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June 2004
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 I hate dick heads
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:20
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Today I pulled out of the McDonald's drive thu and as I passed the outside dining area to get to the exit I was held up by another car in front because they had to have food brought out to them. So anyway I was sitting there and a group of 4 ass clowns start yelling out "boost it up street racer" "C'mon mate booooOOST it up with that full sik ride" " boost the turbo bro" and various other gay comments. Just to make things clear, they were being sarcastic retards.
Anyway, the car ahead pulled out and as I left I gave them the one fingered salute.
Then I went to the service station, as I filled my car a bogan pulled up on the other side of the pump in a POS VK with a P plate on it. I went in and paid, came out started the car. As I pulled away from the pump he yelled "light em up, huge burnout mate! DO IT" I looked at him, and continued to drive off normally. Then he yelled out at the top of his voice " You fuckin' PUSSY!"
Holy shit I'm tired of dick heads yelling at me. Can't people stop themselves from being tools?
/rant
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I Supported Toymods
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Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered:
August 2004
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:23
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Heh... Was driving down my gf's area couple of months back. Went past this primary school and heard a kid yell out "DO A BURNOUT MATE!!!"
I mean... the kid was probably 8 or 9? WTF? 
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Location:
Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:26
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| Yian wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 00:23 |
Heh... Was driving down my gf's area couple of months back. Went past this primary school and heard a kid yell out "DO A BURNOUT MATE!!!"
I mean... the kid was probably 8 or 9? WTF?
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was that the same kid you said you belted with a golf club yian?  
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Location:
Brisbane
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February 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:32
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I refer to these type of people as bogans  .
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Location:
Gold Coast
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June 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:35
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God I hate them so very much
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Sun, 28 August 2005 14:39
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Note: the forsale sign 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Sun, 28 August 2005 23:38
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how about this?
sitting at the lights some chinese guy looks and says at my direction - bloody ching chong wa!
i got beeped at becuase i couldnt stop laughing not noticing the lights have gone green for awhile
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May 2002
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 00:02
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Some crap I had yelled at me over the weekend..........
DO a burnout!!! x 1000
F$%ken rotar!! x 2
Wank wank wank wank (another rotary reference) x1 I don't actually own a rotary powered vehicle either 
Arc em up x 3
F$%ken corolla...... x 5
I was at a bogan car show on the weekend so I sort of expect this stuff
With regard to the general stupid comments you get from time to time though, they never worry me because:
A. It is either a bogan or "sik bro" who yells it out and I couldn't give phuck what they say or think.
B. The person who yells the stuff out most likely does not even own a car or if they do it is a heap of shit or they drive their mums car.
C. Don't worry, be happy
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Location:
Forster NSW
Registered:
September 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 01:31
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| Yian wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 00:23 |
Heh... Was driving down my gf's area couple of months back. Went past this primary school and heard a kid yell out "DO A BURNOUT MATE!!!"
I mean... the kid was probably 8 or 9? WTF?
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There's little kids in my street who do that. They wouldn't be more than about 8
Then other times they'll try and play chicken with you
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:01
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I have just painted my car and I was driving down South Road on saturday night to have some silly young feller in a VP Calais (trust me it was da hektik massiv) i.e. kromeez and king springs make an attempt at a race, I gave it a little blurt to around 80kph from the lights and it was clear that the soarer would ahnialate him and I thought that was that, instead he sits right next to me continually revving his car in neutral every chance he gets for a re run...
becuase he might find another 300rwkw from somewhere
the best bit tho, his front passeneger was a tidy little unit and she was soo embarrased to be in the car with the dickhead
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
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January 2004
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:07
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| MR 1JZ wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 12:01 |
the best bit tho, his front passeneger was a tidy little unit and she was soo embarrased to be in the car with the dickhead
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could be his sister
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:11
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| rthy wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 11:37 |
| MR 1JZ wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 12:01 |
the best bit tho, his front passeneger was a tidy little unit and she was soo embarrased to be in the car with the dickhead
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could be his sister
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in that case I should have offered her a ride
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2003
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Mon, 29 August 2005 02:27
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i once had a car full (e.g. 3 drunk wankers) in a commode demand that i race them (in my prismatec 5ME-powered MA61 )
i think these folks take it all to personally...
-i didn't want to race 'cause we were metres away from a busy pub, plus a stock MA61 has the racing strength of a bowl of custard 
-they didn't want to race me because i wouldn't stop calling them cock-munchers and pillow-biters.
It was just like revving up a cattle dog ... get the ball...get the ball.. go on ...get the ball... ad nauseum.
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Location:
Central Coast, NSW
Registered:
February 2005
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Mon, 29 August 2005 03:07
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| thechuckster wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 12:27 |
plus a stock MA61 has the racing strength of a bowl of custard
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the 5M-E can nevah lose
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Location:
Melbourne
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November 2003
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Mon, 29 August 2005 03:37
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I once had some guys pull up in a Calais of some description (VS I think) and start yelling "spool it up!"... This was in a stock CB Lancer... Then at the next set of lights (after I take the satisfaction of beating them in my POS Lancer lol) this girl hands out back window and telling me how she wants to be in my car instead of theirs... Afraid of getting Aids if she tried to rape me, I drove off quickly.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
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July 2004
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Mon, 29 August 2005 03:46
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| Shraka wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 13:07 |
Afraid of getting Aids if she tried to rape me, I drove off quickly.
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August 2004
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Mon, 29 August 2005 04:46
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talking about people yelling out at Maccas.. well.. the other day i got out of the car and was walking accross the car park and there were 2 chicks (looked like 12 year olds) who start yelling at me to do crack cos its good for me.. like wat the fuck? i was thinking.. hmm maybe THEY need to get OFF the crack!
I'd be too scared to yell out at people stupid shit cos id be afraid they would come kick my ass..
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Mon, 29 August 2005 05:02
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Yay the things i get to look forward to when I get a turbo charged car at the end of the year. But i generally don't frequent maccas/crispy cremes so it shouldn't be too bad.
I have been a passenger in a car when this has happened. Ie Evo 6, WRX, T3 TE50. We just let them go and have a little chuckle as they take off fast at the lights.
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Registered:
May 2002
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 05:54
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lol
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Location:
melbourne
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February 2005
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Mon, 29 August 2005 06:08
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The one that gets me is if your walking back to your car and you see a nice car and you look at it and make eye contact its almost as if the driver has to smoke the tyres or honk his/her horn or what ever ive done it soo many times with out saying anything.
but while driving mums car a 96 civic with a nice set of rims...
im always being told how much a ricer it is. people in the "full sik vs ular" allways saying something.
ive only once got a nice coment.
which ended up in him changing down a gear and trying to smoke his wheels think it was "nice looking ride"
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I Supported Toymods
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Sydney
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December 2002
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 06:34
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haha reminds me of when I was coming out of the drive-thru at petersham one time... a group of about 3 blokes saw my car and yelled "smoke em up bro, do a burnout".
I just pointed to the "4WD TURBO" decal on the drivers door and laughed, the guys faces just dropped and went red!
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
November 2003
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Mon, 29 August 2005 06:59
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| Toobs wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 16:34 |
haha reminds me of when I was coming out of the drive-thru at petersham one time... a group of about 3 blokes saw my car and yelled "smoke em up bro, do a burnout".
I just pointed to the "4WD TURBO" decal on the drivers door and laughed, the guys faces just dropped and went red!
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Yeah! AWD BURNOUT BRO! FULLY SIKK!
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Well... Stu does em.
(disclaimer: I don't actualy think he ever has)
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Location:
Liverpool
Registered:
February 2005
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Mon, 29 August 2005 06:59
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I've had it happen a few times in the Celica but it's when I'm driving the Mustang that people (read,young blokes in commondoors) need to try to prove something.
I mean the 302 in the Muzzy aint no neck snapper. It's built for cruisin'. I just ignore them anyway, cause I'm in a Mustang and they aint....
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Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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Mon, 29 August 2005 07:13
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think about what its like to OWN a commodore,
its as if its a crime NOT to do a skid
just took my car to work for the first time today with the new engine, everyone knows its untuned and my rear suspension tramps if i try to do a burnout
so of course, they tell me to do one anyway 
one night we made our way to dominos, me, and 2 pissed/stoned mates, we were waiting to come out of the driveway of the video store, and a flogged out VC came in the driveway, with some ugly as shit shemalemanblokewoman driving it, the car also had fake bullet holes in it.
as the car passed my 2 mates just starting laughing hysterically at the same time as each other, the shemalemanblokewoman, hit the skids, then realised it couldnt reverse and have a go at us 
then 100m away was the pizza place, i pulled up and my mates were packing themselves, they thought the bogans were coming for them, so they made me leave the keys in the ignition
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Location:
Adelaide
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July 2005
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Mon, 29 August 2005 07:20
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Unfortuanlly i live a road away for the ghetto of SA aka salisbury north so even if you walk down the road youve got bogans yellin "SMOKE IT UP PUSSSY" and nealy every bogan on my street drives a vn and smokes it up dayly
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
November 2003
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Location:
Liverpool
Registered:
February 2005
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Mon, 29 August 2005 08:21
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You mean you'd cry if you saw something like this????
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Location:
Campbelltown
Registered:
November 2003
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Mon, 29 August 2005 08:23
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my major concern is the owners identity crisis in putting GM plates on it
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 08:25
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Mon, 29 August 2005 08:30
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| Corona RT142 wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 17:53 |
my major concern is the owners identity crisis in putting GM plates on it
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yeah garry meyers mustang roxors
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Location:
Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Mon, 29 August 2005 08:31
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i realise it'd be for something like that but it still looks funny seeing GM plates on a ford. 
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Location:
Sydney
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January 2004
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Mon, 29 August 2005 10:25
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| Farkurnell wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 18:21 |
You mean you'd cry if you saw something like this????
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I would be but they'd be tears of joy...
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Wollongong, NSW
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 10:50
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My friend from high school, who so obviously carries the heavy burden of intelligence on his rum-fueled shoulders....
1) VZ SS ute parked outside, not driven for 3 days (i.e. stone cold)
2) Leave house, start car, enter paddock
3) Reenactment of "thunderstruck" commercial, bouncing off the limiter the whole time
4) Park car and return to house
I'mm currently waiting for the addition of....
5) Destroyed LS1
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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Mon, 29 August 2005 11:22
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| Tats wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 20:50 |
I'mm currently waiting for the addition of....
5) Destroyed LS1
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give it a week
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Location:
sunny coast, qld
Registered:
October 2002
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Mon, 29 August 2005 11:34
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In the very limited drive time I have had in my Corona I have had one incident.
I am just sitting at the lights waiting for them to turn green and I was turning right. Some youngens in one of those 3 cylinder daihatsu's is driving along from the right to the left in front of me. They see my intercooler hanging out the front and their jaws drop. To prove that they are really cool, they slow down and compression lock back into first gear. I was impressed! It was a fully sic white Daihatsu with a dorifuto spec matt black bonnet. I just couldn't wait to get out there and race them.
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Mon, 29 August 2005 12:55
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| Mr DOHC wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 20:52 |
| Tats wrote on Mon, 29 August 2005 20:50 |
I'mm currently waiting for the addition of....
5) Destroyed LS1
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give it a week
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but they burn oil from factory dont they?
sounds like a 7M
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Melbourne, VIC
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February 2005
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Thu, 01 September 2005 07:56
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Melbournites- Bell St maccas in preston is teh fully sikkest place to be on a friday and saturday nights...the majority of ppl that hang out in the car park there are teh biggest wankers- they show off their cars and subwoofers, and they stare at you the whole time u go through drive through
Also, theres a maccas on the princes hwy- same deal but theyre not as big wankers...
so if u wanna be the fully sikkest dude around, go to maccas
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Liverpool NSW
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March 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Thu, 01 September 2005 11:03
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Is it me. Today, everyone was being nice. What the hell's going on??
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2003
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Gold Coast
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June 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Fri, 02 September 2005 01:27
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Gees, I didn't think the cooler that that obvious
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Location:
Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Fri, 02 September 2005 01:29
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I think think your hands hands are are st st stut stuttering.
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Fri, 02 September 2005 01:38
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The best look I have seen from knobs yelling out crap is as a passenger:
Pull up to lights minding our own business.
P-plater and car full of tools pull up on right side.
Yelling incoherent crap at us about "boost it".. "race it" etc
Tools start revving engine.
Driver of car I am in turns on anti-lag.
Tools go quiet.
Tools stop revving car.
Anti lag turned off.
Light goes green.
Every body drives away safely and sensibly
There is something about the sound of anti-lag and flames shooting from the exhaust when anti-lag is switched on that shuts people up
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Location:
Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Fri, 02 September 2005 01:41
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ahahahahaha what car was that in
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Fri, 02 September 2005 01:44
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The 4AGTE rolla wagon, that one cops a lot of comments from tossers becuase it's a done up wagon. People keep quiet though when it owns them
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Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Fri, 02 September 2005 01:46
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yep i know the car was at toymods easter event hehe you'd have to be brave/stupid to run it
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Fri, 02 September 2005 02:11
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yep i know the car was at toymods easter event hehe you'd have to be brave/stupid to run it
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Nope, different one.
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Location:
Kilsyth, Melbourne
Registered:
September 2004
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Fri, 02 September 2005 04:31
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What is Anti Lag?
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Banned user
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Liverpool NSW
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March 2004
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Re: I hate dick heads
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Fri, 02 September 2005 04:32
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turbo spools up while on neutral
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Location:
Campbelltown
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November 2003
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Fri, 02 September 2005 04:33
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Pretty sure it dumps raw fuel in the exhaust to get the turbo to spool up.
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Fri, 02 September 2005 05:29
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it retards the ignition so much that the fuel is still getting burnt while the exhaust valve is open/opening, so as the rapidly expanding gasses make the turbo hit boost
the RIPUUP {or something like that} Lancer from NZ hits 1.6 bar at idle
its the banging noise u hear from rally cars as they "slow" into a corner, incidentally, some call it "bang bang"
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