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Corona RT142
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November 2003

Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 03:24

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16808812-1376 2,00.html All i can say is WTF. [Updated on: Tue, 04 October 2005 04:28] [Report message to a moderator]

Lench
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Re: Chimp quits smoking	Tue, 04 October 2005 03:46

agreed wtf would be kinda different going to taronga zoo and watching a chimp light up a durrie on the swingset lol [Report message to a moderator]

SIMDOG
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Re: Chimp quits smoking

Tue, 04 October 2005 04:01

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The report did not say why zookeepers started giving the animal cigarettes, or whether they faced punishment.

WTF... why did they supply the chimp with smokes. Surely that was a bad idea. Surprised

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illuminatus
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eastern suburbs, melbourne
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Re: Chimp quits smoking	Tue, 04 October 2005 04:07

the is the best thing i ever read. edit: slepping [Updated on: Tue, 04 October 2005 04:07] [Report message to a moderator]

ke382TG
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May 2002

Re: Chimp quits smoking	Tue, 04 October 2005 04:20

There was a story about that chimp on a documentary a while ago, it got hooked on cigarettes when the viewing public kept throwing cigarette butts into the enclosure. The litte chimp would pick them up and smoke the remains, eventually becoming hooked. A smoking chimp was also somewhat of a drawcard to the zoo so it was not a dicsouraged practise.....until now . [Report message to a moderator]

Squid
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Re: Chimp quits smoking	Tue, 04 October 2005 04:25

A message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!! [Report message to a moderator]

Corona RT142
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Re: Chimp quits smoking

Tue, 04 October 2005 04:28

Squid wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 14:25

A message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!!

Lol that be the new thread title now, was thinking that myself actually.

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ke382TG
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Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/

Tue, 04 October 2005 04:32

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A message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!!

But the chimp is smarter and probably has greater will power than most people I know who smoke Very Happy

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oldcorollas
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Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/

Tue, 04 October 2005 04:57

ke382TG wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 14:32

But the chimp is smarter than most people I know who smoke Very Happy

(or drive coronas)

fixed for clarification Very Happy

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BOCKA
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March 2005

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 05:58

huh [Report message to a moderator]

ke382TG
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May 2002

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/

Tue, 04 October 2005 06:00

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huh

I just found another one! (that the chimp is smarter than Laughing

)

[Updated on: Tue, 04 October 2005 06:24]

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oldcorollas
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Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 06:22

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bathurst-91
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Sydney
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Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 08:07

Taking drugs makes more sense than smoking. (I do neither) People atleast get something out of licking a tab. What do you get out of smoking? Besides wasting like $50 a week and getting fed through a drip when your older because you have throat/lung cancer. Im pissed off because I refuse to date girls that smoke and thesedays thats literally 80% of the population. [Report message to a moderator]

riceburna73
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Sydney
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April 2004

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 08:18

Yep going through it for the 5th time at the moment. After being in hospital for a week and not being able to spark up anyways I though why not. Unfortunately it seems it will mean the end of drinking beer,as a beer and a siggie is like meat pie and sause! [Report message to a moderator]

BOCKA
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March 2005

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/

Tue, 04 October 2005 08:25

ke382TG wrote on Tue, 04 October 2005 16:00

Quote:

huh

I just found another one! (that the chimp is smarter than Laughing

)

lol, get f**ked.

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dimmy77_03
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 10:02

they should get that money on pot....i'd love to see that A chimp tokeing up [Updated on: Tue, 04 October 2005 10:02] [Report message to a moderator]

ke20_rolla
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Adelaide, SA
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November 2004

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Tue, 04 October 2005 11:30

hmm a monkey on pot. i dont see why not. they deserve it after being locked away and looked at. Laters [edit - spelling] [Updated on: Tue, 04 October 2005 11:31] [Report message to a moderator]

CoronaC
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NSW - Blue Mountains
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June 2004

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/

Tue, 04 October 2005 17:14

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State press said Ai Ai, a 27-year-old chimp at the Qinling Safari Park in northern China's Shaanxi province, ended her tobacco dependency when zoo keepers put her on a strict regime that included walking, music therapy and exercise sessions.

Music therapy? hows that going to help? Just make it go cold turkey, I am.

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5056586,00.jpg

Classy

cheers
chris

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Shraka
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Melbourne
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November 2003

Re: Message to all you smokers - if a chimp can do it, surely you can too!![/	Wed, 05 October 2005 03:20

Music therapy, gives the chimp something to do and think about so it doesn't get cravings. Also, how the hell does smoking help you 'relax' as I hear so many smokers put it? It's an agitant, not a depresant. It's more akin to speed than dope. It makes you more stressed, not more relaxed. My point is music therapy helped. Who are you to question it? [Report message to a moderator]

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