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Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 03:14 Go to next message
i duno if its been shown before or its old but it still looks funny.

http://forums.audiworld.com/other/msgs/606258.phtm l
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icon4.gif  Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 03:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Looks a little cluttered in that car!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 04:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LMFAO!!!! and yet with all those gadgets and gizmos, it still has DRUMS at the back!! Love the GTIR bonnet scoop, GTR wing has to be at least worth $1000AU, and the landcruiser snorkle!

And to top it off its an AUTO!!

Hmmmm though its not a TYPICAL RICE BOY who owns it, wtf VENEZUAELA!!!

LOL imagine trying to pic up one of those Miss Universe like looking girls in this heap!! Laughing
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 04:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I've seen 1 car worse than that.

not sure if the post is still on this forum... but I have no idea what the car was meant to be. had 2 keyboards hanging out, and more gizmos than I had any idea about, cluttered all over both sides of the dash.
a hideous bodykit... it was a work of modern art
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 04:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
That corolla certianly is unique!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 08:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Heh, at least he's made it flood resistant. He can run it to almost roof height underwater with that snorkle. Razz

What's that big silver thing on the front hanging off?

And I wonder if it'll get 0-100 in 60 mins with all that weight..... Very Happy
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 08:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
geez, thats ridiculous.
Just as bad as that red skoda circulated on the web.
Laughing
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 08:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Apollo wrote on Mon, 30 December 2002 19:01

What's that big silver thing on the front hanging off?




Looks like those spot lights on those American Cop cars with adjustable handle.

[Updated on: Mon, 30 December 2002 08:08]

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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 08:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
One word...Ugly.
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 09:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Thats a laugh Laughing ....and a half

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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 09:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
not everyday ya see a car with a submarine steering wheel, maybe the snorkel is realy a periscope

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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 10:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
HMMMMMM

Snorkel + bonnet vent = big toss

I like the fuel filler cap sticker stuck on his C pillar window!!!

hahahaha

what a wank. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 10:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
And notice all the dents and scratches on the thing.

I'm not sure if people are deliberately trying to run him off the road or his just a really shit driver.

I'd like to think that it is people running him off the road but it probably isn't.
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Re: Hilarious Mon, 30 December 2002 12:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Remedy wrote on Mon, 30 December 2002 20:17

And notice all the dents and scratches on the thing.

I'm not sure if people are deliberately trying to run him off the road or his just a really shit driver.

I'd like to think that it is people running him off the road but it probably isn't.


I was also thinking how 'beat up' the car was looking.

Especially the left rear quarter.

Also, just what every 4 cylinder inline needs. Dual exhausts bro.

And check out the rear roof mounted brake light. Very Happy

Did ya's also see the compass? Razz

And what would that thing be that is sticking up like a big dick above the left vent next to the wheel? Looks like it's attached to the lever that goes 'into' the steering wheel.

Also looks like to me, if you gave it a decent nudge with your shoulder, all the crap would fall off.
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Twin - Pipe on a 4BANGA ??? Mon, 30 December 2002 12:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hey all

Ive heard u cant do it b4 a couple of times but no-ones xplained it to me

Why cant u twin-pipe a 4 banga ???

What r the physics behind it ???


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Re: Twin - Pipe on a 4BANGA ??? Mon, 30 December 2002 12:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
you *can*, there's just no point.

same reason that with an inline 6 you wouldn't want to do it. All the exhaust maifolds are on the same side, so it's better sense to use a single pipe.

if we're talking a V6 or V8, that's different.. you got exhaust manifolds on both sides, so 2 pipes makes more sense.

this is my understanding anyhow ... I'm open to corrections at this time of night
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Re: Twin - Pipe on a 4BANGA ??? Mon, 30 December 2002 12:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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And what would that thing be that is sticking up like a big dick above the left vent next to the wheel? Looks like it's attached to the lever that goes 'into' the steering wheel.


I think that would be his dildo sitting in the car charger....

obviously flat after a hard work out.
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Re: Twin - Pipe on a 4BANGA ??? Tue, 31 December 2002 01:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
draven wrote on Mon, 30 December 2002 22:24

you *can*, there's just no point.

same reason that with an inline 6 you wouldn't want to do it. All the exhaust maifolds are on the same side, so it's better sense to use a single pipe.

if we're talking a V6 or V8, that's different.. you got exhaust manifolds on both sides, so 2 pipes makes more sense.

this is my understanding anyhow ... I'm open to corrections at this time of night


Exactly, no point on an inline 4/6/8.

If it's a V, or a boxer, then it's a different matter. Smile

I reckon doing a dual on a subaru would be pretty good. Same as dual air intakes.
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Re: Hilarious Tue, 31 December 2002 03:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Wow never heard of an inline 8

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Re: Twin - Pipe on a 4BANGA ??? Tue, 31 December 2002 03:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
yay, my mind was working at midnight last night

I have heard of an inline 8... but it was in an old, old car .. my brother used to be a vintage car fanatic
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Re: Hilarious Tue, 31 December 2002 05:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
surely that has been done on photoshop, all of the exterior parts just look tacked on. if not then the owner must be out of there mind.

gtir scoops arent that big are they?

i believe the interior but.

i love the indicator stalk covers as well as the left indicator extension.

why does he have 2 cd players? Rolling Eyes

any chance of a tuff 4agze under the hood?! Laughing
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Re: Hilarious Tue, 31 December 2002 06:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
turbokid wrote on Tue, 31 December 2002 15:19

surely that has been done on photoshop, all of the exterior parts just look tacked on. if not then the owner must be out of there mind.

gtir scoops arent that big are they?

i believe the interior but.

i love the indicator stalk covers as well as the left indicator extension.

why does he have 2 cd players? Rolling Eyes

any chance of a tuff 4agze under the hood?! Laughing


No, I think it really is real.

Yes, those scoops are huge.

Maybe he's going for a quadrophonic stereo. Very Happy Or just couldn't decide between those two decks and bought them both.

I'd guess the stock 1.8l is still in it. If it actually had balls, I doubt he would waste all the money on making it look like a heap of garbage, and left it as an auto, and left it at stock height, and left the rears as drums. Smile
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Re: Hilarious Tue, 31 December 2002 16:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hehehe... Thats a disgrace to us Corolla owners...

I don't know why someone would do that to any car...
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Re: Hilarious Tue, 31 December 2002 22:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
wat a bucket of shit

i wouldnt even take a dump on the bonnet
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Re: Hilarious Wed, 01 January 2003 10:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
OK seriously guys ..... im guessing this guy has done this for a laugh ....if he has....good on him

cause i dont think anyone can be so tasteless.....or am i wrong ???

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Re: Hilarious Wed, 01 January 2003 10:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
manipulate wrote on Wed, 01 January 2003 20:17

OK seriously guys ..... im guessing this guy has done this for a laugh ....if he has....good on him

cause i dont think anyone can be so tasteless.....or am i wrong ???

Ta
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And that's coming from someone in Sydney? Very Happy

I'm sure you see tasteless POS things all the time on the road down there?
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Re: Hilarious Wed, 01 January 2003 11:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hell yeah but nothing THAT hectic

actually saw the most pathetic thing on new years day.....i got my mate to take a picture of it too....so ill post it up

its a stationwagon commodore with AMG badging
absolutely pathetic

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Re: Hilarious Fri, 03 January 2003 00:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
OK ive got the pic now
can someone pls host it for me ???

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Re: Hilarious Fri, 03 January 2003 01:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
for sure

email to atjackal@bigpond.net.au

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Re: Hilarious Fri, 03 January 2003 01:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
http://thereisnogoon.com/eviljack/misc/Holden%20AMG.jpg

here ya go.
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Re: Hilarious Fri, 03 January 2003 15:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
if it wasnt for the snorkel it would look like half the cars you see on the road here...
I rekon good on him for having the balls to do it..
so what if the entire world thinks its a piece of absolute crap, if he enjoys it thats all that matters...
who wants to be normal anyway?? we'd all be driving ss common-crapodores or wrx's - you know those boring wankers look down their noses at anyone driving an old 4 banga..they probebly think were a huge dickhead for wanting to modify our toyoyas (quote "why waste money on doing up one of those pieces of shit")

thats such a great photo ive set it as my wallpaper so I laugh my ass off everytime I turn my computer on
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Re: Hilarious Fri, 03 January 2003 22:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
wow thats ugly wtf happen there
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Re: Hilarious Fri, 03 January 2003 23:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Quote:

so what if the entire world thinks its a piece of absolute crap, if he enjoys it thats all that matters...



Do you honestly think this guy enjoys it.......

He is trying to impress people, plain and simple.

How could you possibly enjoy driving that....ummmm.....thing!
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Re: Hilarious Sat, 04 January 2003 01:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i love it
as if it wouldnt be cool to go for a sunday cruz
who cares if it doesnt pull 11's
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Re: Hilarious Sat, 04 January 2003 08:31 Go to previous message
old_mr2 wrote on Sat, 04 January 2003 11:27

i love it
as if it wouldnt be cool to go for a sunday cruz
who cares if it doesnt pull 11's


And with all that extra weight, it won't be pulling 60's either. Very Happy

Watch out for birds getting caught in the snorkel. Smile
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