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Location: Hobt
Registered: June 2005
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What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 03:44
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Well, lets hear those stories of shame.
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Location: Hobt
Registered: June 2005
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Location: Campbelltown
Registered: November 2003
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 03:48
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generally you should throw one in to get us going, come on you can't laugh at us if we can't laugh at you. Riding in my brothers Echo is pretty embarassing
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:02
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I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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Location: Hobt
Registered: June 2005
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:05
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Holy crap cool1 ive done the same but NEVER had any damage god damn!.OK so you want me to get the ball rolling?.
i was at a girlfriend house and her and her mum go and start washing the dishs. So anyhow im still sitting at the table and her dad comes over and sit's next to me. He leans over and wispers. "Are you going to have sex with my daugter?." I was like "Yea, we did last night" And then realised he wasn't joking...
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Location: Campbelltown
Registered: November 2003
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:05
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hmmmm thats not good.
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Location: Hobt
Registered: June 2005
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I supported Toymods On probation
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Registered: January 2003
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:06
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Damn those torn foreskins... ouch.
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Location: Hobt
Registered: June 2005
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Location: Campbelltown
Registered: November 2003
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:12
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i locked my keys in the car on the inside of wakefield park whilst spectating on the weekend . Called the nrma guy came out in an hour unlocked the car but for that time i froze my arse off cos it was damn cold and blowing a gail down there.
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Location: Blue Mountains
Registered: December 2004
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:19
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I locked myself out of my house 3 times last week
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Location: Mooroolbark, Melbourne
Registered: April 2003
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Thu, 02 June 2005 04:22
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When timezone used to be in ringwood, i went there a long time ago for a party. I was giving the guy working there alot of shit. So it comes to the end and we are standing out front. And the guy comes out and i say something stupid to him so he comes over to me, lifts me upside down by my legs, and my pants and underwear fall below my package. So he had me upside down with it hanging out on maroondah hwy in the middle of ringwood. I was only like 12 at the time.
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: March 2005
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 05:32
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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OMFG! funniest thinkg ive heard in a month! lol sick story.. your the winner so far hands down
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Location: Newcastle, Australia
Registered: March 2005
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Thu, 02 June 2005 05:33
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Had the CEO of the entire company visiting us one day, and was showing us the TV commercial for the new store we had bought/merged into our company. It looked great, and I told him so, and then I said 'when are you going to fix up the newcastle one, it's really crap!'
Everyone around me just went really quiet and slinked away, he never said a word to me, but later on I found out from a colleague that the CEO had made it up himself lol!
Luckily the guy never held it against me haha!
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2004
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Thu, 02 June 2005 06:03
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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Its even funnier cause my mate did it too himself as well he said it was painful to piss for like 2 weeks sounds fuckin nasty
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 06:44
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 12:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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Been there, didn't involve a GP though. Not cool.
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Location: Perth, WA
Registered: December 2004
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Thu, 02 June 2005 06:47
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you guys obviously arent preparing your females properly
i havent had anything embarassing happen to me yet
or maybe im just not noticing because i dont give a shit?
Eldar.O.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 06:49
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EldarO wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:47 | you guys obviously arent preparing your females properly
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Don't blame us, they're the ones that can't handle waiting for our manmeat, obviously we're doing something right
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 07:44
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justcallmefrank wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 16:49 |
EldarO wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:47 | you guys obviously arent preparing your females properly
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Don't blame us, they're the ones that can't handle waiting for our manmeat, obviously we're doing something right
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Maybe it doesnt get hurt cause he cant touch the walls?
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 07:47
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 15:44 |
justcallmefrank wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 16:49 |
EldarO wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:47 | you guys obviously arent preparing your females properly
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Don't blame us, they're the ones that can't handle waiting for our manmeat, obviously we're doing something right
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Maybe it doesnt get hurt cause he cant touch the walls?
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I wouldn't have thought there would be walls in his sexual wasteland.
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Thu, 02 June 2005 07:50
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You can only wonder
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Thu, 02 June 2005 09:25
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sausage
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Wollongong
Registered: June 2003
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 09:29
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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Dude..... too much detail hahaha
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Location: Perth
Registered: May 2005
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Thu, 02 June 2005 11:25
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lol My g/f couldnt get her car started at KFC and called the RAC. THe guy came out got in the car and put the shifter from Drive to Park and it started. I just pissed my self laughing LOL!!! (Autos done start unless you put them into Park)
I was at work sitn at the PC and I said to my boss. "That fuck wit still hasnt come in and picked his printing up yet!" I turn round hes standing behind me lol he goes "Im here to pick my plans up thanks" lol Very embarrasing
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Location: Perth
Registered: May 2005
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 11:29
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owwww lol in high school year 11 the pricipal called me over the PA to go to the office. I step up in class walk over to the door and I was lookn towards the class as I was walking out the door and there like gasping. I look down and sure enough I had wood. lol
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Location: Sydney
Registered: February 2005
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Thu, 02 June 2005 11:45
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I was at a work meeting once, like 20 of us standing out the front and my sis pulls up in her XE falcon, all the guys were laughing so i told her to rip em up, so she puts her foot on the brake, gasses it up and lets the break off, and all the thing does is drive off....everybody laughed....i was sad...then i worked out the falc can't even rip it up in gravel...:S that scares me.
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Location: Potts Point, Sydney
Registered: October 2003
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 12:32
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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yeh i had that happen, but wasnt that bad
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Location: Perth, WA
Registered: December 2004
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Re: What's something embarrising that's happened to you?.
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Thu, 02 June 2005 13:09
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justcallmefrank wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 15:47 |
Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 15:44 |
justcallmefrank wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 16:49 |
EldarO wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:47 | you guys obviously arent preparing your females properly
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Don't blame us, they're the ones that can't handle waiting for our manmeat, obviously we're doing something right
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Maybe it doesnt get hurt cause he cant touch the walls?
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I wouldn't have thought there would be walls in his sexual wasteland.
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i had no intention of letting anyone on here know, simply because it doesnt belong, but im willing to tell you guys for the sake of satisfying your curiousity.
Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 12:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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you see, im missing this key element...
it also helps that i dont attempt to procreate with bricks.
Eldar.O.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Thu, 02 June 2005 13:14
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EldarO wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 21:09 | you see, im missing this key element...
it also helps that i dont attempt to procreate with bricks.
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Lighten up bud, just having some fun And I don't think the person in question would enjoy being called a brick
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Thu, 02 June 2005 21:35
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20VBTSECA wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 21:29 | owwww lol in high school year 11 the pricipal called me over the PA to go to the office. I step up in class walk over to the door and I was lookn towards the class as I was walking out the door and there like gasping. I look down and sure enough I had wood. lol
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2002
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Fri, 03 June 2005 23:13
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Indi wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:19 | I locked myself out of my house 3 times last week
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Stop smoking weed indi!
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Location: VIC, Sth Frankston.
Registered: July 2003
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Fri, 03 June 2005 23:47
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Locked my keys in the ma61 while I was trying to adjust the power window.... went to close the door to see how it would settle with the door rubber, forgot I had locked the door, forgot i was listening to the car radio with keys in teh ignition
Two days ago, went to go take a piss after seeing "The longest yard", two dudes next to me, I was all ready to go and then I got all self concious Ended up mr winky didn't want to put out no fire.... Thats not the first time thats happened, at the race track, public toilets, half the time i'll really need to go, but when i get there, the well has dried up.
Changing a tyre on the ra60. After getting the last tyre changed on the front drivers side. Goto stand up with a relief and end up smacking my head hard on the bottom of the side mirror. It was broken, and typically all my spare d/side mirrors were bust also.
Cheers,
James
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 04 June 2005 00:12
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I've had the torn foreskin thing before too. makes wearing any sort of pants/underwear very unpleasant (I didn't go to the doctor). after it's mostly healed there are some rather pleasant benefits to it tho.
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Registered: October 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 01:09
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Cool1 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:02 | I was getting it on with a chick once and she got a bit carried away. She tried inserting my rod into her bore when things weren't as lubed as they should of been. A torn foreskin and a bucket of blood later lead to a trip to the local GP
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now that's fucked up
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Location: Adelaide
Registered: January 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 02:21
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draven wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 09:42 | I've had the torn foreskin thing before too. makes wearing any sort of pants/underwear very unpleasant (I didn't go to the doctor). after it's mostly healed there are some rather pleasant benefits to it tho.
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benefits? do tell lol
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Location: South-West Sydney
Registered: February 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 02:35
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Dizzy on that FordLaser Forum wrote | It's probably pretty Freudian
But it's happened to every man
I BEEN CAUGHT WANKIN' Ph34r Me!
Someone walks too suddenly in
And you're left standin' with a silly grin
And your dodger's still in your hand
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What the?! I dont remember typing that!
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 02:57
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argh! stop with the foreskin stuff!
i dont want to know if mr happy cut himself!
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: March 2005
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Sat, 04 June 2005 04:27
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this happen to one of my bros mates..
he was talkin with his mates about pushin his chiks brown instead of goin the traditional pink and in the end decided to go for it..
he later that week told the story, he goes onto say "i was tryin to go in there but it was tight so i used my finger to try loosen it up... there was like this thing in there so i was tickeling it"
all the guys looked at him stunned and one of em simply says
"how long till you realised it was a shit?"
he left the room.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 04 June 2005 05:00
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Arch wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 12:21 |
draven wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 09:42 | I've had the torn foreskin thing before too. makes wearing any sort of pants/underwear very unpleasant (I didn't go to the doctor). after it's mostly healed there are some rather pleasant benefits to it tho.
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benefits? do tell lol
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let's just say the addition of pain is enough to make sure you won't come in the first hour of sex
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Location: Coffs Harbour, NSW
Registered: November 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 05:10
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BOCKA wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 14:27 | this happen to one of my bros mates..
he was talkin with his mates about pushin his chiks brown instead of goin the traditional pink and in the end decided to go for it..
he later that week told the story, he goes onto say "i was tryin to go in there but it was tight so i used my finger to try loosen it up... there was like this thing in there so i was tickeling it"
all the guys looked at him stunned and one of em simply says
"how long till you realised it was a shit?"
he left the room.
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so did he actually realise it was a shit? or when his mates told him?
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered: August 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 05:20
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skellator wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 15:10 |
BOCKA wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 14:27 | this happen to one of my bros mates..
he was talkin with his mates about pushin his chiks brown instead of goin the traditional pink and in the end decided to go for it..
he later that week told the story, he goes onto say "i was tryin to go in there but it was tight so i used my finger to try loosen it up... there was like this thing in there so i was tickeling it"
all the guys looked at him stunned and one of em simply says
"how long till you realised it was a shit?"
he left the room.
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so did he actually realise it was a shit? or when his mates told him?
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Haha thats some funny shit
Personally it would be my mum cleaning my room while I was trying to sleep after doing an overnight shift *don't ask.. she always does that when she's here*. Goes through my drawers, finds condoms and lubricant, takes them out... looks at them.. at me.. then mutter under her breath "Heh.. so much for grandkids"
I mean.. WTF?
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Registered: August 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 09:48
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i umm tried to walk up the wrong escalator.. and i didnt even realise what was going on.. i knew something wasnt right..and then i realised it was going down as i was trying to go up.. i felt soooo stupid..! lucky nobody saw..
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Location: Land of Oz
Registered: June 2004
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Sat, 04 June 2005 11:28
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Hi,
Years ago, coming back from Canberra I was dying for a crap. Just north of Goulbourn I pulled over where there were some bushes and trees and some privacy from the road. I started doing my business when I heard this strange hissing/roaring sound. I looked about and and couldn't see anyone, so I kept going. I heard the sound again but louder. I looked about and couldn't see anything. Then I heard the sound again and it was pretty close. I looked about - saw nothing - then I looked up, and about 30ft in the air was this hot air balloon coming in to land with about 8 people hanging over the edge of the basket watching me.
seeyuzz
river
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Location: Sydney city
Registered: February 2004
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Sun, 05 June 2005 02:16
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hey,
this one happened to a mate of mine in his rolla. He just bought it and was driving it around trying to get a feel for the clutch and stuff. this car FULL of hot women pulls up next to him as he was cruising along and they're all looking and playing around, anyway, road merges up ahead and he ends up in front of them, there's a roundabout coming up. He stops coz he's gotta give way. Then when he tries to take of again.... stalled... he could hear the chicks behind him laughing... tries again... stalled... now he's really turning red... one more time... realises it's in third... puts it in first... but none the less, stalls it yet again! by now the girls are finisheed with laughter and are simply growing impatient. he finally manages to get moving and speeds home a very shy and embarrased man he's still on his l's as he doesn't have the car anymore, his mate does. they bought it together. oh well..
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: June 2002
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Sun, 05 June 2005 03:11
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river wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 21:28 | Hi,
Years ago, coming back from Canberra I was dying for a crap. Just north of Goulbourn I pulled over where there were some bushes and trees and some privacy from the road. I started doing my business when I heard this strange hissing/roaring sound. I looked about and and couldn't see anyone, so I kept going. I heard the sound again but louder. I looked about and couldn't see anything. Then I heard the sound again and it was pretty close. I looked about - saw nothing - then I looked up, and about 30ft in the air was this hot air balloon coming in to land with about 8 people hanging over the edge of the basket watching me.
seeyuzz
river
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thats pretty funny
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Location: Canberra
Registered: May 2002
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Sun, 05 June 2005 05:32
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Corona RT142 wrote on Thu, 02 June 2005 14:12 | i locked my keys in the car on the inside of wakefield park whilst spectating on the weekend . Called the nrma guy came out in an hour unlocked the car but for that time i froze my arse off cos it was damn cold and blowing a gail down there.
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I locked my self out of the car the other night at 4am in -4 degrees and had to wait an hour in a tshirt for someone to come with the spare key
THAT WAS COLD.
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Location: Tassie
Registered: October 2003
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Sun, 05 June 2005 09:56
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Has anybody ever had somebody walk in on them mid root ?
I've had it happen my mates walked in looking for me and there we both were naked as a j bird i was behind her and we were both facing the door.
It was one of the few times in my life i had no idea what to say.
What made things worse was she got freaked out and wouldn't let me finish !!!.
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Location: Brisbane
Registered: March 2005
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Sun, 05 June 2005 10:50
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Mookie wrote on Sun, 05 June 2005 19:56 | Has anybody ever had somebody walk in on them mid root ?
I've had it happen my mates walked in looking for me and there we both were naked as a j bird i was behind her and we were both facing the door.
It was one of the few times in my life i had no idea what to say.
What made things worse was she got freaked out and wouldn't let me finish !!!.
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side question.. arent you a chik?
and yeh guys he finnaly realised it was a shit.
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sun, 05 June 2005 11:02
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mookie is a dude. that's why he gets annoyed when I mention how often i perve on his avatar pic
I've had it happen before, twice that I remember... hopefully that will not be repeated.. there is no socially correct way to deal with that situation
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Sun, 05 June 2005 11:06
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draven wrote on Sun, 05 June 2005 21:02 | there is no socially correct way to deal with that situation
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If its a chick that walks in on you, ask her to join in.
If your at the All Toyo Day this comming weekend you 'll see my second chick!
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Location: Hobt
Registered: June 2005
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Wed, 08 June 2005 04:04
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Ive had HEAPS of times where ive been busted makin' sweet sweet love. Was once in the car parked out back the house and i move around and look about to make sure no wierdo's were watching but as i look up a friend of mine is walking down the driveway sees me, waves and came on over...
There are some more, but im not too keen on telling them
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I Supported Toymods
Location: Casula
Registered: January 2005
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Wed, 08 June 2005 08:00
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This is the only one I'm telling.
When I had my 4x4. The other half & I where out for a drive, on the way home we got a bit horny. So I turned into side street that was a dead end that just lead to bush. So 5 minutes drive through the bush to find a clearing. About half an hour later looks up through the side window to see a cop coming our way. That was not the embarrassing part, if I had looked out the back window I would have seen the half dozen or so people standing there watching from a mound of earth that just happened to be the back of the football oval,they called the cops.
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Location: Tassie
Registered: October 2003
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Thu, 09 June 2005 04:14
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Haha i've been caught in the car by the cops before! I didn't get to finish then either !
And i'm a guy the picture is of my friend it's the only pic i have that is small enough and legal.
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