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PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Thu, 16 June 2005 12:48 Go to next message
Im making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out whose naughty and nice...

Youve used them, we all have. Time to confess. Embarassed

::Dr. Love grabs some ice from his drink and smashes it on the floor::
Now ive broken the ice, lets talk.

Somebody get me my library card, cause im checking you out.

edit: i will be using the entire list the next time i go out (assuming that i need to go through the entire list before one works Smile )

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Thu, 16 June 2005 12:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
dont really know any pickup lines.

just walk up "hi, my names eldar, wanna dance/can i buy you a drink"

although, getting a females phone number, after ive made aquiantences, i walk up and poke them with my phone.

they grab it and chuck their number in.

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Thu, 16 June 2005 13:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
so Dr Love ran out of love huh? Laughing

edit: that wasn't a pick up line

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Thu, 16 June 2005 13:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I don't like pick up lines it looks like the guy is trying too hard. If all else fails, try being sincere and just having a normal conversation without using corny lines
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Thu, 16 June 2005 14:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
soarerchic wrote on Thu, 16 June 2005 23:48

I don't like pick up lines it looks like the guy is trying too hard. If all else fails, try being sincere and just having a normal conversation without using corny lines


Heh... I'd use something so corny and stupid it would actually make the girl laugh. That way there is no need to break the ice; its already broken Razz
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Thu, 16 June 2005 14:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
[/quote] Heh... I'd use something so corny and stupid it would actually make the girl laugh. That way there is no need to break the ice; its already broken Razz [/quote]

Surely you have enough natural wit and charm without resorting to corny and stupid Smile
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 00:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hay baby u like Chocolate because ive got half a bar
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 00:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
puzzle man wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 10:29

hay baby u like Chocolate because ive got half a bar


Mate... aren't you married?? Razz No more pick up lines for you!

As for having natural wit and charm... well, some of us aren't bestowed with every talent from birth Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 00:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i love it how guys have to actually try to get a girl to like them, all i have to do is sit on the train to work minding my own business and guys start talking to me Smile
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
missa -> Yeah I don't do the whole talking to strange girls thing anymore - there's no point to it at all! Chicks dig the attention too much as well Razz

As for a pick up line, hmmm - I only know crap ones like "Is that a mirror in your pocket or can I see me in your pants". Or - uhhh - "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?". Anyone who actually knows good/useable pick up lines is a lame-o hehehe
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Scene: a crowded noisy night club where you have to yell to speak to someone

Guy: "would you like to dance"

Girl: "NO!"

Guy: "I said you look fat in those pants hehehe" Guy walks away.


Pick up lines are like using lures for fishing, I have never seen anyone use either successfully Very Happy
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Not that i use these pic up lines i found some of them pretty funny,
1. "Come on you'll do" Laughing
2. "I may be ugly but im the only guy talking to u"
3. Guy: "wanna come back to mine for sex and pizza?"
Girls: "No"
Guy: "U dont like pizza?"
Cant remember any others but will grab some more if i find them.
Warning: Use these pick up lines at your own risk, i take no responsibility for any outcomes Razz
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Who needs pick-up lines when you drive COROLLA Wink
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"Why don't you come over and sit on my lap.. and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"...

This is guaranteed to either get you a laugh.... or a knee to the nuts Razz
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 12:32

Who needs pick-up lines when you drive COROLLA Wink

yeah cos all the poofs are already chasing you
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 02:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
missa wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 08:51

i love it how guys have to actually try to get a girl to like them, all i have to do is sit on the train to work minding my own business and guys start talking to me Smile



Its because you are good looking. (Assuming thats you in the Avatar)

If you were unattractive, you would have a very peaceful, quiet trip to work.

It takes some balls to talk to strange girls, so guys are not going to go through the effort to talk to some strange girl thats going to frighten the shit out of them when they wake up next to them.

Thats what beers for Laughing


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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 03:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ROFL! Man there are some classics there. Ah, this kinda isn't a line but its retalliation -
guy: "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
girl: "......unfertilised...."
Thanks
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 03:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 12:11

Pick up lines are like using lures for fishing, I have never seen anyone use either successfully Very Happy


I've caught plenty of fish with lures Razz Never really needed to try pickup lines, I do fine without Smile

Here's a few to keep you amused though Wink

http://ribfeast.no-ip.com/pickuplines.txt
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 05:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
[quote title=ke382TG wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 12:11]Scene: a crowded noisy night club where you have to yell to speak to someone

Guy: "would you like to dance"

Girl: "NO!"

Guy: "I said you look fat in those pants hehehe" Guy walks away.


lol thats funny!! any chick thats says no rudely deserves that
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 05:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
this is sorta a pick up line i guess...

You see the girl you want to approach and you say "excuse me" to get her to stop whatever she was doing and then follow that with "I just wanted to say Thanks".

Now any girls will be thinking wtf? right about now and will presumably ask why is that?

you then continue by saying "Have you ever had one of those days where you just dont feel right? Where your not really happy, but your not really sad? (she will say yes) Then suddenly as your going about your own business you somehow manage to bump into someone with an incredible smile that just lightens up the entire room and makes you feel happy for the rest of the day?"

She will then smile and blush etc and KABOOM, your into a convo with her without her feeling like your trying to hard or just trying to get her into bed Very Happy
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 05:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
thug_immortal wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 15:36

this is sorta a pick up line i guess...

You see the girl you want to approach and you say "excuse me" to get her to stop whatever she was doing and then follow that with "I just wanted to say Thanks".

Now any girls will be thinking wtf? right about now and will presumably ask why is that?

you then continue by saying "Have you ever had one of those days where you just dont feel right? Where your not really happy, but your not really sad? (she will say yes) Then suddenly as your going about your own business you somehow manage to bump into someone with an incredible smile that just lightens up the entire room and makes you feel happy for the rest of the day?"

She will then smile and blush etc and KABOOM, your into a convo with her without her feeling like your trying to hard or just trying to get her into bed Very Happy



woah ho ho you soft cock!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 05:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
its not my thing, my mate uses it all the time.
It seems to work for him though as he has a high success rate with it.

im more a introduce yourself n try n get em to laugh n lighten up type of guy

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 06:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 15:41

thug_immortal wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 15:36

this is sorta a pick up line i guess...

You see the girl you want to approach and you say "excuse me" to get her to stop whatever she was doing and then follow that with "I just wanted to say Thanks".
...etc etc etc...
She will then smile and blush etc and KABOOM, your into a convo with her without her feeling like your trying to hard or just trying to get her into bed Very Happy



woah ho ho you soft cock!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



Laughing Laughing Laughing that way is ghey
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 06:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"did you just fart? , cause you blew me away" lol heard it on tv ages ago.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 06:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"Is that a ladder on your leg or a stairway to heaven?"

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 07:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
julian wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 16:50

"Is that a ladder on your leg or a stairway to heaven?"

Julzy


Dude..wtf.. I hope you're female. By the looks of things you aren't though.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 07:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
that could be taken two ways. he did say ladder on you LEG not in you pants
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 07:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
fat penguin....



its a good ice breaker Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 14:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
my brother had a good one,

him: do you like sucking dick?

chick: (punches him in the eye 5 times)

another one of his favorites

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"


i think the best one is "hi" but one worth trying is going up and asking if they would like a drink, then tell them what you want and have them pay for both. makes her think, and you get a free drink

or "what's a pig like you doing in a nice place like this?"

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Fri, 17 June 2005 23:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i picked up one of the best chicks ever after i got dared to walk up and in a really unconfident voice and say......
sooo.... do you like,,, stuff?? Laughing

she cracked up! i quickly explained that it was a dare and we ended up rooting for days Very Happy
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 01:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
riceburna73 wrote on Sat, 18 June 2005 09:38

i picked up one of the best chicks ever after i got dared to walk up and in a really unconfident voice and say......
sooo.... do you like,,, stuff?? Laughing

she cracked up! i quickly explained that it was a dare and we ended up rooting for days Very Happy


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 01:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i reacon pick up lines are just funny. i use em to have a laugh, n if u claim that u dont need them, ur a cocky fucker rnt ya Razz lol

here ones,
guy: Hey, you wanna, uhhh, dance?
girl: oh, no i think ill be okay. (or wateva nic way of saying 'no').
guy: oh come on, i lowered my standards for you...


i wouldnt recommened using that one and expecting to much more than a slap in the face. ahahahha
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 02:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I don't ask girls to dance and if i do i don't meant it.
I'm no usher.

Here is a funny one.

Dude: have you ever tripped over a tree stump ?
Girl: No
Dude: How about a root ?

Once i was really drunk at a party at my house and i saw this girl sitting by herself on the couch drinking champagne.
That song "wifey" by next was on and i mimed all the words to the song while looking her dead in the eye and she just about jumped me !

I fucked her without saying a single word to her !
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 02:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
my pick up line lies in my pants, just unzip and let it do the talking Very Happy

no seriously now,

"I got $50 and a rolla, wanna dance?"

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 05:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"hi, my name is poh whats your favourite colour?"

chicks dig that shit Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 07:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hi,

I'm married so lukcily I don't have to resort to pick-up lines.

Though sometimes it's fun when a girl smiles at me to say "Back off bitch, I'm married".

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 09:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"I think I like you" - doesn't work Rolling Eyes

"I own a supra, please date me" - too afraid to test, too many rejections with the first one has me hurt.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 09:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Sat, 18 June 2005 19:19


"I own a supra, please date me"


LOL Surprised That would probably work for a few minutes... until they find out which exact model supra we had Razz
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sat, 18 June 2005 13:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
personally i sum up the situation, if they look like they crave attention i leave em alone.. forget em im not here to stroke anyones ego and girls are the worst for it.. i also hate drink hussies Mad ill never buy em a drink until ive got somewhere 1st,
but anyways a line is
"are you a postman?"
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"because i thought i just saw you checkin out my package" Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sun, 19 June 2005 01:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
That shirt is very becoming on you....

Of course if i was on you, i'd becoming too!


Havent tried it, except with good chick mates,

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sun, 19 June 2005 03:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hey i'm sorry but could you show me that beautiful smile again ?
*she smiles and blushes*

Oh wow those are the best teeth i've ever dreamt of cumming across !
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sun, 19 June 2005 08:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing some classics here. In all honesty pick-up lines are just for a laugh. My current girlfriend approached me, so i didn't have to do a thing Razz

Possible pick-up line:
"Can we play army? I lay down and you blow the fuck out of me" Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Sun, 19 June 2005 16:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
The best one I've heard was one that was used on me years ago:

"Will you get on with me?"

"Uh...no...sorry..."

<He goes away, then comes back>

"Do you want to get on with my friend?"

Laughing

Lamest I've heard:

"Hi Angel, say hi to Charlie for me"
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Mon, 20 June 2005 06:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
This may sound implausible, but:

Me: Whopper "with cheese" meal please. .
Her: Scchheweww cchhh cchhh sssshhhhhh hhhh
Me: No, regular is fine . . . . . .
Her: SccchhhhhhDrive chhThrough Pleassscchcchchhh

Much grinning and gushing from the (cute) drive-thru chick followed.. . . Very Happy Sadly I didn't press home the advantage, but long story short,



Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !




Who woulda thunk it, eh?
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Mon, 20 June 2005 07:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 14:57


Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !




Try it without a prop and I bet you choke.

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Mon, 20 June 2005 07:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 14:57

Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !
Thats cos there is a million other ones around for her to gain a recognization of it.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Mon, 20 June 2005 08:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
erioticar wtf are u on about????????

Its a joke carm down, Very Happy
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Mon, 20 June 2005 11:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
julian wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 18:59

erioticar wtf are u on about????????

Its a joke carm down, Very Happy


Yeah man, don't stress.. I figured it was a joke, I was just a little intrigued as to the validity of it. Was a little worried at the results if I were to use it on a female.
Embarassed Evil or Very Mad
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Tue, 21 June 2005 00:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
alrighty, looks like ive got some entertainment at some girls expense next time i go out wit da boys Smile
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Tue, 21 June 2005 01:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
acreese wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 17:11

st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 20 June 2005 14:57


Chicks DIG the Skyline ! !



Try it without a prop and I bet you choke.

Razz

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME ! ? ! ? ! Shocked

I'd have to punch MYSELF if I rolled up next to a beautiful chicky-babe and tried some : "Look at my car - it's hot like me. Get in so we can go somewhere to root."

Laughing Razz Laughing

I mean, SERIOUSLY! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Does anyone actually try that? I'm pretty sure 95% of girls couldn't give a flying-frig what cars guys drive. (as long as it's not like, totally gay)
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Tue, 21 June 2005 01:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
What about:

"My face is leaving at 10 o'clock. Be on it"






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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Tue, 21 June 2005 23:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Sat, 18 June 2005 19:19


"I own a supra, please date me" - too afraid to test, too many rejections with the first one has me hurt.


I think the best you can expect from this is pity sex.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 00:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
u - "how many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb???"
her - "ummm i dunnno"
u - "me neither... but it's enough to break the ice..."

(follow up with something witty, like.. "so... how about that weather?")

lol... there's some gold out there Laughing Laughing Laughing



and i have it on good authority that this one works well...


walk up to a girl, and say "hi, just had to let you know your beautiful" then walk off...

if she's half interesting curiosity will get the better of her, and she'll come to talk, some guy tried that with my EX, now they're together for good...
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 03:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Best pick up lines i heard are from the "family guy"

Quamister:

1. "you must be a parking ticket, cause you are mighty fine"

2. Scenario: theme park waiting in line, sees a beautiful girl, raises his hand to the top of her head, and says "you have to be this beautiful to ride the quamister"

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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 04:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hickoz_bro wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 10:49

u - "how many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb???"
her - "ummm i dunnno"
u - "me neither... but it's enough to break the ice..."

(follow up with something witty, like.. "so... how about that weather?")

lol... there's some gold out there Laughing Laughing Laughing



and i have it on good authority that this one works well...


walk up to a girl, and say "hi, just had to let you know your beautiful" then walk off...

if she's half interesting curiosity will get the better of her, and she'll come to talk, some guy tried that with my EX, now they're together for good...


ouch mate that f*cking hurts!
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 04:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
xolent wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 14:04

hickoz_bro wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 10:49

u - "how many polar bears does it take to change a light bulb???"
her - "ummm i dunnno"
u - "me neither... but it's enough to break the ice..."

(follow up with something witty, like.. "so... how about that weather?")

lol... there's some gold out there Laughing Laughing Laughing



and i have it on good authority that this one works well...


walk up to a girl, and say "hi, just had to let you know your beautiful" then walk off...

if she's half interesting curiosity will get the better of her, and she'll come to talk, some guy tried that with my EX, now they're together for good...


ouch mate that f*cking hurts!



haha... nah, it's cool, she's a cool chick, we're still friends, i wish her all the best, from what i've heard he's an awesome dude... treats her real nice, couldn't happen to a nicer girl. no hard feeling what so ever.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 09:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
saying to female bar maid "how about a pint of sit on my face" Laughing
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 09:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
fiddle dee potatoes seems to work wonders for small leprechauns (spelling????)
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 12:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Quagmire:

1. giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity

2. does this look like a q to you {rips down pants}

3. just looking at you makes my testicles wanna drop......oop.....speak of the devil.......make that devils

4. hey, i think you dropped something.....my jaw

5. So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

6. You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.

7. You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

8. If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right... Wed, 22 June 2005 12:46 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance"
"Would you like coffee, tea, or me?"
"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
.....Laughing

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