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ralph wiggum 1 liners
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:19
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i will start
my cats breath smells of cat food......
my favourite of all time
possibly the best thread ever......possibly 
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:20
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i bent my wookie
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Rockhampton QLD
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:21
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Teacher: does anyone know the answer? yes Lisa.
Ralf: No miss, my name is Ralf!
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:23
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it tastes like burning
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Rockhampton QLD
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:25
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There's a leprechaun and he makes me burn things.
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:25
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| Merudo wrote on Wed, 13 April 2005 16:20 |
i bent my wookie
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Rockhampton QLD
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:27
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When i grow up i want to be a principal.....or a caterpillar!
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ghetto area 2745
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:29
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hello super nintendo chalmers
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Rockhampton QLD
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July 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:31
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| SEXY 16 wrote on Wed, 13 April 2005 16:29 |
hello super nintendo chalmers
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Dubbo NSW
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June 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:37
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What's a battle?
Did he say what's a battle?
No he said whats that rattle.
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Perth
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January 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:37
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so...you like stuff?
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Dubbo NSW
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:38
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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
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Rockhampton QLD
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July 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:38
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Miss Hoover, i glued my head to my shoulder.
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:40
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| beterthenu wrote on Wed, 13 April 2005 16:38 |
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
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thats umpossible you fool
i order you to watch more simpsons
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Rockhampton QLD
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July 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:41
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Ms. Hoover's class is taking a quiz...
Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens!
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campbelltown
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November 2002
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:44
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ralph: i saw principal skinner and mrs krabable in the closet makin babies and one of the babies winked at mee
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Dubbo NSW
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June 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:46
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Sorry, my deepest apologies, how can you forgive me? I'll think of some more shall I?
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Now, take out your red crayons.
Miss Hoover?
Yes Ralph?
I don't have a red crayon.
Hoover: Why not?
I ate it.
Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.
I dropped my popstickle in your toy chest.
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Rockhampton QLD
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July 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:46
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RALPH: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
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BRAY PARK BRISBANE
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March 2005
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:47
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ms hoover: everybody take out your glue
ralf: my glue tastes funny
i have a new friend, (gets stung by a jelly fish and starts floating away) im going to africa to see lions, tigers, hyenas and father christmas
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:48
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The school strikes oil and has a heap of $$$ so Principal Skinner ask for ideas on how to spend the money. Ralphs idea:
"Chocolate Microscopes"
APPROVED
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Melbourne
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October 2003
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Wed, 13 April 2005 06:54
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"my snosberry tastes like snosberry"
(spelly on snosberry? )
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Rockhampton QLD
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Wed, 13 April 2005 07:03
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RALPH: Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph
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Wed, 13 April 2005 07:14
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| 81LOWLUX wrote on Wed, 13 April 2005 16:47 |
ms hoover: everybody take out your glue
ralf: my glue tastes funny
i have a new friend, (gets stung by a jelly fish and starts floating away) im going to africa to see lions, tigers, hyenas and father christmas
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that eppisode was on last night
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Wed, 13 April 2005 07:22
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Ralph.. are you eating paste?
No myth hoover
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Sydney
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Wed, 13 April 2005 08:18
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| SEXY 16 wrote on Wed, 13 April 2005 16:29 |
hello super nintendo chalmers
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"i'm learnding!"
this has been an ongoing job in training for my new job hahahaha
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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
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Wed, 13 April 2005 08:27
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"Hey big daddy, there's regular daddy".
"I think I wet my bed"
"I almost died"
"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there"
"What's for lunch tomorrow"
"Next"
"Chicken necks?"
"He's going to smell like hotdogs"
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theres a castle on my hil...
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October 2003
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Wed, 13 April 2005 08:45
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"im idaho!"
"choo choo choo WOO WOOH!!"
can anyone else remember what ralph says on the episode where lisa pretends shes sick and stays home from school and then ralph comes over to give her homework??
"this is my swingset, this is my sandbox. Im not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where i saw the leprechaun!"
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ghetto area 2745
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Wed, 13 April 2005 09:44
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ok so now answer me this how looks at edna crapbopple in that sort of way????????
she was in fhm top 100 females a few years ago!!!go on you know you want to..........."hhhhaaaaahh"
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Potts Point, Sydney
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Wed, 13 April 2005 10:55
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| Tommo wrote on Wed, 13 April 2005 18:45 |
"im idaho!"
"choo choo choo WOO WOOH!!"
can anyone else remember what ralph says on the episode where lisa pretends shes sick and stays home from school and then ralph comes over to give her homework??
"this is my swingset, this is my sandbox. Im not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where i saw the leprechaun!"
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"is this my house?"
Normally i remember everything from the simpsons. Whenever i talk with someone quotes along that topic always come up, gotta a serious mental block today 
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Wed, 13 April 2005 20:56
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"can you cook my dinner, my parents arent home and im not allowed to turn on the stove"
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Wed, 13 April 2005 23:12
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" I can make O-pio's "
" Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck "
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Adelaide
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May 2002
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Wed, 13 April 2005 23:51
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"Ow... my ovaries!"
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Darwin
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April 2003
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Thu, 14 April 2005 00:07
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| RobertoX wrote on Thu, 14 April 2005 09:21 |
"Ow... my ovaries!"
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I believe that's actually a Bart Simpson quote, not Ralph Wiggum.  Back in your corner. 
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Thu, 14 April 2005 01:40
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its ralph 
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sydney
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Thu, 14 April 2005 01:44
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ralph: mrs hoover there is a doog in the roof
Mrs hoover: ralph, remember when u said that snugglepuss was out side?
ralph: he was going to the bathroom
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I Supported Toymods
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Wollongong, NSW
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December 2003
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Thu, 14 April 2005 01:46
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"Go banana!"
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Darwin
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April 2003
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Thu, 14 April 2005 01:48
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| RobertoX wrote on Thu, 14 April 2005 11:10 |
its ralph
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Bart said it when he was trying to get out of class!
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Adelaide
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May 2002
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Thu, 14 April 2005 01:50
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fark you're right!
Doh, I got fully PWNED on a simpsons quote
funny anyway
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Thu, 14 April 2005 02:00
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| pushrod_POWA wrote on Thu, 14 April 2005 11:44 |
ralph: mrs hoover there is a doog in the roof
Mrs hoover: ralph, remember when u said that snugglepuss was out side?
ralph: he was going to the bathroom
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while where being picky its Ms/or Miss Hoover not Mrs.
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Thu, 14 April 2005 02:09
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"whats a battle?"
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Central Coast, NSW
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February 2005
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Thu, 14 April 2005 02:25
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my ear hurts and my neck hurts
now i have two owies
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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November 2004
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Thu, 14 April 2005 02:43
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when i grow up, i wanna be a firetruck!
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Girraween,Sydney
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September 2003
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Thu, 14 April 2005 03:00
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I love the one where he's running around pretending to be "Super Mutt" or something like that & he's going around in cyrcles going "arf arf arf arf"
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Adelaide, SA
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Thu, 14 April 2005 03:13
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Someone needs to get video proof of all these 
(I just want something to watch at work...)
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Thu, 14 April 2005 08:18
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here ya go, enjoy these (i didnt know he said so much stuff!)
"What's lime disease?"
"Does that mean you're crazy?
"I'm going to eat chocolate 'til I barf!"
"Yes, but what man can tame her?"
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
"He's still funny, but not 'ha-ha' funny."
"My parents won't let me use scissors."
"So, do you...like...stuff?"
"It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
"What's a battle?"
"You're deceptive."
"Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!"
"I'm Idaho."
"My cat's name is mittens"
"What's a diorama?"
"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"
"I bent my wookie."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
1F18 Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"Ow, my face is on fire!"
"Somebody took my juice money!"
"I won! I won!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."
"I'm a boy!"
[at "tethered swimming"] "I don't feel right."
Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]
"Um, hi, Bart. I know you from school."
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
"Was president Lincoln okay?"
"That is sooo 1991."
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies."
"I'm pedaling backwards!"
"I heard a Frankenstein lives there!"
"Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"My knob tastes funny."
"I dress myself!"
"I think I wet my bed."
"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."
"Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."
"Maybe she drove to the moon."
"Which one is oral?"
"No, Miss Hoover, I'm Ralph."
"Which one is one?"
"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"But you're suffering!"
"Bye, witches! Thanks for not eating me!"
"I'm special!" (twice)
You're going to heaven!"
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
"Go, banana!"
"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"
"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
"Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer."
"Your hair is tall, and pretty!"
"Help! She's touching my special area!"
"My toys are all sticky." {nr}
"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"
"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." {nr}
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!" {nr}
"He's gonna smell like hot dogs." {nr}
"Maybe it's presents for all of us!"
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."
"Is this my house?"
"She's gonna say my name!"
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Somebody should iron you."
"Look, Daddy, a whale egg!"
"You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people."
"Intercourse?"
"Daddy says I'm _this_ close to sleeping in the yard."
"And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."
"At my house, we call them [fires] 'Uh-Oh's.'"
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
"I can't breathe good and it's making me sleepy."
(Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that."
"Mr. Flanders, you're blinded-ed."
"I fell out two times."
"Teacher, my shoes are making noise."
"My daddy shoots people!"
"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."
"I ate too much plastic candy."
"Freeze, you crazy mommy!"
(After being soaked in fake blood) "I look like cable TV!"
"Sim-Sim likes to boogie."
"Mr. Army Man, I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit!"
He says a scouring pad is "cold and hurty"
(After seeing the comic store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!"
"Whee! I'm a pop sensation."
"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick."
"Pop music's hard work."
"I can't read."
"I wanna twirl."
"His tummy sounds angry, daddy."
"We're a totem pole!"
[about Homer's knee wound] "Can I touch it?" "It's healing over my hand!"
"You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.
[when asked to say a swear] "Mittens!"
"I almost died."
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Thu, 14 April 2005 09:30
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well that just took the fun outta our half assed attempts.
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Thu, 14 April 2005 09:48
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can anyone say "copy and paste"
cheater
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I Supported Toymods
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Casula
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January 2005
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Thu, 14 April 2005 10:27
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yep = can anyone say "copy and paste"
cheater
done
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Thu, 14 April 2005 11:54
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harharhar!! and after all that cheating i still couldnt find the fucking quote i was looking for!!
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Thu, 14 April 2005 15:51
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my girlfriend loves ralph
she told me this one:
when homer's selling the house
ralph: i'll give you three crayons and my milk
homer: make that a chocolate milk and you've got a deal.
ralph: i'm walking away...
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Girraween,Sydney
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September 2003
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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Sat, 16 April 2005 00:32
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mine still wasn't in there
"when i grow up, i wanna be a fire truck!"
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Pilbara
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November 2004
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Sun, 17 April 2005 07:16
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Ralph: Mommy?
Ms Hoover: I'm not your Mother Ralph. . .
Not verbatim but close enuff.
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MELBOURNE
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December 2004
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Sun, 17 April 2005 10:05
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I beat the smart kids ( He then proceeds to trip and fall lol) hahahaha. pisser. And this one, I know its not Ralph but I love it from Bart
Smithers: whats the time?
Bart: 12:80, no wait. What comes after 12?
Smithers: 1..
Bart: No AFTER 12..
Hahahahha>I LOVE that!
Thanks
Troy
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Melbourne
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January 2005
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Sun, 17 April 2005 10:45
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hahahahaha these are all gold!!!
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Sun, 17 April 2005 11:00
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while off topic on characters,one of my favourite quotes of all time is one by Mcbain.
Its the scene where the celebs are playing celebrity squares and the host askes about his upcoming movie.
Mcbain:My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd.
Host:WOW! sounds hilarious!
Mcbain: It is not a comedy..
Rekks me everytime 
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Coffs Harbour, NSW
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Sun, 17 April 2005 11:46
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duff-man cant breathe, oohhh nooo
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Sydney
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April 2003
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Sun, 17 April 2005 13:17
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Duff Man: "Duff Man is thrusting in the direction of the problem!!"
ohhhh yehhhhhhhhh!! haha man I love Duff Man.
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Rockhampton QLD
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July 2004
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Sun, 17 April 2005 13:22
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Duff man quits:
"i will no longer be known as 'Duff Man', from now on it's just plain old Barry Duffman"
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Sun, 17 April 2005 14:47
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Judge: And on to our next case, Duffman vs The Duff Corporation
Duffman: Duffman's pension was mis-manged, ohhhh yeah!
duffman owns
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