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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
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March 2005
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Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:02
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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
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March 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:12
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:13
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:13
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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:14
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:14
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Banned Again
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Mt AKINA
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Fri, 22 April 2005 18:15
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just a few to get you guys started
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 00:13
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yo mamma's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.
yo mamma's so fat that your daddy burns his arse on the light globe...
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Location:
BRAY PARK BRISBANE
Registered:
March 2005
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 00:51
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT SHE HAS HERE OWN AREA CODE.
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN IS GOES OUTSIDE THE EARTH GOES DARK.
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE MOVE THEY MAKE HERE WEAR A FLASHING LIGHT AND A SIGN THATS SAYS "CAUTION WIDE LOAD".
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THE GOVERMENT OFFERED HERE MONEY FOR HERE LEFT ASS CHEEK TO STOP WORLD HUNGER.
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Location:
Tassie
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 06:06
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Your mumma's so fat that when she sits arounds the house,
She sits AROUND THE HOUSE
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Location:
Adelaide SA
Registered:
February 2005
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 08:28
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your mum is just FAT!!!
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 08:45
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anyone heard the song your mama on the top of my things to do list by butterfingers thats got a few jokes
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 10:09
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^^^^
yep i love butterfingers awesome shit!
I love work is the best tho 
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Sat, 23 April 2005 10:29
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yeah i agree, them and the streets are the shit, only kinda hip hop i like.
The is another song that i like don't know its name but they go on about wanna be home boys etc, and shit like that taking the piss out the ricers cap backwards brigade and they say some shit like and if i see you on the street i am only joking and if you believe that your even thicker than i think.
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Location:
Perth W.A.
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Mon, 25 April 2005 13:33
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Ur mummas so Tall she tripped over and hit her head on the moon!
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Location:
Blue Mountains
Registered:
December 2004
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Tue, 26 April 2005 01:21
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out! 
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Tue, 26 April 2005 09:07
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yo mumma so ugly she brought herself a dildo but couldn't keep it stiff!
yo mumma so ugly she had a portarate painted in 6 different shades of shit!
yo mumma so ugly last time she went to the beach a sperm whale tried to root her!
yo mumma so ugly hells angels wouldn't root her, there not that f_ing sick!
yo mummas so ugly if i ever cracked a fat over her id amputate my dick!
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Someone else is an aficionado of the KBW hehehe 
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
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Tue, 26 April 2005 13:46
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lets get off ya mumma jokes, we all just got off her.
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