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Sydney, NSW
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May 2002
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HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Mon, 07 July 2003 08:48
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HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER, FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!
Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Chully Bun - Esky
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanning a stream
Sex - one less than sivven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
Cuds - children
Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Munce - usually served on toast
Dick Cheese - Deck Chairs
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Location:
Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Mon, 07 July 2003 15:08
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HAHAHA
ahh reading that out loud was so funny
expecially seeing as i know a virry accented newzealender
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 08 July 2003 02:12
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MICHAEL! Oh MICHAEL!??!!!
Jizz shut cuz, what you be spicken about here hey?
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Location:
ballarat
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April 2003
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 08 July 2003 03:10
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"can i sit in your dick cheese?"
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neverland
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September 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 08 July 2003 09:34
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yeah i should copy it and send it to the rest of my family in auckland hehe now that would be funny shit
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 08 July 2003 10:30
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We have a new Receptionist at work... She has just come over from NZ so I made a copy and took it to work today... She was laughing all day cause all the guys in the office kept saying stuff that was on the list all day... Especially the mechanic related ones...
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 08 July 2003 10:56
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i better writew these down - im off over there in 3 weeks time !
on a sivvin four sivven i think - flying ear new zulland 
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May 2003
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Sun, 13 July 2003 13:34
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Thats the funniest shit. There were two NZ chicks that used to go to school with me and that is exactly what they sound like. You gotta read em aloud tho or it doesnt have the same effect.
MEL
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Location:
On your mum!
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May 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Mon, 14 July 2003 06:43
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Thet's sem funny shut eh bro?
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Club Member
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Sydney, NSW
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May 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Mon, 14 July 2003 09:24
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Thats it Mel, they have to be read out aloud...
The NZ chic thats at work sounds exactly the same as them aswell...
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Club Member
Location:
sydney
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May 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Mon, 14 July 2003 10:11
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jeez you aussies talk funny hey bro 
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Mon, 14 July 2003 11:07
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the wharehouse manager of Jaycar is a Kiwi, and the other day he brought in his gumboots and demonstrated what they do with them in new zuland!! 
Jeizus!
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Location:
Brisbane
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June 2003
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 22 July 2003 10:09
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Another one they love is going down the pub to have a game of pool... as in white ball, eight ball, and 2 large sticks.....
but to them it means going down the pub to have a game of pull... we kindly explain we werent going for personal attention time..
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 26 July 2005 11:44
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Bringing this back up...damn thats funny .
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Location:
Brisbane
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March 2005
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 26 July 2005 12:46
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lol, not bad
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Location:
Adelaide
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July 2005
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Wed, 27 July 2005 07:32
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its funny cos its true
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Location:
Somewhere on a dirt bowl ...
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August 2004
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Wed, 27 July 2005 08:19
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Yar not wrong There's a kiwi chef at work and she was knocked on the floor when i hung it up at work and the rest of us started talkin InZed
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I Supported Toymods
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Wollongong
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Sun, 31 July 2005 08:06
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thats sick brew!
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Location:
Sydney
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February 2005
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Sun, 31 July 2005 12:36
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I saw some guy on the idiot box, and he was doing some car crash investigation, and i was completely baffled as to why he kept refering to the "rum"...i was like, man this guy is shitfaced, untill it clicked, rum - rim - rum - rim.
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Location:
Adelaide
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April 2004
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Re: HOW TO SPEAK NEW ZEALANDER
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Tue, 02 August 2005 02:56
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definately the funniest accent in the entire world
laughed so hard reading those aloud
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