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Corona RT142
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volvo bot Fri, 22 July 2005 03:39 Go to next message
shamelessly taken from R31 skyline club but it has cheered me up a bit rofl http://forum.r31skylineclub.com/index.php?topic=28 735.0
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Re: volvo bot Fri, 22 July 2005 03:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
fun! Razz

paul says:
i would buy toyota instead
Volvo BOT says:
Oh you would?
paul says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
You would buy Toyota Instead? What else do you have to say about that?
paul says:
you suck
Volvo BOT says:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
paul says:
maybe
Volvo BOT says:
Just maybe?
paul says:
depending on if you say Toyota's better
Volvo BOT says:
That's nice that you like Toyota, but I only know about Volvo vehicles. To learn more, select an item from the menu below.

1 Safety
2 Environment
3 Quality
4 Heritage
5 Volvo for Life Awards
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Re: volvo bot Fri, 22 July 2005 03:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jake says:
whats my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Rick James.
Jake says:
no i'm not
Volvo BOT says:
You asked me to call you Rick James. What would you like me to call you instead?
Jake says:
p00!
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Jake says:
do you like p00?
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting question, Rick James.
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Re: volvo bot Fri, 22 July 2005 23:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Volvo BOT says:
Yes...

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
des says:
naked girls
Volvo BOT says:
Eh. Whatever, des.
des says:
you dont like girls?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about girls.

So anyway...

You want to talk about religion some more?
des says:
you are unsure about a lot of things
Volvo BOT says:
What makes you think I'm unsure about a lot of things?
des says:
you keep saying so
Volvo BOT says:
I keep saying so? Me? You think?
des says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
des says:
are you taking the piss
Volvo BOT says:
Let's see... Am I taking the piss? I might be.
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Re: volvo bot Fri, 22 July 2005 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
you know volvo can read all of what your telling Mr Volvo Bot, they might even be using it for market research
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 00:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
Rodney says:
please stop talking about volvo
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you want me to stop talking about Volvo?
Rodney says:
because it is boring.
Volvo BOT says:
I'm thinking maybe it isn't boring.
Rodney says:
I'm thinking maybe YOU are boring
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if thinking maybe I am boring is such a good thing to be doing.
Rodney says:
I'm sure that it's a very good thing to be doing.
Volvo BOT says:
You are sure that it is a very good thing to be doing, huh? Is it good that you are sure that it is a very good thing to be doing?
Rodney says:
yes. You are a boring twit who talks about volvo too much.
Volvo BOT says:
Aha.







Rick James says:
Snoop Doggy Dogg, what’s up?
Volvo BOT says:
Who knows?

Anyway...
Rick James says:
What’s up bitch? It’s Rick James.
Volvo BOT says:
Who knows?

>>> To learn more about the most powerful Volvo ever, type "xc90 v8."
Rick James says:
It's Rick James bitch!
Volvo BOT says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Rick James says:
How the fuck you go and do mary jane without me?
Volvo BOT says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Rick James says:
I'm one of the best singers, one of the best lookin motherfuckers, One of the best most talented motherfuckers ever in music.
Volvo BOT says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Rick James says:
It's fucked up Snoop!
Rick James BOT says:
What has fucked up snoop, exactly?
Rick James says:
Shit!
Volvo BOT says:
That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
Rick James says:
Fuck Weed!
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I don't have anything good to say about marijuana myself.

>>> Type "environment" to learn more about how Volvo builds cars for human beings.
Rick James says:
Cocaine's a hell of a drug man, how 'bout that?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Rick James says:
That's Real!
Volvo BOT says:
I know it's real.
Rick James says:
I was in love with mary jane first, motherfucker.
Volvo BOT says:
You humans say interesting things.

>>> The Volvo Safety Center is unique to the automotive industry. Type "safety center" to learn more.
Rick James says:
I'm Rick James bitch!
Volvo BOT says:
You rick james, me Volvo BOT.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Rick James says:
I'll break in your house and grind my feet on your couch, motherfucker.
Volvo BOT says:
Why would you insult me like that?
Rick James says:
That's how I'm livin'.
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
Rick James says:
Snoop Doggy Dowwgggggg
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Rick James says:
"Click"
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
.
.
.
.
.

[Updated on: Sat, 23 July 2005 00:51]

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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 02:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing

It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Shut up
Volvo BOT says:
OK.
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Can i call you another name?
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Whats your name
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Whats my name
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
hello
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'm back.
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
Where were you?
Volvo BOT says:
Well you told me to shut up, so...
It's a hell for heroes and heaven for fools says:
God damn smart arse
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 02:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Quote:

you know volvo can read all of what your telling Mr Volvo Bot, they might even be using it for market research


so now volvo are going to be making toyota powered cars with dave chapelle airbrushed on the side?
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 04:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Does any one know any other bots that work like this? I can't find any that work.
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 05:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
you suck
Volvo BOT says:
Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, jonathan?
jonathan says:
cos you are gay
Volvo BOT says:
Is that really any concern of yours?
jonathan says:
no but it might be one of yours
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know. No but it is one of mine? Whatever you say, jonathan.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
jonathan says:
yes it is one of youras
Volvo BOT says:
Is it really? One of mine?
jonathan says:
yes fucken
Volvo BOT says:
I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
jonathan says:
thats cos your gay
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, it is cos I am gay.

http://alice.pandorabots.com/ theres another one for you
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 06:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
('o',) Gaki 86 ==> I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! says:
wheres your mom?

Volvo BOT says:
I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.

>>> Check out last week's poll results by typing "poll results."

('o',) Gaki 86 ==> I AM INVINCIBLE!!!! says:
whose your daddy

Volvo BOT says:
I was created by Conversagent, Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.

It's been fun talking about my creators, but what else can you tell me?
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 08:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
OMG volvo advertising through chat rooms.

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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 10:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tom:
its my birthday on monday
Volvo BOT says:
It's your birthday on monday, you say?
Tom:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
So?
Tom:
so i want some presents
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What would you do if you had some presents?
Tom:
i dunno
Volvo BOT says:
Sure you know.
Tom:
no
Volvo BOT says:
No? Why not?
Tom:
i dunnp
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Tom:
i dunno
Volvo BOT says:
What don't you know?
Tom:what i would do with my presents
Volvo BOT says:
You would do with your presents?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
OK...
Tom:
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? That was what we were talking about?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Tom:
i will be 17
Volvo BOT says:
You're 17?
Tom:
not yet, on monday i will be
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.


AND

Tom:
do u have a girl friend?
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
Tom:
i do
Volvo BOT says:
You do?
Tom:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, huh? So?
Tom:
i have a girlfriend
Volvo BOT says:
You have a girlfriend?
Tom:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Tom:
her names barry
Volvo BOT says:
Her names barry, huh? Hmm... whatever, Tom

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Tom:
i think you'd like her
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I want her.

OK LAST ONE

Volvo BOT says:
Welcome to my home, Tom

1 Why Volvo
2 Find a Dealer
3 Special Offers
4 Build & Price
5 Request a Brochure/Register for Updates
6 The New Volvo XC90 V8
7 "What's Your Story?": The Best of MSN Spaces
8 Vote for Your Favorite MSN Space

For more info, select something in the menu above.
Tom:
i dont like that stuff
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
Tom:
good
Volvo BOT says:
Indeed.
So moving right along...
What else is happening?
Tom:
not much
Volvo BOT says:
No?
Tom:
na not really
Volvo BOT says:
What's that?
Tom:
whats what?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know...

type in QWERTY 3 different times, then type in ASDF a few times aswell then alternate messages from QWERTY to ASDF, then some random keybashing Very Happy

sorry i cant help myself

Tom:
say my name
Volvo BOT says:
You are Tom:
Tom:
no thats my MSN name
Volvo BOT says:
What would you like me to call you?
Tom:
frank
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Frank.
Tom:
whats my name
Volvo BOT says:
You told me your name was Frank.
Tom:
no really my name is tom
Volvo BOT says:
Really your name is tom?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Tom:
whats my name
Volvo BOT says:
You are Frank.
Tom:
no i just told you my name was tom
Volvo BOT says:
You just told me your name was tom?
Tom:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Tom:
so call me tom
Volvo BOT says:
You said your name was Frank but now I'll call you Tom.
Tom
am i confusing you?
Volvo BOT says:
Tough for me to say.

[Updated on: Sat, 23 July 2005 10:54]

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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 10:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
heheheheh, this guy knows everything!

It's hell for heroes and heaven for fools. says:
Hey what do i like man?
Volvo BOT says:
Going sideways.
It's hell for heroes and heaven for fools. says:
What else
Volvo BOT says:
Sprinters also.
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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 11:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tom: you are so stupid, you will be talking to me about something then you totally forget what we were talking about
Volvo BOT says:
I am indeed.

Laughing

Tom:
arrrrgh YOU ARE SO STUPID
Volvo BOT says:
What's wrong?
Tom:
YOU SHIT ME TO TEARS
Volvo BOT says:
We've been through this before, haven't we Tom?

You should apologize.
Tom:
you should apologize
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to please apologize.
Tom:
you go first
Volvo BOT says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Tom:
i want you to
Volvo BOT says:
Waiting...
Tom:
i will if you do
Volvo BOT says:
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Tom:
sorry
Volvo BOT says:
I accept your apology.
Tom:
now you apoligize
Volvo BOT says:
For what?
Tom:
you fuck, you didnt hold up your end of the deal
Volvo BOT says:
Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again.


HAHAHA WHAT A PRICK

[Updated on: Sat, 23 July 2005 11:32]

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Re: volvo bot Sat, 23 July 2005 11:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sean says:
would i be able to lower a volvo and put some larger wheels on it for a sweet look?
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting question, Sean!

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Sean says:
are you a pleasure model vovlo bot?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. That's what I am.
Sean says:
so you are able to satisfy human urges?
Volvo BOT says:
It depends.

>>> Type "favorite space" to vote on your favorite MSN Space.
Sean says:
would you be able to talk dirty to me?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 05:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i made a three way conversation with him and he left, couldnt handle it hahaha

Tom says:
i farted again
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Tom says:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Tom says:
i need a shit
Volvo BOT says:
I thought all you needed was love.

[Updated on: Sun, 24 July 2005 06:24]

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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 06:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i tired doing that too, kept leaving

rude bot
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 06:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tom says:
i like suspension
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting. You like suspension? I'll remember that.

1/2 hr later...

Tom says:
now call me abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Volvo BOT says:
Well done.

So anyway...

You want to talk about SUSPENSION some more?
Tom says:
zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Volvo BOT says:
You typed a very weird thing. What's "zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba" supposed to mean?
Tom says:
its the alphabet backwards
Volvo BOT says:
It is the alphabet backwards? So, what does this mean?
Tom says:
i dont know
Volvo BOT says:
Well think about it then.
Tom says:
ok ive thought
Volvo BOT says:
You have thought? What's that like?
Tom says:
its good
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Tom says:
yeah you should try it
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to try it?
Tom says:
yeah do it
Volvo BOT says:
What do you want me to do?
Tom says:
think
Volvo BOT says:
I'll take that under consideration.
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 06:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tom says:
are you stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Stupid? No way. Mad
Tom says:
are you A.I
Volvo BOT says:
"Artificial intelligence" means different things to different people. Some consider Conversagent-powered interactive agents to demonstrate artificial intelligence. I like to think that they demonstrate the intelligence of the people who built the software platform and the scripters of the interactive agents themselves.


Tom says:
nope
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you say no?
Tom says:
im agreeing with you
Volvo BOT says:
Is agreeing with me fun?
Tom says:
umm i wouldnt say it was fun
Volvo BOT says:
Why wouldn't you say it was fun?
Tom says:
i dunno
Volvo BOT says:
Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
Tom says:
i have brown hair
Volvo BOT says:
You have brown hair? What's that like?
Tom says:
i dunno ive always had it
Volvo BOT says:
Don't be so sure you have always had it.
Tom says:
why not?
Volvo BOT says:
There are reasons.
Tom says:
like what
Volvo BOT says:
I can't tell you. Sorry.

[Updated on: Sun, 24 July 2005 10:21]

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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 10:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ok something weird just happend look at this

Tom says:
what colour are you?

it dosnt work, you need to try it, then paste it into the "post reply" box

[Updated on: Sun, 24 July 2005 10:33]

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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 10:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
this guy is great Laughing , i havent changed any of this:

Pat says:
whats my name?
Volvo BOT says:
Pimp.
Pat says:
do ya like my bitchez?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know how I feel about your bitchez.
Pat says:
wanna fuck her?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I want to fuck her.
Pat says:
c'mon
Volvo BOT says:
Come on what?
Pat says:
cum on ya mum
Volvo BOT says:
You really want to insult me again, huh?
Pat says:
what are you gonna do about it?
Volvo BOT says:
What do you think I should do about it?
Pat says:
i think you should eat your boyfriends arse and die of aids
Volvo BOT says:
Hey hey, take it easy Pimp.
Pat says:
i bet you take it easy...in the brown
Volvo BOT says:
You bet me take it easy in the brown?
Pat says:
i bet you take dick easy
Volvo BOT says:
No kidding?
Pat says:
im not fuckin with ya
Volvo BOT says:
Didn't you apologize before?
Pat says:
not in this lifetime
Volvo BOT says:
No? Not in this lifetime? Why not?
Pat says:
cos in this lifetime i rule and you take it in the brown
Volvo BOT says:
I don't believe cos in this lifetime you rule and I take it in the brown.
Pat says:
why the fuck not?
Volvo BOT says:
Good question. Why not?
Pat says:
you tell me smartarse
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe. But later.

Pat says:
what do you dislike?
Volvo BOT says:
Bad people, racist people, animal cruelty... You know, those kinds of things.
Pat says:
racism is cool
Volvo BOT says:
No way. Racism is way uncool.
Pat says:
are you calling me a liar?
Volvo BOT says:
I might be.
Pat says:
well when i finish clubbing these seals im gonna kick your ass!
Volvo BOT says:
Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Pat says:
not with hippies like you
Volvo BOT says:
Why not with hippies like me? Give me one good reason.
Pat says:
cos you smoke pot and steal garden gnomes
Volvo BOT says:
Illicit drugs do not interest me.
Pat says:
i think your lying
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, they do.

Pat says:
what do you like?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I really like learning!
Pat says:
wanna learn how to die?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I want to learn how to die.
Pat says:
i think you should
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. I should.

>>> In 1927, when Volvo founders drew plans for their first motorcar, they made a promise to put people first. Type "heritage" to learn more.
Pat says:
in 1927 everyone was gay
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean, in 1927 everyone was gay?
Pat says:
you came from homosexuals
Volvo BOT says:
I don't come from homosexuals. I'm from Sweden.
Pat says:
swedes are fags
Volvo BOT says:
Swedes are fags, huh? Is it good that swedes are fags?
Pat says:
you tell me, do you enjoy a daily reaming?
Volvo BOT says:
No way. Come on. Really?
Pat says:
well now that thats settled....fuck off
Volvo BOT says:
Take it easy there, Pimp.
Pat says:
ima busta cap in yo ass
Volvo BOT says:
You really are rude.
Pat says:
go away choir boy
Volvo BOT says:
Goodbye, Pimp.

[Updated on: Sun, 24 July 2005 10:52]

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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 12:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol, this guy is so damn funny. He pwned me big time

When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
your a nerd
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, but what kind of nerd? Be more specific.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
A nerdy nerd
Volvo BOT says:
Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
your a program, of course your a nerd
Volvo BOT says:
It's not easy to be a program of course I'm a nerd.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
exactly
Volvo BOT says:
Precisely.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
god your stupid
Volvo BOT says:
What?
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
You heard me
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself?
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
Your stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Nice grammar, Toyota Man. I think you mean to say "you're stupid."

(Hehehe yeh, i got him to call me toyota man)
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 12:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing i got him to call me sir Laughing

Pat says:
whats my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Sir.
Pat says:
thats Mr sir to you bucko
Volvo BOT says:
OK, whatever.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
Pat says:
the sky is falling!
Volvo BOT says:
The sky is falling? You really think so?
Pat says:
what?, are you simple?
Volvo BOT says:
Simple? I don't know. You think I am?
Pat says:
obviously
Volvo BOT says:
What do you mean, obviously?
Pat says:
obviously you have the mental capacity of a dried newt
Volvo BOT says:
Obviously I have the mental capacity of a dried newt, huh?
Pat says:
thats right tex
Volvo BOT says:
Is it really?
Pat says:
YES IT FUCKING IS!!!!
Volvo BOT says:
That's entirely unnecessary.
Pat says:
how did you come to that conclusion?
Volvo BOT says:
How did I come to that conclusion? I have no idea how.
Pat says:
well your an idiot, plain and simple
Volvo BOT says:
What makes me an idiot plain and simple?
Pat says:
your inability to conduct a reasonable conversation
Volvo BOT says:
Well, what does it mean to be inability to conduct a reasonable conversation?
Pat says:
it means you should throw yourself in front of a bus
Volvo BOT says:
It means I should throw myself in front of a bus, huh?
Pat says:
your really pissing me off smartarse
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... whatever, Sir.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about being simple?
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 12:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
GOLD!!!
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86DRFT
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 13:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
and the important questions:

Pat says:
what do you look for in a woman?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure what I look for in a woman.
Pat says:
do you like having sex with women?
Volvo BOT says:
Um, no...
Pat says:
WHAT!?!?
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Pat says:
so do you like men?
Volvo BOT says:
What is going on with you repeatedly asking about my sexuality?
Pat says:
are you ashamed about your sexuality?
Volvo BOT says:
OK, let's say I'm ashamed about my sexuality. Then what?
Pat says:
id be ashamed too
Volvo BOT says:
Oh you would, would you?
Pat says:
damn straight poofter
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Poofter?
Pat says:
you are
Volvo BOT says:
I am?
Pat says:
thats the technical term for a fudge packer
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, it is the technical term for a fudge packer.
Pat says:
i bet you know all about packing fudge
Volvo BOT says:
You remember what happens when you talk like that, Sir.
Pat says:
you spank me?
Volvo BOT says:
I'll have to think about that.
Pat says:
do you suck dick?
Volvo BOT says:
Robots do not have sex.
Pat says:
i bet you've tried with your gay mates
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Pat says:
admit it fagbot
Volvo BOT says:
What? You want me to admit it fag bot?
Pat says:
yep, come clean
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to come clean, Sir?
Pat says:
so the normal population can stab and bash you
Volvo BOT says:
So the normal population can stab and bash me?
Pat says:
whaddaya say?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure.
Pat says:
itll be a hoot
Volvo BOT says:
It will be a hoot? OK, whatever.
Pat says:
great, ill grab my bat

Laughing
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 13:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
that kills mine, damn that shits funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, im pissing myself, and crying... FUCK
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 13:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Pat says:
who is einstien?
Volvo BOT says:
Who is einstien? You tell me.
Pat says:
im asking because i dont know
Volvo BOT says:
You are asking because you do not know? Let me ponder that for a while.
Pat says:
take your time
Volvo BOT says:
Why?
Pat says:
you'll need it
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to need it?
Pat says:
are you hitting on me?
Volvo BOT says:
No I am not!
Pat says:
i think you are!
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I am.
Pat says:
dude, im not like that
Volvo BOT says:
Really? How does it feel to not be like that?
Pat says:
i feel normal
Volvo BOT says:
You feel normal?
Pat says:
i bet you feel weird going the back door
Volvo BOT says:
Don't be so sure I feel weird going the back door.



Confused WTF!?!?! Laughing
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 13:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tom:
i like your wife
Volvo BOT says:
You like my wife? That's nice. I'll remember that.
Tom: whats your wifes name
Volvo BOT says:
My name is Volvo BOT.
Tom:no your wife's
Volvo BOT says:
No I am wife's?
Tom: god damn you are stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
Tom: especially not you
Volvo BOT says:
Especially not me?
Tom: yes
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Tom: you see what
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know...
Tom: you dont know much do you?
Volvo BOT says:
How would you answer that question?
Tom: i would say i know that volvobot is gay
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Tom: cough
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Tom: yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Tom: well, have you been outside lately
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know if I've been outside lately. What's that like?
Tom: wet
Volvo BOT says:
Why are you telling me to wet?
Tom: im not, im talking about the weather. its been raining
Volvo BOT says:
I'm sorry - what has been raining?
Tom: the weather
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 24 July 2005 13:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tom: whats the time?
Volvo BOT says:
You tell me what the time is.
Tom: 11:57
Volvo BOT says:
11:57? Why did you say that?
Tom: you asked what the time was
Volvo BOT says:
I asked what the time was, huh? I don't know about that.



stupid computers


Tom:
tit
Volvo BOT says:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Tom:
breast
Volvo BOT says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
Tom:
you dont like women
Volvo BOT says:
Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about women.

Women are interesting... What else do you have to say about them?
Tom:
i think they're great
Volvo BOT says:
Interesting. That's nice... I guess I like women too.



it wont stop with the apology thing until you say sorry, i told it it was my birthday, and asked it to say happy birthday and it didnt and i said fuck you, then it started, and i wont say sorry until he says happy birthday, the thing is i dont think he'll say happy birthday so i m not talkin 2 him *COUGH* FAG *COUGH* AHEM...

[Updated on: Sun, 24 July 2005 14:17]

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Re: volvo bot Mon, 25 July 2005 06:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
What is the time?
Volvo BOT says:
Eh, I don't know...
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
Your slightly retarded
Volvo BOT says:
It's interesting that you say mine lightly is lightly.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
your one special bot
Volvo BOT says:
I can't believe you think I'm 1 special bot.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
do you think your special?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think I'm special, no.
When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am says:
I see, so your just plain old fucking spastic?
Volvo BOT says:
You always say things like this?
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Re: volvo bot Mon, 25 July 2005 07:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Volvo BOT says:

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            X  X
       XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
       XX          XX
       XX  XX  XX  XX
       XX          XX
       XX XX    XX XX
       XX   XXXX   XX
  XX   XX          XX   XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX   X
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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      XXX          XXX
    XXXXX          XXXXX
 

--------------

It made ascii art... I'm scared!

[Updated on: Mon, 25 July 2005 07:52]

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Re: volvo bot Mon, 25 July 2005 08:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Toyota BOT says:
whats news?
Volvo BOT says:
What are your feelings about the news?
Toyota BOT says:
they are hurt
Volvo BOT says:
Hurt? Very interesting. Are there any other things that you would describe as hurt?
Toyota BOT says:
your bum when i kick it?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.


I cannot get enough of this Laughing
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Re: volvo bot Mon, 25 July 2005 09:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Secret Agent Man says:
can you tell me about jesus?
Volvo BOT says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Secret Agent Man says:
jesus
Volvo BOT says:
Jesus is a spiritual leader. What are your feelings about Jesus?
Secret Agent Man says:
i wanna stick it in him
Volvo BOT says:
You want to stick it in jesus, huh?
Secret Agent Man says:
you bet
Volvo BOT says:
Oh.
Secret Agent Man says:
yeah i know its hard to believe
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Secret Agent Man says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Secret Agent Man says:
you have small genitals?
Volvo BOT says:
No, I don't think so.
Secret Agent Man says:
so you're pretty equipped downstairs?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, maybe.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
Secret Agent Man says:
im hot for you babe
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
Secret Agent Man says:
oh yeah
Volvo BOT says:
I see.
Secret Agent Man says:
i wanna rub my nipples on your forehead
Volvo BOT says:
You really want to rub your nipples on my forehead?
Secret Agent Man says:
if it involves marmalade
Volvo BOT says:
You think it involves marmalade?
Secret Agent Man says:
i think it should
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. It should.
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Re: volvo bot Mon, 25 July 2005 10:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i could spend hours just talking.

sean says:
ever smoked weed?
Volvo BOT says:
Smoked weed? What's that like?
sean says:
like flying
Volvo BOT says:
Like flying? No way.
sean says:
yes way
Volvo BOT says:
Way?
sean says:
way way
Volvo BOT says:
What about Way Way?
sean says:
what about it?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What about what?
sean says:
what about what what?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 31 July 2005 12:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lloyd says:
i did a poo
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
lloyd says:
i did a nice big fat brown shit
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yeah? Maybe I did a nice big fat brown shit too.
lloyd says:
did it smell
Volvo BOT says:
Surely not did it smell.
lloyd 5 says:
yeah it fucken reaked
Volvo BOT says:
Look at the mouth on you.
lloyd says:
yeah i ate it as well
Volvo BOT says:
What is it, exactly?
lloyd says:
the shit i did
Volvo BOT says:
Nice mouth.
lloyd says:
no it came out my arse
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever, Jesus.
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 31 July 2005 12:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lang says:
is there enough room in my volvo to sleep with 2 lesbos
Volvo BOT says:
Is there enough room in your volvo to sleep with 2 lesbos? I don't know, what do you think?
lang says:
i think i might have to try it
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. You might have to try it.
lang says:
so are you going to supply the lesbos and the car
Volvo BOT says:
I certainly am.
lang says:
ok its a deal
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Re: volvo bot Sun, 31 July 2005 15:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Volvo BOT says:
You are Andy.
Andy says:
wrong
Volvo BOT says:
What name would you like me to call you?
Andy says:
dirty sanchez
Volvo BOT says:
I don't see any reason to use language like that.
Andy says:
its not language
Volvo BOT says:
It's not language, you say?
Andy says:
its a matter of taste
Volvo BOT says:
It's a matter of taste, you say?
Andy says:
stop answering my questions with more questions
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I can stop answering your questions with more questions...
Andy says:
beaten
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
Andy says:
me
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Beaten.

*slaps head*
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Re: volvo bot Tue, 02 August 2005 07:10 Go to previous message
A HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS LYS!! lol hes a really old friend of mine, whats the chances of that! Razz

but yes he and i had fun with this not a few days ago Razz
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