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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 28 July 2005 01:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
stradlater wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 10:56

Yian: Yeah, four months.. Got any decent female friends that would be interested mate? It's been a while. heh.(I guess it's no laughing matter)

As for the car, yeah, it's not going to be sold
and you'll be the first to know when it's back up and running, it's a fair way off at the moment, but trust me, it's gonna be a monster when it gets back on the road.

But, back to the friends thing. I'm serious you know..



Haha. Will find out for you mate Laughing Sure there are a couple female friends out there who are single at the moment...
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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 28 July 2005 01:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Well, it's worth a shot hey....

Sooner rather than later, I move out next weekend. Wink

Merudo: Yes, I don't think that'd be the way to go.. Much confusion it would create.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 28 July 2005 01:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Move out? Move out where? Shocked You wont live 1 street away from me no more?
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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 28 July 2005 01:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
That's right mate, I'm moving out next weekend. Lease is up.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 28 July 2005 18:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yian wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 11:03

stradlater wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 10:56

Yian: Yeah, four months.. Got any decent female friends that would be interested mate? It's been a while. heh.(I guess it's no laughing matter)

As for the car, yeah, it's not going to be sold
and you'll be the first to know when it's back up and running, it's a fair way off at the moment, but trust me, it's gonna be a monster when it gets back on the road.

But, back to the friends thing. I'm serious you know..



Haha. Will find out for you mate Laughing Sure there are a couple female friends out there who are single at the moment...

im single n ready to migle too Very Happy
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 29 July 2005 02:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yeah I recently became single too.

I'll be up for some nights out with the Toymods boys. Most of my mates are either too poor, too lazy, or too in a relationship to enjoy a night out.

Perhaps we could go on a "lone racer" cruise. Wink lol.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 29 July 2005 03:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
If the girl really means something to you, then give it some time and keep talking to her. She may come up with a few of her own shortcomings upon reflection. If she don't then what's the problem? Ur free to be a slut whatever approach you want to take. My best advice is go out and talk to chicks with no agenda apart from just talking to chicks, (IE don't ask them for a root straight away) it's good for the ego and a worthwhile excersise to get your tuning skills happening again anyway.

It may also be the situation that as soon as you get some action again the first thing that will come to mind is, "I can't believe I put my dick in that!" (meaning the ex of course).
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 29 July 2005 05:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shakra: Yeah, we should make some sort of said cruise.. Hrm, where too hey?? Maybe we'll go make on in the victoria section:

Other Dude: Yeah, I think what's done is done now. So I'm off to "be a slut" or whatever I see fit...
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 29 July 2005 06:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lone racer cruise?

you guys have been watching too much initial D.



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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 29 July 2005 06:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Never heard of said cruise before. And I haven't seen initial D before....

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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 29 July 2005 07:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Merudo wrote on Fri, 29 July 2005 16:07

lone racer cruise?

you guys have been watching too much initial D.



l8r strdl8r

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Yeah I have actualy. Wink

The main character (Takumi) in Inital D's friend keeps going on about being a lone racer and that racers don't need girlfriends.

I thought it was fitting. Wink


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Re: Best way to get over someone Sat, 30 July 2005 06:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
So your serious about said "Lone Racer" cruise?
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sat, 30 July 2005 10:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yian wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 11:03

stradlater wrote on Thu, 28 July 2005 10:56

Yian: Yeah, four months.. Got any decent female friends that would be interested mate? It's been a while. heh.(I guess it's no laughing matter)

As for the car, yeah, it's not going to be sold
and you'll be the first to know when it's back up and running, it's a fair way off at the moment, but trust me, it's gonna be a monster when it gets back on the road.

But, back to the friends thing. I'm serious you know..



Haha. Will find out for you mate Laughing Sure there are a couple female friends out there who are single at the moment...


oi!!! wheres mine?
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sat, 30 July 2005 20:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Imagine them doing a shit and you'll be over them... :-
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sat, 30 July 2005 22:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kodoku wrote on Sun, 31 July 2005 06:13

Imagine them doing a shit and you'll be over them... :-


Hrmmm ... nicely done dude. You just turned me off my missus... Confused
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sat, 30 July 2005 23:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
well it just happend to me sorta... STORY.
i liked this girl for ages, she liked me to, but we never told each other, lalalala few months later shes with her bf and i just felf shit so i told her i loved her, she knew i did and said she did too, anyway after a month and about 70 bucks in messages, i asked her if she loved me she said "not in the way you do" i was like arrr could have told me earlier, saved me alot of money and being friends wont be so weird, but anyway im tryin 2 get over her.

in the mean time i met her friend and started on her, she likes me i like her its all cool she just knows i still have feelings for her friend so i feel i have to prove to her that im over her friend, but its hard, because i see her friend more than her, so yeah thanks for listening

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Re: Best way to get over someone Sat, 30 July 2005 23:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DUDE... be a man! Never admit u love a girl...
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 01:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
o well its, like, i dunno, i just had to tell her. anyways im like 17 so it wont last forever if you know what i mean. (and i got on with her, while she was wid her bf) he knows, oh and i did the same with this other chick, but he dosnt know i hope, he broke his wrist cause she broke up with him(WTF)so i dont really you know, he's in my auto class at school, and he's been givin me funny looks for the last 2 weeks... OOPS Very Happy
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 02:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nevermind the fact that he's been giving you funny looks. You can have solitice in the fact that you KNOW you got on with his missus while they were together.. So you've got the upper hand, whether he knows it or not. (Odds on he does, or atleast suspects it.)

Well done is all I can say. Smile
Trust me, In years to come, you'll have much more important things to regret than that.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 03:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tom210 wrote on Sun, 31 July 2005 11:26

o well its, like, i dunno, i just had to tell her. anyways im like 17 so it wont last forever if you know what i mean. (and i got on with her, while she was wid her bf) he knows, oh and i did the same with this other chick, but he dosnt know i hope, he broke his wrist cause she broke up with him(WTF)so i dont really you know, he's in my auto class at school, and he's been givin me funny looks for the last 2 weeks... OOPS Very Happy


if he gives u any guff, get the datto and do a skid on his head. Very Happy
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 06:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i had the same deal, 7months ago i told my gf of 3hrs, (well 1yr gf, 2yrs seeing prior to that. Very Happy)anyway, i told her to go away basically, and now i regret doin it. neva gave her much of a chance. 2months after that she called me, i hung up on her after bout 1minute. then regreted it for 3months till she sent me a msg which i never replied to and regret that now.

havent had any contact wif her for prolly like 2months now and im hoping to find someone asap, instead of jus random pickups all the time, its more hassle then it worth, jus get those one week gfs. or start seeing sum1, that way u can get around as much as u want, and still have the security of sex to call when the pickup falls through. Very Happy

the thing bout me is i regret everyhting i dont do. and everyhting i do, do. the words "what if" will haunt you like a mofo. try ur best to think bout the new possibilities youve open up for urself.
for all you know ull meet a 22yr old church girl, who models. its not so good that shes a church grl, but it meens that she has no shitty history you gotta find out about in 2yrs of beeing with her.

i find that alcohol and drugs work a charm in the "forget and move on" stage.
if you want to move on than you will, you jus gotta put in the hard yards.
theres not much hope asking for sum1 elses opinion, cause in the end its all on you anyway. i meen, for me, the girls, mates, alcohol, drugs, only fix the problem whilst they last. but the problem still exists. in honesty im not over her at all. but a good laugh wif the boyz is always wat im looking for to cheer me up and help out moving on.

anyway, i like porn Razz
haha
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 07:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
best way to get over someone - use a little more accellerator..

Laughing Razz Shocked Surprised Very Happy Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes

yeah yeah - you know you wanted to say it but everyones trying to be serious except for rob !

best not to dwell on the past anyway - it only holds you back
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 08:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Well, I'm happy to move on now, I think I've gotten atleast half way there..

Now, I'm just so hard up for 'loving' in the "sexual" sense. I'm not sure how to go about rectifying this yet...
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 08:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
stradlater wrote on Sun, 31 July 2005 18:26


Now, I'm just so hard up for 'loving' in the "sexual" sense. I'm not sure how to go about rectifying this yet...




Take the matter into hand Very Happy Rolling Eyes Wink
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 08:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ahem...

'Loving'

Not

"Self Gratification"
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 08:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
im sure allan will give you robs number if you asked nicely Smile
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Hrm, but I get the feeling I don't need robs number for the reasons that you are suggesting....
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Re: Best way to get over someone Sun, 31 July 2005 10:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
FWDCelica wrote on Sun, 31 July 2005 18:34

stradlater wrote on Sun, 31 July 2005 18:26


Now, I'm just so hard up for 'loving' in the "sexual" sense. I'm not sure how to go about rectifying this yet...




Take the matter into hand Very Happy Rolling Eyes Wink




HAHAHAHA, wateva works. and yes it works Rolling Eyes

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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 00:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I run my own p00 hymen removal service

Feel free to call me on 1800-HYM-EN8

Please remember your hymenation will not be tax deductable until the end of the next financial year.

I await your call
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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 00:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
tom210 wrote on Sun, 31 July 2005 11:26

o well its, like, i dunno, i just had to tell her. anyways im like 17 so it wont last forever




all the more reason not to tell her that you love her


because the fact of the matter is, if you're 17, then i would bet you you dont actually love her
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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 01:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
So rob really is gay?
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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 04:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i might be ghey, but im not gay.

once again my p00 hymenation service awaits your call.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 05:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I demand an explaination of said service!!
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rob_RA40 wrote on Mon, 01 August 2005 14:34

i might be ghey, but im not gay.

once again my p00 hymenation service awaits your call.



two much engine fumes for you! youve lost ur crackers. ahahah

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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 07:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
we offer 3 different p00 hymenation services to remove your pesky unwanted p00 hymen:

the 1st is our "Happy Fun Jailtime Experience" where my associate Allan "Long Stroke" Langford suprises you in the shower with his 7M-GTE rod. You'll have your fingernails embedded into your tiles at this one cause everyone knows the 7M's have a looooooong stoke.

2nd is our "Baron Von Dong's Molesto Factory". Its just as much fun as Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory except theres more blood, monkeys instead of oompa loompas, some macgyver re-runs, ohh and the chocolate is actually your own feces.

3rd is really for the sadists out there. It involves undergoing the most horrifying and violating experience you could ever imagine. Its simply called "Old Man Corona". We lock you in a room with Corona_RT142 while he bombards you with pseudo facts about every thing hes ever read in magazines, forums, newspapers, or heard from his sisters-uncles-cousins-husbands-grandmas-nephews-a unties-nieces-grandpas-farthers-sons-brothers-mate s-neighbour, who has told him about some car that they may or may not have sat in or driven or looked at or yeah..... You'll want it to be over so much that you'll be willing to rip out your own p00 hymen with salad tongs* just to make him stop going on and on and on and on about it.

*you must supply your own tongs.

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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 07:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ah hahahahahahaha
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3rd is really for the sadists out there. It involves undergoing the most horrifying and violating experience you could ever imagine. Its simply called "Old Man Corona". We lock you in a room with Corona_RT142 while he bombards you with pseudo facts about every thing hes ever read in magazines, forums, newspapers, or heard from his sisters-uncles-cousins-husbands-grandmas-nephews-a unties-nieces-grandpas-farthers-sons-brothers-mate s-neighbour, who has told him about some car that they may or may not have sat in or driven or looked at or yeah..... You'll want it to be over so much that you'll be willing to rip out your own p00 hymen with salad tongs* just to make him stop going on and on and on and on about it.





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rob_RA40 wrote on Mon, 01 August 2005 17:13

we offer 3 different p00 hymenation services to remove your pesky unwanted p00 hymen:

the 1st is our "Happy Fun Jailtime Experience" where my associate Allan "Long Stroke" Langford suprises you in the shower with his 7M-GTE rod. You'll have your fingernails embedded into your tiles at this one cause everyone knows the 7M's have a looooooong stoke.

2nd is our "Baron Von Dong's Molesto Factory". Its just as much fun as Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory except theres more blood, monkeys instead of oompa loompas, some macgyver re-runs, ohh and the chocolate is actually your own feces.

3rd is really for the sadists out there. It involves undergoing the most horrifying and violating experience you could ever imagine. Its simply called "Old Man Corona". We lock you in a room with Corona_RT142 while he bombards you with pseudo facts about every thing hes ever read in magazines, forums, newspapers, or heard from his sisters-uncles-cousins-husbands-grandmas-nephews-a unties-nieces-grandpas-farthers-sons-brothers-mate s-neighbour, who has told him about some car that they may or may not have sat in or driven or looked at or yeah..... You'll want it to be over so much that you'll be willing to rip out your own p00 hymen with salad tongs* just to make him stop going on and on and on and on about it.

*you must supply your own tongs.

for bookings please call 1800 HYM EN8



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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 11:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Right, well. Not quite what I was looking for.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Wed, 03 August 2005 23:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
strad a couple of hours of this during lunch in the city will cure you.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/124mammary.jpg


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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 04 August 2005 05:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hehe...

Sounds like a plan, I might try that!!
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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 04 August 2005 06:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
stradlater wrote on Thu, 04 August 2005 15:40

Hehe...

Sounds like a plan, I might try that!!





if you do that, some schmuck will take a photo of you and post it on the net, so i suggest you dont do it.


l8r strdl8r Laughing
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Merudo::: Clearly sarcasm isn't one of your high points... I wasn't actually going to do it.
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kingmick wrote on Thu, 04 August 2005 09:37

strad a couple of hours of this during lunch in the city will cure you.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/124mammary.jpg


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that looks a little like improvedae86 adam Rolling Eyes
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Merudo wrote on Thu, 04 August 2005 16:15

stradlater wrote on Thu, 04 August 2005 15:40

Hehe...

Sounds like a plan, I might try that!!





if you do that, some schmuck will take a photo of you and post it on the net, so i suggest you dont do it.


l8r strdl8r Laughing




sorry, you misinterpreted my post Laughing

I know you wouldnt, i just wanted an excuse to say "l8r strdl8r"




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Re: Best way to get over someone Thu, 04 August 2005 23:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Another way to get over someone. Also comes with built in big bore, long stroke p00 hymen8tor.

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rob_RA40 wrote on Mon, 01 August 2005 17:13

we offer 3 different p00 hymenation services to remove your pesky unwanted p00 hymen:

the 1st is our "Happy Fun Jailtime Experience" where my associate Allan "Long Stroke" Langford suprises you in the shower with his 7M-GTE rod. You'll have your fingernails embedded into your tiles at this one cause everyone knows the 7M's have a looooooong stoke.

2nd is our "Baron Von Dong's Molesto Factory". Its just as much fun as Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory except theres more blood, monkeys instead of oompa loompas, some macgyver re-runs, ohh and the chocolate is actually your own feces.

3rd is really for the sadists out there. It involves undergoing the most horrifying and violating experience you could ever imagine. Its simply called "Old Man Corona". We lock you in a room with Corona_RT142 while he bombards you with pseudo facts about every thing hes ever read in magazines, forums, newspapers, or heard from his sisters-uncles-cousins-husbands-grandmas-nephews-a unties-nieces-grandpas-farthers-sons-brothers-mate s-neighbour, who has told him about some car that they may or may not have sat in or driven or looked at or yeah..... You'll want it to be over so much that you'll be willing to rip out your own p00 hymen with salad tongs* just to make him stop going on and on and on and on about it.

*you must supply your own tongs.

for bookings please call 1800 HYM EN8


HAHAHAHAHAHA biggest ownage call eva!! im still laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Corona_RT142 u just got owned!!!
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 05 August 2005 03:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Wanta turbo wow you managed to read something 4 days after the rest of the world and you learnt how to search google for owned pictures joo must be cool. I'll give you a call next time i need a hair cut.
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 05 August 2005 03:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I'll give you a call next time i need a hair cut.


Arhahahahahaha Laughing It's funnny cos he owns a celica Laughing

and he can give you a call when he wants his p00 hymen broken Laughing
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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 05 August 2005 06:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Corona RT142 wrote on Fri, 05 August 2005 13:46

Wanta turbo wow you managed to read something 4 days after the rest of the world and you learnt how to search google for owned pictures joo must be cool. I'll give you a call next time i need a hair cut.


LOL i read it today in someones sig not in the actual thread but just had to read the thread that burnt u so hard Wink yes the the owned pic is lame but its called for Very Happy cause im sure you're feeling like that dog 'trapped and embarrised' Razz its all good mate im just bored at work and needed somethin to waste time on and google is my friend Smile Damn celica hair dresser calls no come back to them Sad at least it ain't a fwd celica Razz

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Re: Best way to get over someone Fri, 05 August 2005 06:13 Go to previous message
The best way to get over someone is to build a ramp.

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