue, 22 March 2005 22:28
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Death is too good, a life of pure torture is the best revenge.
Get him drunk and have a person you know is gay (HIV+ optional) to have sex with him. Pictures on the net are worth more than a 1000 words, especially at every school he goes to. AIDS is for ever.
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: December 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Wed, 23 March 2005 04:50
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check out what he's eating. a lot of behavioural problems in kids are from poor nutrition.
he may go through withdrawls though.
Substitute filtered water for all the soft drink, get him off lollies and colourful confectionary. Give him quality food with plenty of fruit and veges etc
good luck getting him to eat it though
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Location: Land of Oz
Registered: June 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Wed, 23 March 2005 05:09
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Hi,
A lot of great suggestions and hints here. Most amusing
Get the biggest dildo you can find, lube it up with Dencorub or Deep Heat, and arse fuck him until you crack one or two of his ribs.
seeyuzz
river
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I supported Toymods
Location: Adelaide
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Wed, 23 March 2005 05:16
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river wrote on Wed, 23 March 2005 15:39 | Hi,
A lot of great suggestions and hints here. Most amusing
Get the biggest dildo you can find, lube it up with Dencorub or Deep Heat, and arse fuck him until you crack one or two of his ribs.
seeyuzz
river
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they arent tasmanian...
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Location: Canberra
Registered: May 2002
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Re: faggot step son
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Wed, 23 March 2005 06:59
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gianttomato wrote on Tue, 22 March 2005 13:55 | Ritolin or discipline.
I am an ADHD sceptic so I would prescribe the latter.
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I have ADHD and was never a little fcuk, pain in the arse yeah but not a complete little shit.
3 other guys I grew up with were also diagnosed with ADHD.
We all had the typical meds,but when they messed up big time they got the whole "Its his ADHD, give him more meds." excuse, where as I got a belting.
I learnt alot faster to behave than they did,
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I Supported Toymods
Location: south Melbourne/KL
Registered: June 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 02:11
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i go with the stoning idea. im not australian so im guessing grade 5 would be around 10 or 11 yrs old. just tell him its something cool to do. try to be the cool older step bro kinda thing and get him to bong. if he doesnt smoke yet, give him a joint and tell him its home made family recipe on good ciggies
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Location: QLD
Registered: October 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 10:13
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ima go with the stoning idea
do u think hydro's a bit too strong for the little fella
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I supported Toymods
Location: melbourne
Registered: June 2002
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 12:21
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im going to offer my standard advice here,
move out of home
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
Registered: July 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 12:30
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shinybluesteel wrote on Thu, 24 March 2005 22:21 | im going to offer my standard advice here,
move out of home
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thats the best option, be a man, move out...
punch him on your way out the door.
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Location: Liverpool, Sydney
Registered: September 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 13:13
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Why waste your weed on him?
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Location: toowoomba qld
Registered: March 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 13:51
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MFX_Neko_86 wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 00:13 | Why waste your weed on him?
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It may relax him
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Location: QLD
Registered: October 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Thu, 24 March 2005 22:52
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im only 16
i only get 400 bucks a week
i don't think i can move out with 400 bucks a week
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: October 2002
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Re: faggot step son
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Fri, 25 March 2005 00:40
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so many good ideas being thrown around.
1. get one of your mates to put make up on and get into bed with him and take a photo, get it blown up to 10 x 12 inches and post it on the bulliten board at his school
2. one day when he's kinda giving u the shits, pin him against the wall and whisper shit in his ear, like what u are gonna do to him while he sleeps {make up your own mind about what u r gonna do}
3. i like the duct taping to the wall thing,
4. do u have any interstate rellies, put the little fucker on a $50 virgin blue flight there, but dont tell your parents till he calls home crying at 2 in the morning from the airport
5. strap him to your parents bed, lube him up, drip hot wax on his balls and nipples, lay a lubed/nuggeted 14 inch double ended dildo next to him, put a 35mm camera {not digital}, on the night stand, make sure the back is open and theres no film in it{so it looks like someone made him their bitch and left}, and maybe leave a cheque for like $2000 next to it with a thank you note.
6. have some one run up behind him in the street, abduct him and take him to the gold coast and leave him there.
7. stick a screw driver down his pee pee hole
8. show him your balls
9. have a middle aged gay fella hit on him and call him little piglet
10. plant gay porn magazines under his bed
11. tie him up and put him in the closet of your parents hotel room on the wedding night, that'll fuck him right up
12. at the wedding, confess your un-dieing love to him
13. dack him at school
14. staple his balls to a stack of paper {thanks slim shady}
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Fri, 25 March 2005 00:51
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15. SET HIM ON FIRE!!!
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Location: Perth Western Australia
Registered: April 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Fri, 25 March 2005 01:12
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yer these type of kids are bad - saw many of them when i was in school - ADD and ADHD , u just have to either
give him something in return for your stuff not being touched
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slam him
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Location: Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered: January 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Fri, 25 March 2005 08:44
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skellator wrote on Fri, 25 March 2005 11:51 | 15. SET HIM ON FIRE!!!
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Location: QLD
Registered: February 2005
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Re: faggot step son
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Sat, 26 March 2005 01:10
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kick him in the fork!!!!
if that doesn't work try some experiments with laxatives.
every time he touches your stuff he gets an extreme case of the shits. He'll learn sooner or later.
also random beatings sound good, be sure to mix things up though.
you know a flick to the head on monday morning, push in the mud by lunch, and so on.
also you could put that nads hair remover in his shampoo or conditioner bottle, hell yeah do that, his head'l be smoother than a baby's bum.
cheers
mat
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Location: Launceston
Registered: March 2005
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Sat, 26 March 2005 05:53
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ta23 wrote on Sun, 20 March 2005 23:40 | give him a talkin to first, then bash him if need be.
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Talk then bash to near death, revive him and save his life become a hero and he'll do any thing you want for the rest of your life
so whats with "faggot step son" wouldnt he be your brother? why was he playing your playstation anyway, i dont let anyone touch mine. anyway what a fukin little arsehole, when yo walk past him just nudge him everytime or make up a name for him and just call him by that all the time, its the little things that count/piss people off.
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Sat, 26 March 2005 05:55
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tom210 wrote on Sat, 26 March 2005 16:53 | so whats with "faggot step son" wouldnt he be your brother?
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hey, true! no one has noticed that yet! hahaha!
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: May 2002
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Location: QLD
Registered: October 2004
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 28 March 2005 00:34
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i was just jokin bruz
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location: Sydney
Registered: July 2002
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Re: faggot step son
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Mon, 28 March 2005 08:15
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ok this has gone on for long enough. You have all had your fun, so that's enough.
THREAD LOCKED.
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