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Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Mon, 06 June 2005 14:49 Go to next message
I was at cocktail party,and i agreed to stop on the 7th drink at that stage i was quite ALL over the place, and then i couldn't remember anything after that.. found out i had about 15 by the end of the night hahaha. and woke up at night while everyone was crashing at the guy who was running the cocktail party's place. and yeah i got up from sleeping and puked all over the sleeping bags while ppl were sleeping. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Embarassed Embarassed

Then to make it worse, my mates told me i had slept with a chick at the party, to make it worse it was a joke and they remembered to tell me a month after the party.... Shocked Shocked

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 07:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i got drunk (well, half) saturday night for the first time Shocked
only had two cans of bundy and coke, didnt feel bad at all, then threw up on the side of the highway when we stopped to do something quite illegal...which i wont mention...
anyway, i think it was only a reaction to first time alcomahol in the body, cos i was nowhere near as drunk as the couple of mates that were hammered (not their first time, but the most drunk they'd ever been)

damn that was a good night Very Happy
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 07:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
never been drunk sorry can't help out here Very Happy
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 07:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol im an alco Very Happy Wink
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 07:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
yeah the wonders of alcohol. i play AFL and on saturday we played in Wagga. After losing the game, but playing rather galantly i might say, me and a couple of mate went and had 4 beers at the bowling club near the oval. then we won 90 bucks on the pokies, walked to the bottlo and bought a case of beer. so we drank that on they way back to canberra. anyway got to gundagai and went to maccas, i spilt someones coke, so i left,got on the bus, proceddeed to spew all through the toilet on the bus, then passed out for an hour before being carried off the bus. i also made phone calls to a mate that is shitting me at the moment, and his gf whos brother and dad also happened to be on the bus........... hahaha
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 07:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I once licked a woman's cleavage while sober, then fucked her while I was drunk - does that count?

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 09:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hmmmm.
i might of drank 3/4 of jim beam and passed out before the party started then after spending about 4 hours on the front lawn spilling my guts i "re-entered" the party with about half hour left of it. hahaha every one was like gee ur got here late. and i was like ummmm no i actually got here before u did i was just out the front. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 09:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CLG wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 17:44

I once licked a woman's cleavage while sober, then fucked her while I was drunk - does that count?


The 'made a fool of yourself' of this story is the fact that she was a he.
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 11:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
BlackSupra wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 17:01

CLG wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 17:44

I once licked a woman's cleavage while sober, then fucked her while I was drunk - does that count?


The 'made a fool of yourself' of this story is the fact that she was a he.



She/he hid it very well for the next four years then!!!
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CLG wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 21:44


She/he hid it very well for the next four years then!!!



MANGINA!

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 14:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Possibly?!?



Regardless, it was very good, and sorely missed?!!!
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 14:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CLG wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 15:44

I once licked a woman's cleavage while sober, then fucked her while I was drunk - does that count?



Wise man does say, every root you turn down is one you will never have.
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Tue, 07 June 2005 16:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
uhh...smirnoff double blacks...ten pin bowling...not a good combination...enough said. Razz
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 00:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Between three of us we shotted a bottle of chivas regal and vodka then i somebody dared me to shot some metho.
it went straight to my head ppl said i had strange look in my eyes Evil or Very Mad

Later on that night my mate chased gatecrashers with an esky lid and a golf club.

He got "knocked the fucked out"
They ambo's asked if he was alergic to anything and i told them pelicans, They didn't findit as funny as i did
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 00:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Look thru the pics of toymods at easter events particulary 1 year at dubbo. They say picutres speak a 1000 words so I'll let them do the talking.

Around Toymods and my good mates may may stories start with

Stitt was pissed and ..........
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 01:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Never touched beer and never been drunk. But I do love Baileys. In fact Baileys and Butterscotch Schnapps is awesome. Like drinking petrol. Neutral
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 01:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
your talkin bout a cocksucking cowboy there mate Wink
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 01:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Cowboys are a complete waste of money unless your a girl or are trying to score... I find myself completely immune to them however they seem to make girls as easy as sunday mornings. Wink
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 01:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nah, wouldnt pay for them. At home mate. Smile
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 02:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
We used to drink them on road trips.
Fuck the car used to stink like shit the next day ARGH
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 02:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mookie wrote on Wed, 08 June 2005 10:29


They ambo's asked if he was alergic to anything and i told them pelicans, They didn't findit as funny as i did


LOL pelicans thats sick.

one night i went to byron for a night out and after a while me and my freinds were tanked (we were ordering jugs of beer to ourselves and drinking it like a scooner) and anyways the more drunk we got the more we got split up and stupid we got we all got kicked out and heres why
- friend #1 got caught pissing everywhere in the guys. then got back in and got kicked out for being intoxicated. after this he thought it would be a good idea to move his car but realised it wasnt when he pushed the accellarator instead of the break while trying to park and smashed the front end.
- friend #2 was caught tryin to steal money from the pool table. he later bribed his way back in with $10 but was told to leave 20mins later becvause he was way to drunk.
- i was asked to leave after i orderd a drink but couldnt hold it when the bar tender gave it to me (i spilt it all over the bar)

so anyways me and friend number 2 decided we didnt deserve to be kicked out so we tried to go in through the kitchen at the back of the club but we got caught so to get em back we smashed everythign and anythign we could find. we got all their bins and threw them at the club and on the road and empty'd them everywhere. the bouncers chased us and gave us a touch up lol. after that i passed out and wole up in coffs harour.. whata night
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 02:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mookie wrote on Wed, 08 June 2005 12:18

We used to drink them on road trips.
Fuck the car used to stink like shit the next day ARGH




solution: don't shit in the car.
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 03:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Well there's so many stories...

But the latest goes like this(Note this what people have told me happened as i have Zero memory of the nite):

We were going out for a work party, free drink & food! So i booked a hotel room at the casino, In my room while getting ready i managed to neck a bottle of wine to myself, My mate, met me down stairs & we walked to the dinner, On the way we stopped at a couple pubs having a couple of refreshments at each,

We finally arrived at the dinner with quite wobbly legs on, we proceeded to have sculling competitions & a bit of a laugh which led to a couple of the boys making trips to the bathroom to lose their guts,

Time came for dinner where for some stupid reason I decide to shout "Eating is cheating!!!" & proceeded to abuse anyone who was eating! I then continued drinking, Evil or Very Mad

My finale of the nite was while the boys & the receptionist (female) were sitting around a round table talking I proceeded to pull out my garbage & place it on her shoulder, Apparently it was a couple minutes before she noticed this due to all the boys being in hysterics at a story that wasn't meant to be funny... Embarassed Embarassed

I woke up the next morning in my hotel room with nothing from last nite stored in my brain, When I attempted to get dressed I discovered that my underwear had been torn to pieces! (I shat myself as I had no idea how or why this had happened Surprised ) Apparently one of the boys grabbed me as I was going to cross the road in front of a vehicle the result was my torn clothing. Confused

We have video footage of me drinking from a jug & attempting to talk English... quite funny...

Sorry for the long post!!!!

Cheers,

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 06:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I've never made an idiot out of myself but i once fell down a massive hill losing some items of clothing...which was fun. And i didn't lose my beer. Rolling
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 06:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
http://foolysick.com

guy i know.....

SET HIMSELF ON FIRE.

had i been there, it wouldve been cool/scary

he'll be alright but.

disclaimer: I, by no means, endorse any attempts to breathe fire while under the influence of alcohol. You probably will hurt yourself quite badly.

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 06:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I think my first ever embarrissing moment from havin too many drinks is still the best by far. Was in year 11 deb after party and me and my friend decided it would be cool to scull our bottle of jim beam Confused two skulls for me and i accidently drank 2/3 or the bottle..... i thought o dear this could be dramas... *missing night* then i woke up feeling the shitest ever and being told all the places i spewed including on the trampolene (then sleeping on it for a while), a bath in the house (which i also had a bit of a nap in) and last but not least over an electric fence which was on... every said it was the funniest thing they have ever seen cause i was gettin shocked while i spewed fun days Razz
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what ^^ he said Laughing
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 13:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ouch to the electric fence.i dont even know where to begin....so many times.
THeres been heaps of missed nights and waking up int he morning not been able to talk and just remembering that id drunk 2 bottles of beam, or johnny, or a slab or 1 bottle in 10 mins and passing out in the back yeard for the whole night. Um, i have two 21sts his weekend with free unlimtied grog so i'll let youi know what i did on monday arvo i guess.

Bottoms up!!!
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 15:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ok its long but here goes.

Was out in hong kong one night with a few mates and we decided to head to the "groovy mule" in Wan Chai. We had been in the mule for about 2 hours and were thoroughly pissed, just then, the virgin hosties arrived. They scouted the place for a bit and decided that our group (5 people in total) were the life of the party, so they came over and joined in the fun. After a few more drinks one of the hosties asked me if she could buy me a drink......well who am I to refuse. So she leaned over the bar and ordered a "flaming lamboghini". As it was being prepared, she turned and asked if i have ever had one, to which i replied "no"......she just smiled.

Now before we continue, i am a fairly heavy drinker (600 bux in one night being my record), so i am not to bad in handling the odd "crazy drink".

Well the drink finally arrived and it was as follows. A big triangular cocktail glass 1/2 filled with bailies, and a LARGE shot glass filled with 151 proof rum. You light the rum on fire and pour it into the glass while the drinker....ie....me, drinks the whole thing using a straw.

Here is what happened.

The flamage begins and i immediately start ripping the drink down through the straw. Unfortunately for me, i drink it WAY to fast and cop some of the still burning rum into my mouth and stomache. Well lets just say the next 2 minutes hurt, but that is not the end.....oh no!

Feeling well crook and very very drunk, i decide to go back to the hotel. I head out the door not bothering to say bye to anyone as i was really feeling bad. I crossed the road and headed down towards the taxi rank.

There was a whole heap of road works going on in the area, and thus there was that guard railing all over the place to stop people falling in the whopping holes in the ground. Suddenly i had the urge to chuck......mega chuck! So i turn around and grab one of these railings and let fly with a massive amount of spew...........

As i am basking in my new found glory, and feeling a lot better, i hear this raised voice. Looking around, there is no one anywhere, as its about 7 am. I finally figure out that its cantonese, but still can't figure out where its coming from, but its really close. I lower my eyes to the pavement.....and all is reveiled. Down in a large hole behind the railing i had just chucked over is a hong kong road worker now covered in my spew Shocked

He is hurling abuse at me in cantonese (even though i don't speak it, i could sort of tell he wasn't happy with me), and i am just standing there with a bemused look on my face.

Then, to add insult to injury, as he is in the middle of yelling at me......I let fly with another barrarge of chunder, and SPLAT, right onto his head...........ahhhhh crap.....time to leave.

So i ran off down the road, had another spew into a pot plant, and strolled into Carnegies, and kept on driking.

True story.
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 16:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
well i quit drinking for a year then thought what the hell.

Went clubbing at mustang bar in perth had about three drinks before, at the club sculled 5 drinks (not good)

then left went to paramount (can't remember leaving or getting in there had some more drinks can't remember how many.

Sat down in the outside area couldn't stop throwing up then they kicked me out while i was still throwing up.

was outside for awhile, still couldn't stop throwing up.

got home drunk about 1 litre of water woke up later in the afternoon, felt great Very Happy

bastards wouldn't give me water for free, should sue em for serving me alcohol while drunk.

Well thats the first time i've thrown up while being drunk
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EldarO wrote on Wed, 08 June 2005 16:28

http://foolysick.com

guy i know.....

SET HIMSELF ON FIRE.

had i been there, it wouldve been cool/scary

he'll be alright but.

disclaimer: I, by no means, endorse any attempts to breathe fire while under the influence of alcohol. You probably will hurt yourself quite badly.

Eldar.O.



Burning yourself is getting off lucky - if the flame back-blows you can burn the aveoli in your lungs, closing them to incoming oxygen and die a very painful death.

Burn your goatee off once, cut your lossess, hence I don't breath fire any more.

http://www.homeofpoi.com/articles/FireBreathing.ph p
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing cop that road worker LOL
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 23:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
EldarO wrote on Wed, 08 June 2005 16:28

http://foolysick.com

guy i know.....

SET HIMSELF ON FIRE.

had i been there, it wouldve been cool/scary

he'll be alright but.

disclaimer: I, by no means, endorse any attempts to breathe fire while under the influence of alcohol. You probably will hurt yourself quite badly.

Eldar.O.


I got my shirt set up fire by a kerosene lamp last year Sad managed to rip my shirt off but fuck it was the most painful thing ever, still felt like i was on fire an hour later. On the up side when i got to hospital in huge amounts of pain i got morphene and other assorted pain killers and within 10 minutes was the happiest man alive Very Happy still got some nice scars on my chest, ask cycleofabuse on here cause he is the one who set me on fire Mad

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 23:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ROFL. That is simply hilarious mate. Poor roadworker though... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 00:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
boris wrote on Wed, 08 June 2005 11:22

Cowboys are a complete waste of money unless your a girl or are trying to score... I find myself completely immune to them however they seem to make girls as easy as sunday mornings. Wink


Time you had something stronger then eh?

http://www.chartreuse.fr/chartreuse_v.gif

Take 5 shots in a row of this.. then try walking Laughing
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 01:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yian wrote on Thu, 09 June 2005 08:00

boris wrote on Wed, 08 June 2005 11:22

Cowboys are a complete waste of money unless your a girl or are trying to score... I find myself completely immune to them however they seem to make girls as easy as sunday mornings. Wink


Time you had something stronger then eh?

http://www.chartreuse.fr/chartreuse_v.gif

Take 5 shots in a row of this.. then try walking Laughing


chartreuse is like 140 proof isnt it?

deadly shit... ima go buy a bottle...

my only embarassing moment so far is,

i got home on friday, as tanked as i have ever been in my life, i assume i made a hell of alot of noise, since when i unlocked and closed the door both my parents were standing there.

my dad shot off to me about being drunk.

now, picture this, my parents pissed off, im standing there, with a grin on my face, trying to stand upright, swaying, from left to right, and the only words i could come up with were,

"Whats wrong with you? im not drunk!!!! are you kidding me??!?!?"

i was slurring every word, swaying side to side..

i dont think they beleived me....

i found out the next morning that my parents thought i drove home, retards, there is a thing called a taxi...

speaking of, we had a taxi driver who owned a WRX and somehow my drunk mate started talking about td04 turbos and skylines and a whole lot of shit, weird ass drunks....

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 03:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I had a taxi driver who was putting a 1jz in a bluebird !
when i got home i poped the bonnet and showed him my car he was a cool guy.
he showed us the speed limiter on the taxi hehehe.

the stupidest thing i've done when i was pissed was lighting my pubes on fire then my ass hairs.
it makes ur ass feel like u just ate curry.
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 06:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mookie wrote on Thu, 09 June 2005 11:11

I had a taxi driver who was putting a 1jz in a bluebird !
when i got home i poped the bonnet and showed him my car he was a cool guy.
he showed us the speed limiter on the taxi hehehe.

the stupidest thing i've done when i was pissed was lighting my pubes on fire then my ass hairs.
it makes ur ass feel like u just ate curry.


everyone here in tafe just looked at me weird, i just laughed out loud in a completely silent room for no apparant reason!

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 06:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
chartreuse is nothing compared to bacardi 151
http://www.kaja21.co.kr/bbs/table/winegoods/upload/bacardi%201.jpg
Bacardi 151 Rum is a high proof (75.5% alc/volume), dark aromatic rum produced by Bacardi. It is a form of overproof rum, which is not available in several countries due to it's excessive alcohol content.

Flammable warning on bottle
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 06:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LMAO @ electric fence story and the road worker stories!

OK I have a left shoulder that goes out more than I do due to falling off a scooter a few years ago. We went down to Stockton beach above Newcastle for a camp one night (only accessible via 4WD). We set up the tents and lit a nice big campfire, then brought out the beers and the bourbon etc.
Most of the guys drank beer, but I hate the stuff so I just started mixing myself Jim Beam and Colas. After a while I was well and truly smashed, and was falling backwards off my camp chair into the sand, just for the fun of it. Went off by myself and chopped firewood (somehow) too, and wandered through numerous large spider webs on the way back.
I can't remember anything after that, but apparently my mates found me passed out drunk on the sand at around 2AM, with a sandboard/bodyboard next to me, and a dislocated shoulder! They even took a pic!

http://ribfeast.no-ip.com/bradenpassedout.jpg

It hurt like blue blazes, they eventually managed to get me into the 4WD and take me to John Hunter hospital (while being drunk themself), got the doc to pop my shoulder back in, dropped me home, and then they went back to camp and I woke up at home alone with a killer hangover lol

Ever since then I've toned down my drinking somewhat Wink

Anyone tried Absinthe? I wanna get my hands on some with the wormwood in it, apparently its like 80% alcohol or something, and green!

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 07:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ian, didnt TJ have a little incident with 151?

151 is 151 proof, and it has a "built in flame suppressor" and alot of warning on the bottles, its the weapon of choice for most flame breathers.

and at BWS (cheapest place around Perth), costs $70

absinthe is illegal here, because the wormwood is (im told) and ingredient used in making LSD, as such, its illegal.

they have this "green fairy" absinthe, but its only 60%, not the real shit, and it retails for around $40-$50 depending if you can find it.

i think im going to drop back to drinking beer from now one, bourbon is just way too hard (read: expensive)

mmmm, stella artois

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 07:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
stella artois is bad shit mmm kay, known as wife beater in england, because of the preservatives in it when the men over there get drunk it sends em nuts and they bash their wives. Very Happy
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 07:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
^^^^
lol really !
I drink corona's when i'm out or if i'm just with mates boags draught.

Every stupid thing i've done involved alcohol, it's strange how they seem like the best idea ever when ur drunk but when u wake up you really regret it.

I'm not sure if ive talked about it before but i'll add it here incase i haven't it's one of my fave drunk stories.


My make yorick is a bit shorter than us only by about 6 inches tho.
Anyway one night he drank a full bottle of vodka to himself and needless to say at 17 it killed him.
Well he ended up spewing all over himself, so i said "there is noway you are coming back in here covered in spew". He stumbled around the house looking for an open window for maybe 10 mins and couldn't find one so he decided to get down to his scruds.
While he had his pants around his ankles he lost balance and fell but instead of getting up he decided to try taking his top off aswell.
I sent my sisters friend out to see what he was up to and we hear this hysterical laughter.
So we run outside and see him in his back in the garden with his top over his head and his pants around his ankles.
So we help him out of his clothes and got him a t shirt.

I had a skirt a girl left at my house so we told him it was shorts and he chucked them on. He wasn't very lady like at all sitting with his legs open etc.
He ended up passing out so we put him to bed.
But before he got to bed we drew all over him, i mean ALL Over him he almost looked like a black drag queen.

Well the next morning my housemate needed a hand to push start his car so he got yoz (the bloke in the skirt) i heard the conversation it went a bit like this.
Apples: "hey yoz can u help me push start my car man ? sorry to wake u up"
Yoz: "yeah mate no worries fuck i'm hungover, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK I'M COVERED IN WRITING THOSE FUCK STICKS !!!"
Apples: "don't worry it will wash off"

Yoz goes to have a shower and as he undresses i hear
"WHAT THE FUCK I'M WEARING A SKIRT !!!!!!!!!!"


I laughed so hard i could see stars.


Sorry for the long post i just love that story

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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 08:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Quote:

Anyone tried Absinthe? I wanna get my hands on some with the wormwood in it, apparently its like 80% alcohol or something, and green!


ahh absinthe.

so many memories... or no memories...?!? i cant remember... Rolling Eyes
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 10:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing @ the roadworker and mookie's skirt story

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 10:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
BlackSupra wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 22:01

CLG wrote on Tue, 07 June 2005 21:44


She/he hid it very well for the next four years then!!!



MANGINA!

Very Happy



*while drunk* "fuck me love, never seen a 6 inch clit before"
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 14:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I have a nice bottle of chartreusse green in my cupboard atm - and i have had a night of just that shit and the real absinthe.PLus a bottle of champagne before all of it

Now thats is
a)wasted
b)tripping out and
c)fekkin awesome!!!!

Whilst shotting the absinthe, you're meant to light a teaspoon of sugar and melt it into it, well by my 5th i was just shotting them on fire and chasing them with chartreuse. Was such a great night
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Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Thu, 09 June 2005 14:09 Go to previous message
if you do a search there was an awesome absinthe thread till somebody got all high and mighty and ruined it
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