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missa
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icon4.gif  Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 05:03 Go to next message
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet


Element: Woman
Symbol: O+
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg,but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Physical Properties

1. Body Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutley nothing-freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found invarious grades ranging formm virign material to common ore

Chemical Properties

1. Reacts well to gold platinum and all precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Use

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be very effective cleaning agent

Hazards
1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior speciman
2. Possesion of more than one is possible but specimans
must never make eye contact
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BOCKA
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 05:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
uuuummmmm,.................... ok? Confused
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h3ff44
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 05:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thats about all u could say..... Confused
so ahhh yeah how bout that?











i like cheese
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missa
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 06:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
well i thought it was funny!! Smile
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Caledwvech
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 06:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yeah i thought it was funny. But usually something a male would post... Confused
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draven
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 07:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
oldie, but a goodie.

ps - if that's you in your avatar, sucks you're in perth
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Conquest
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 07:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
May aswell post the picture then Razz

http://images2.imagehigh.com/imagehigh/02062005031743_HazardousMaterials.jpeg

And my personal favourite, conclusive proof that girls are evil Laughing

http://images2.imagehigh.com/imagehigh/02062005032009_Girls%20are%20evil.jpeg

[Updated on: Thu, 02 June 2005 07:25]

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missa
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 07:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yeah thats me!! Doesn't matter if i did live where you are cos im taken Smile but some guy on the train told me a couple days ago that there is someone that looks just like me in Sydney
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20VBTSECA
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 11:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
He he and Im not sharing her either Smile Smile
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draven
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 15:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
mmm, I only mention that because you remind me of someone in sydney. Unfortunately the sydney version is a bit of a nut job
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towe_001
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Re: Caution Hazardous Element Thu, 02 June 2005 15:15 Go to previous message
Could have moved
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