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Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 18:51 Go to next message
How fucking good is this guy?

He's ditched his wife, bangs anything with a pulse and is singlehandedly going to make sure we retain the Ashes.

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Love it Warney!
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Re: Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 19:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gianttomato wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 04:51

How fucking good is this guy?

bangs anything with a pulse



LEGEND !
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Re: Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 20:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
how many wickets did/has he got?
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Re: Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 21:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Warnie for australian of the year! Razz

eng were 319/7, warne got 5 of those 7, and took a catch for one of the others.
He's also been pretty much our best batsman throughout the series
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Re: Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 22:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
See what the ladies do to you?

Poor perfomance, hair loss. Need I go on.
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Re: Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 23:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Warney for PM!!

Wether you like him or not, the guy is a legend. best ever!
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Re: Warne - the magic man Thu, 08 September 2005 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hi,

"Magic Man" by Heart, circa 1974. It's a very good song and I think I'll play it tonight when Warney is bowling.

Try try try to understand... he's a magic man.. tra la la.

Only the oldies would know this song and the band called Heart (and the two hot sisters in that band).

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 00:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
But I liked Barracuda way more.....

You lying so low in the weeds
Bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down on my knees
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?

Warney ended up with 5/118, and one great slips catch off McGrath's bowling.
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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 00:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Warney is the man , watched half of the match last nite ... good going Aust .. letting the poms think they had something then just took it away Razz
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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 02:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
river wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 09:51

band called Heart (and the two hot sisters in that band)



Nancy Wilson, yeah !

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 07:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ann Wilson got gastric reduction surgery - she must have pigged out in later years.

But the Wilson girls were the hotness in the late 70s, early 80's.

Anyway, back to more important things like a little urn in England.....

With Warnie clearly making a mockery of the game, will we take the new ball this morning and will he take another 8 wicket haul?

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 07:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Unnnnggggg. Nancy Wilson.
Where'd I leave my spankerchief.


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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 07:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
nancy wilson?? pffftttt Rolling Eyes

fiona horne, def fx...

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http://www.fionahorne.com/media/press/fionahorne.jpg

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 07:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yes, Fiona Horne is definitely spankworthy Very Happy (she should lose the piercing thru her lower lip though), but what does she have to do with Heart, Warnie or the Ashes?

[Updated on: Fri, 09 September 2005 07:52]

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 07:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
wareny sucks, and thus attempted to derail the thread No No No
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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 08:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Dude, Warnie is the greatest Australian sportsman currently alive, second only to the Don.

Who cares about his off field antics - that's between himself and Simone, who I might add, must be just moist at the thought of him having taken a 5 wicket haul and breaking open the English top order on day one of the most important Test in 100 years. She'll be back Shane!

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 08:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Fiona Horne's a dog.
She couldn't sing either.
She should stick to witchcraft.







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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 11:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
chants - WE ARE NOT WORTHY, WE ARE NOT WORTHY Very Happy
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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 11:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Farkurnell wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 09:33

Fiona Horne's a dog.
She couldn't sing either.
She should stick to witchcraft.







Cheers, Greg.


I'll second that! I was unfortunate enough to see def fx at one of the Big Day outs in the mid 90s. She was such a crap singer she had to resort to pulling up her shirt and yelling 'look at my great tits' to get a cheer from the crowd.

Back to On topic though, why oh why do I have to be in London when it looks like the poms might win for the first time in 18 years?
It's all that everyone talks about over here. So sick of hearing about how great Flintoff is. AAaaaagh!!
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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 12:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hi,

spirokeet wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 21:39

Back to On topic though, why oh why do I have to be in London when it looks like the poms might win for the first time in 18 years?
It's all that everyone talks about over here. So sick of hearing about how great Flintoff is. AAaaaagh!!



Well, the Poms haven't won anything big since WW2 so I guess they're pretty excited. Winning is something new to them.

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Re: Warne - the magic man Fri, 09 September 2005 12:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
spirokeet wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 21:39

I'll second that! I was unfortunate enough to see def fx at one of the Big Day outs in the mid 90s. She was such a crap singer she had to resort to pulling up her shirt and yelling 'look at my great tits' to get a cheer from the crowd.


i remember that, and i was one of the plebs cheering Nod
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Re: Warne - the magic man Sat, 10 September 2005 01:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shane Warne has just moved up a few ranks to number two in my all time greatest australian Australians list.

1. David Boon
2. Shane Warne
3. Alan Border
4. Dean Jones

THere is just no other sport that showcases the great Australianity of our great Australian nation like cricket.

GT - biggtime kudos for this thread. Bigtime.
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Re: Warne - the magic man Sat, 10 September 2005 01:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gianttomato wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 16:03

Dude, Warnie is the greatest Australian sportsman currently alive, second only to the Don.


you might want to rephrase that sentence to make it sound more like the don isn't actually alive.. he did pass on 4 years ago..
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Re: Warne - the magic man Sat, 10 September 2005 01:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
boonie drank the most, so until he dies, he is still king.
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Re: Warne - the magic man Sat, 10 September 2005 03:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
warne is the last of the true aussie cricketers. when he's gone they'll all be proper athletes without the beer guts. no more of the likes of merv, boon, taylor, leeman Crying or Very Sad
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Re: Warne - the magic man Sat, 10 September 2005 03:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
*witzl investigates a career in professional cricket*

pity i cant play that well....
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 00:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
talking about warnie, have you heared the kevin bloody wilson song about him? goto http://www.kevinbloodywilson.com.au/mp3/kevin-bloo dy-wilson-shane.MP3
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 03:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Warne is the greatest and best player Australia has. It's a pity that media whining about his legendary off-field behaviour has ruined his chance at being a captain. Ponting is so bland you almost forget he's actually playing.

It's a travesty that no-one remembers Australia's actual captain once got punched out by a transvestite , whilst the smoking, drinking, rooting, eating machine that is Warnie will never get the gong.

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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 05:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
river wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 22:28

Hi,

spirokeet wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 21:39

Back to On topic though, why oh why do I have to be in London when it looks like the poms might win for the first time in 18 years?
It's all that everyone talks about over here. So sick of hearing about how great Flintoff is. AAaaaagh!!



Well, the Poms haven't won anything big since WW2 so I guess they're pretty excited. Winning is something new to them.

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Ummm Rugby World Cup 2003?? (the third largest sporting event in the world).
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Squid wrote on Mon, 12 September 2005 15:45

river wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 22:28

Hi,

spirokeet wrote on Fri, 09 September 2005 21:39

Back to On topic though, why oh why do I have to be in London when it looks like the poms might win for the first time in 18 years?
It's all that everyone talks about over here. So sick of hearing about how great Flintoff is. AAaaaagh!!



Well, the Poms haven't won anything big since WW2 so I guess they're pretty excited. Winning is something new to them.

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Ummm Rugby World Cup 2003?? (the third largest sporting event in the world).


sorry i couldnt understand what you were saying, stop mumbling. Laughing
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THE WITZL wrote on Sat, 10 September 2005 13:39

*witzl investigates a career in professional cricket*

pity i cant play that well....


Tell me about it! Rolling Eyes
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 11:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
warnie is like, so awesome Very Happy

the amount of turn he is getting...omg Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 12:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
mc68 wrote on Mon, 12 September 2005 21:19

warnie is like, so awesome Very Happy

the amount of turn he is getting...omg Evil or Very Mad

his turn still has nothing on Mcgill but alas i think he is improving on wheer he was about two years ago befor the drug ban Surprised
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Corona RT142 wrote on Mon, 12 September 2005 22:17

mc68 wrote on Mon, 12 September 2005 21:19

warnie is like, so awesome Very Happy

the amount of turn he is getting...omg Evil or Very Mad

his turn still has nothing on Mcgill but alas i think he is improving on wheer he was about two years ago befor the drug ban Surprised


Do you mean he has nothing on McGill at the moment or overall you're saying MacGill is a better leg spinner?
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 14:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
MacGill has one ball, and no future.
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 15:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
but, when warnie retires, who else are we left with...

brad hogg had his moments, but he's not test material Sad
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 17:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Warnie finished with 40 wickets at an average of 19.

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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 22:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I was saying that Macgill turns the ball more (not necessarily a better bowler)
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Re: Warne - the magic man Mon, 12 September 2005 23:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Corona RT142 wrote on Tue, 13 September 2005 08:42

I was saying that Macgill turns the ball more (not necessarily a better bowler)


The important bit is in red.

MacGill has one delivery - a big leg break.

Warne has 1582439573408157 variations of 3-4 different balls. Warne can also bat (a bit).

MacGill 160 test wickets @ 28.81

Warne 623 test wickets @ 25.16.

Conclusion: Warne is the greatest bowler to walk the planet and changed the face of cricket. Named as one of Wisden's 5 cricketers of the century. MacGill is just another spinner who can turn the ball a bit.

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amen brother jackson Wink
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