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I supported Toymods
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Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 04:29
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Friend has locked her keys in her car. Cant find another key that closely fits!
Whats the next easiest way to get into one of these shitty things?
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 04:30
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coat hanger, nrma, broken window
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 04:37
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I hear another VL key (or any other around that era) will work.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 04:41
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| Nark wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 14:37 |
I hear another VL key (or any other around that era) will work.
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Yeah this is the only way anyone has ever broken into these cars cause its so easy.
But the problem is the area I am in is populated by people with too much money. So this is the only Commonwhore in walking distance 
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Perth
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October 2003
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 04:48
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You don't necessarily need another commodore key.
I could also open H series holdens with my VK key and also newer VL's too, I think you can just about open any pre 1988 holden with that style key.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 04:48
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Smash the window.
Claim insurance because car is now written off.
Profit.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 05:01
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| gianttomato wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 14:48 |
Smash the window.
Claim insurance because car is now written off.
Profit.
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LOL I have already recommended this.
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 06:18
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scissors ?
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Adelaide
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July 2005
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 06:48
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I prescribe fire! Lots and lots of fire 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 06:53
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Its fixed now. Fork lifts rock 
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Townsville
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February 2005
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 07:30
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My gf's vl used to be like that. Any thing which would fit in the key hole would turn the lock. I opened it with a broken paddel pop stick once.
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Bayside Melbourne.
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 07:49
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Dont insurance companies give you a free windscreen or something? I heard that was part of the policy. If you're gonna break a window it should be the windscreen.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 09:37
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You ever attempted to smash a HOLE in a windscreen?
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 09:47
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| CrUZsida wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 19:37 |
You ever attempted to smash a HOLE in a windscreen?
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Yep! With the fork lift. We lost control though and damaged the rest of the car 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 09:48
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Meh, probably added value to the car.
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 12:14
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Uleah, these fully sik forklift weight will give me better traction and lift the front wheels off the ground reducing resistance.
Habbibi, you so clevah. Why cant I be like joo?
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Sydney
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 12:34
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| Cool1 wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 19:47 |
| CrUZsida wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 19:37 |
You ever attempted to smash a HOLE in a windscreen?
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Yep! With the fork lift. We lost control though and damaged the rest of the car
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Fo' Ree-al???
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 12:42
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u should have just left it an bought another one theyre only worth like $40 ? or get a toyota!
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 12:46
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At $40- they can pool the dole payments, weld two side by side and have a 4wd.
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Sydney
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 12:50
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Meh, i reckon there hot.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 21:38
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Well the idea was to lift the car with the forklift and punch a hole in the floor so the door could be unlocked.
But with my bad forklift driving I got too close to the car and damage the 2 doors. It all went down hill from there when we put the forks through the 2 driver side doors and then out the passenger side. We then proceeded to try and lift the car with the forks in the doors. Anyway the car is now fucked.
We're gonna take the hat around later today and buy the poor girl a new car.
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Kita-Ku, Sapporo, Japan
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 21:41
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| Cool1 wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 07:38 |
Well the idea was to lift the car with the forklift and punch a hole in the floor so the door could be unlocked.
But with my bad forklift driving I got too close to the car and damage the 2 doors. It all went down hill from there when we put the forks through the 2 driver side doors and then out the passenger side. We then proceeded to try and lift the car with the forks in the doors. Anyway the car is now fucked.
We're gonna take the hat around later today and buy the poor girl a new car.
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PICS OR LIFETIME BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, next time, just take the VIN number to any locksmith and they can cut you a new key on the spot... or tell me and i'll get my locksmith to do it 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 21:44
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I'll tell her to get some photos. We took it to the scrap metal place(with the fork lift) yesterday and dumped it there.
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Thu, 28 July 2005 21:48
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i don't care how you do it. i want pics of the VL with one pissed off looking (hot) chick standing next to it
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 01:09
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I have reported this thread to the moderators because Cool1 has not provided any pics of hot chick in a lesbian tryst on the bonnet of said fucked VL Commodore.
Beware Cool1, you have been warned.
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 01:12
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rofl thats classic shame no one had a video camera to film it, bye bye commodore.
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Central Coast, NSW
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February 2005
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 01:19
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you've got to be joking right....
you... wanted to LIFT UP THE CAR... to PUNCH A HOLE IN THE FLOOR... so you could... unlock the car?!
damn, it would've been easier just to bust the lock
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 01:22
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| Merudo wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 11:19 |
you've got to be joking right....
you... wanted to LIFT UP THE CAR... to PUNCH A HOLE IN THE FLOOR... so you could... unlock the car?!
damn, it would've been easier just to bust the lock
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You can see a busted lock. You cant see a hole in the floor with the carpet covering it! Plus what do you expect? It was the end of the day and everyone was bored.
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Central Coast, NSW
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February 2005
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 01:25
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Oh i wasn't having a go at your methodology.
Moreso, just finding it hard to come to grips you totalled a car with a forklift while trying to lift it up to punch a hole in the floor to get into the cr to unlock it! LOL
*pants*
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 03:56
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pics and story should be added to the "stupid things you've seen" thread...
i'm just waiting till that thread gets long enough so i can steal all the stories put them in a book and make millions
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 04:59
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| Cool1 wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 11:22 |
| Merudo wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 11:19 |
you've got to be joking right....
you... wanted to LIFT UP THE CAR... to PUNCH A HOLE IN THE FLOOR... so you could... unlock the car?!
damn, it would've been easier just to bust the lock
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You can see a busted lock. You cant see a hole in the floor with the carpet covering it! Plus what do you expect? It was the end of the day and everyone was bored.
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was it something like
"i bet you can't open the door..."
" i bet i can.. with this forklift......"
dammit.. i'm bored, american beer sucks and i want pics heh heh
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 05:41
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You didn't expect to damage the doors turning it on it's side to punch a hole in the floor. You should have got the westside turks around. If anyone could break into a VL it's them
Oldkrola: WTF are you doing drinking american beer in japan? You should be eating stuff that if identified you'd run away and kirin or asahi.
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 05:43
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| clubagreenie wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 15:41 |
You didn't expect to damage the doors turning it on it's side to punch a hole in the floor. You should have got the westside turks around. If anyone could break into a VL it's them
Oldkrola: WTF are you doing drinking american beer in japan? You should be eating stuff that if identified you'd run away and kirin or asahi.
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he's in america atm
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new castle
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 06:27
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AMERICAN BEER IS LIKE HAVEING SEX IN A CANNOE
ITS FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER
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Canberra
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July 2005
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 06:31
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Ahhhhh, the flexibility of the old forklift  . A dude at work was taking something off a back of a truck with our forklift. This thing was on top of many many pallets of cereal boxes. Somehow, the forks were too low, so somehow, the forks ended up stuck in cereal boxes . You have never seen a truck driver so dang cranky! At least everyone else was laughing... With the exception being the driver of the forklift.
I must say, the idea of punching a hole in the floor to get at the keys is suave. But destroying a VL commodore in the execution of that plan is pure genius! I wish someone did that to more VL's! 
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Re: Stupid VL question
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Fri, 29 July 2005 06:54
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| oldcorollas wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 14:59 |
"i bet you can't open the door..."
" i bet i can.. with this forklift......"
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Actually I got the fork lift to move the car off the street so no one would steal it over night. Once I had it in a more secure location. someone suggested that we put a hole in the floor to reach in and unlock it. So i went to put the forks under the car again but edged forward a tad to close and damaged the doors Got carried away from there on
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