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Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 04:15 Go to next message
My sister asked me to look at her car because there is this purple light that come on in her car.

So i had a look and she pointed out which light it was.


IT WAS THE HIGH BEAM LIGHT !!!!!!!

How could she have gone thru driving lessons and passed her test and got her P's and not realize this ???????

I'm going to send her the link to this thread so she can read it . As she told me not to tell anyone
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 04:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 05:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I dunno about your sister (tho it is comical, and helps perpetuate a stereotype that should ahve been crushed years ago), but that chick in your avatar keeps taunting me! Change it to some porn "actress" or something, so I can just ignore it.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 05:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lol i just shaved my head i'll put my face there instead ?
Also since u mentioned stereo types she is asian
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 05:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ehehehehehehe
well, what can I say?
At my local shopping centre today some young asian chick decided that half way out of her car spot, blocking all the traffic from going anywhere, that it was a good idea to stop, flip down the sun visor, then check her makeup in the rear view mirror and generally fuck around for a few minutes before moving on.
*shakes his head*
only old white & old indian men are worse.
and old white & asian women.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 05:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i followed an old white guy home in an old volovo today well me and a line of about twenty cars, he was doing 50 and under on a main road that is a 70 zone, i think it's time for a citizens arrest a to take his license off him. Speaking of shit drivers, i had an old boxy falcon over take over double white lines on cobbity road on the way back from the drifts.
Stupid females well that'd be my eldest sister, doesn't get her 2000 pulsar serviced for two years, gets it serviced wonders why it costs so much and recently the lights came on for check engine etc on the dash. Limps the car home and her boyfriend had a look, no oil in the engine no water in the radiator, very lucky that after fixing this oil change, filters and replace coolant that she hadn't done any permanent damage to the engine. Note this is not the first time this has happened either.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 05:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
e and i were at the shops yesterday and saw the funniest thing. a row of about 5 cars all parked at off skew angles and just generally shit parking. and infront of where they were parked.. sure enough "Seniors Parking" lol.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 06:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing

keep em comin guys! Laughing
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 07:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Rolling Eyes Sorry guys but this is what I spend most days teaching a woman to get her licence in.
http://img102.exs.cx/img102/4333/mavrick5qw.jpg
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 07:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i take the train to work Rolling Eyes
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 08:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Once i was with my sister at the gong, and she was parking in this massive complex, we found a spot so she starts to back in, and then all of a sudden, i hear BANG and we come to a rather painfull stop, she had backed so far into the parking spot she hit the concrete wall behind us! I asked her, WTF are you doing? And her excuse was "oh! i thought that little rubber thing on the ground was going to stop me!" No No No No No No
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 10:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
my high beam light is blue Razz

women are forking insane sometimes... ive been in my mates sisters car, my mate in the passenger seat, and her driving...

her phone rings... she SLAMS on the brakes, since we're on the freeway i couldve been killed, she doesnt indicate, and swerves onto the emergency lane...

im sitting in the back ripping bits of cloth out of the seats because im so scared, my mates SCREAMING his head off, she tells him to shut up, picks her phone up, and proceeds to chat her fucking head off... for an hour...

needless to say, i never talked to her again, and i dont talk to my mate anymore either. because hes a dick.

ive had various females in preludes and camrys mostly have road rage against me...

ive seen a woman PUTTING ON MASCARA ON THE FREEWAY pulling her eyelid down and painting that shit on there... not looking at the road...

for fucks sake! ive only been driving 4 months!

Eldar.O.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 11:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I seriously don't know how most of them get there licences. "Pfft, public transport is for lesbians".
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sat, 30 April 2005 15:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
unforgiven wrote on Sat, 30 April 2005 21:00

I seriously don't know how most of them get there licences. "Pfft, public transport is for lesbians".


When did you do your P's test?
It's a piece of shit. Anyone can pass it.
I was thinkin back to when people would let me drive their cars and I was on my L's. Now I won't let anyone touch my car even if they've got their red P's as I know the kind of bullshit easy test they had to go through. I'm amazed people were willing to let me drive.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sun, 01 May 2005 14:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message

unforgiven wrote on Sat, 30 April 2005 21:00

"Pfft, public transport is for lesbians".


I would pay for a bus/train token to watch lesbians get it on on public transport ..... Laughing
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Sun, 01 May 2005 16:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
This is why


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/Mookiemadskillz/howtopassadrivingtest.jpg
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 01:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
toof wrote on Sat, 30 April 2005 15:43

e and i were at the shops yesterday and saw the funniest thing. a row of about 5 cars all parked at off skew angles and just generally shit parking. and infront of where they were parked.. sure enough "Seniors Parking" lol.

That would have made the funniest photo!

ra23celica wrote on Mon, 02 May 2005 00:09

I would pay for a bus/train token to watch lesbians get it on on public transport ..... Laughing

Apart from a very attractive couple I know, the lesbians I have met have been pretty feral/man-ly. I was actually out for one of their birthdays on Saturday night (I love taylor square Rolling Eyes) and one of their ex's was there, she had quite a moustache Laughing
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 01:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sorry ladies:

http://members.optushome.com.au/vitu/yeah_its_a_woman.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/vitu/ladydriver.jpg
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 01:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Gender/A_Little_Difference_Between_Men_and_Women.jpg
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 01:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bathurst-91 wrote on Mon, 02 May 2005 11:21

sorry ladies:

http://members.optushome.com.au/vitu/yeah_its_a_woman.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/vitu/ladydriver.jpg


Ah hahahahahaha Laughing Laughing Laughing

Just 1 question... how the fuck do you get a car stuck on some power lines? or phone lines.. whatever they are
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 02:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
davedave wrote on Mon, 02 May 2005 11:06

toof wrote on Sat, 30 April 2005 15:43

e and i were at the shops yesterday and saw the funniest thing. a row of about 5 cars all parked at off skew angles and just generally shit parking. and infront of where they were parked.. sure enough "Seniors Parking" lol.

That would have made the funniest photo!




we saw it as we come in, intending to take a photo as we left but never remembered.. i think we left through another exit and didnt see it Sad
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 08:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Thats insane, i mean how can a car get that airborne, and still get caught. Those wires are for Pay Tv, they have that much tension on then they have been known to pull down powerpoles though.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 16:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bad women drivers hey.. hmm.. lets see who i have in that category..

One that i know is bad is my mates friend (lets call her Hailey, cause that's her name)... anyway.. her borthers car got broken into one night, (while we were all out clubbing) and he called us up. we took him to the cop shop.. and cops being cops.. they did nothing. we took him home.. (my mate is driving btw). now.. as we're leaving we see the car he told us was parked next to his when he heard stuff going on..

So.. we leg it and chase em for 2 suburbs.. the only reason we stopped if cause hte screaming in the back seat got unbearable :S.
Ghey. *shrug*

Thats about the best i got.. i know other bad women drivers, but theyre not too bad.. the day i meet a chick who drives a supra and can drive well.. i'll marry her.. untill then.. i'm avoiding relationships. freakin bad drivers.
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 16:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
duskwolf wrote on Tue, 03 May 2005 02:23



Thats about the best i got.. i know other bad women drivers, but theyre not too bad.. the day i meet a chick who drives a supra and can drive well.. i'll marry her.. untill then.. i'm avoiding relationships. freakin bad drivers.



speaking of women driving supras. me and a mate one night were driving in his S15 and came across a supra and rx7 s6. anyway we ended up racing and the supra smashed the rx7... after a while they catch up to us (yeah we won the race) and the driver puts down the window and what do we see....... a female driver Shocked the driver of the rx7 was a guy and his girlfriend was taking the piss out of him so BAD... anyway yeah the supra driver was a chick and an excellent driver at that too
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Re: Bloody Women Drivers ! Mon, 02 May 2005 16:49 Go to previous message
fade-e wrote on Tue, 03 May 2005 00:39

duskwolf wrote on Tue, 03 May 2005 02:23



Thats about the best i got.. i know other bad women drivers, but theyre not too bad.. the day i meet a chick who drives a supra and can drive well.. i'll marry her.. untill then.. i'm avoiding relationships. freakin bad drivers.



speaking of women driving supras. me and a mate one night were driving in his S15 and came across a supra and rx7 s6. anyway we ended up racing and the supra smashed the rx7... after a while they catch up to us (yeah we won the race) and the driver puts down the window and what do we see....... a female driver Shocked the driver of the rx7 was a guy and his girlfriend was taking the piss out of him so BAD... anyway yeah the supra driver was a chick and an excellent driver at that too


Find her for me Razz hehehe.. Nice.. there are some damn good chick drivers out there.. and most of them have awesome taste.. then you can just see the terrors though.. Excels, Holdens, lol.. yup.
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