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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 02:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I sat beside one on a bus once. Made me tingle in my pants...


An experience that many lads on here have probably shared also.

Here is a link for you dudes who need some help in seducing da ladeeeez:

http://www.getgirls.com/newsletr.htm

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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 02:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 12:27

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I sat beside one on a bus once. Made me tingle in my pants...


An experience that many lads on here have probably shared also.

Here is a link for you dudes who need some help in seducing da ladeeeez:

http://www.getgirls.com/newsletr.htm

Laughing



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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 02:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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When you order, "How to Find the Love of Your Life in 90 Days or Less," I'll also include a free sample of our best-selling pheromone cologne, "Liquid Magnet" that arouses sexual passion in women and drives them wild! Guaranteed to make you more attractive, desirable, and irresistable to women. For more details on "Liquid Magnet" please click here.


Bwahaha Laughing Liquid Magnet is the stuff they sold on the Demtel ads about 10 years ago that cleaned oil stains off the drive way. Now we know what they are doing with all the Liquid Magnet they couldn't sell Laughing

Those tapes sound interesting, but what if they backfired and some bushpig could hear the tapes while you were playing it to the girl you were attempting to seduce??? You would probably find yourself in for a wild old threesome I suspect Laughing
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 03:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 12:27

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I sat beside one on a bus once. Made me tingle in my pants...


An experience that many lads on here have probably shared also.

Here is a link for you dudes who need some help in seducing da ladeeeez:

http://www.getgirls.com/newsletr.htm



so you are recomending this?
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 03:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ke382TG wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 11:37

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seems like everyone is an armchair expert when it comes to girls


Everyone on here has read a lot about girls on the intahnet and some have even sat beside one on a bus or stood behind one in a line.

Any advice they have to offer should be taken as gospel Laughing


All (well, most) of my theories posted on this thread are backed up with real life testing and experiments. Razz

Unlike you ke38TG, I've actualy seen a girl naked.

... Hmm... probably coulda come up with something a bit better than that, but it'll do. *waits wave of flames* Cool

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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 03:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Just be yourself and surely there is somebody out there who will like you for who you are. Thats my advice. Rolling Eyes
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 04:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
boris wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 13:58

Just be yourself and surely there is somebody out there who will like you for who you are. Thats my advice. Rolling Eyes

Yeah you could do that. Thing is not to be to shy about yourself is all.

I also find it good to attract and date people who aren't your "perfect match". Sometimes they bring surprising things to the relationship and re-define what you want in a relationship. It's also good practice for when you do find the perfect girl. Like anything else, nobody is good at relationships first try. You gotta work at it. Ofcourse, each relationship has it's own neuances so if you're good with person X, person Y might find you annoying etc. But practice is still good.

Err... I forget my point? Ohwell.
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 04:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shraka wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 14:05

I also find it good to attract and date people who aren't your "perfect match". Sometimes they bring surprising things to the relationship and re-define what you want in a relationship. It's also good practice for when you do find the perfect girl. Like anything else, nobody is good at relationships first try. You gotta work at it. Ofcourse, each relationship has it's own neuances so if you're good with person X, person Y might find you annoying etc. But practice is still good.

Err... I forget my point? Ohwell.


Your point??? Although annoying and frustrating, high maintenance and expensive. Girls do have some benefits Evil or Very Mad
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 04:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Unlike you ke38TG, I've actualy seen a girl naked.



Pics on tha intahnet, homegirls in Picture Magazine and your Mum and your sister do not count Very Happy

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so you are recomending this?


I am strongly recommending it to you as you seem to exhibit traits of homosexuality Wink

Quote:Boris

Just be yourself and surely there is somebody out there who will like you for who you are. Thats my advice.


The only good advice so far, pity it won't work for a lot of people as they are socially retarded.

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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 06:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message

Quote:Illuminatedanus

so you are recomending this?


I am strongly recommending it to you as you seem to exhibit traits of homosexuality Wink [/quote]


Laughing Laughing A few bad experiences here and there, and your all set against them...
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 15:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
boris wrote on Wed, 12 October 2005 14:09

Your point??? Although annoying and frustrating, high maintenance and expensive. Cars do have some benefits Evil or Very Mad



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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 15:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ribfeast wrote on Tue, 11 October 2005 11:12

Have a read of this Wink
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html


bump... cos i thought it was funny Razz
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 23:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yay someone actually read it! Very Happy
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Re: chicks Wed, 12 October 2005 23:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Lol i had a read too some pretty funny shit, keeps on going though i stopped after the first couple of pages.
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Re: chicks Thu, 13 October 2005 03:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Corona RT142 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 09:58

Lol i had a read too some pretty funny shit, keeps on going though i stopped after the first couple of pages.


well you're hardly likely to understand lader theory if you only read the first couple of pages then are you Razz....

go back and do your homework Very Happy
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Re: chicks Thu, 13 October 2005 03:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i like corollas.
and any chick that also likes them is almost worth my while

cheers scott
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Re: chicks Thu, 13 October 2005 07:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
oldcorollas wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 13:19

Corona RT142 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 09:58

Lol i had a read too some pretty funny shit, keeps on going though i stopped after the first couple of pages.


well you're hardly likely to understand lader theory if you only read the first couple of pages then are you Razz....

go back and do your homework Very Happy

That's the second time I've read through that.

All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.
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Re: chicks Thu, 13 October 2005 09:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
when in the initial stages with a girl you're interested in, NEVER make an excuse for any of their behaviour that seems to hint that they're not that interested in you. eg: They haven't called when they said they would - under no circumstances think "hmm, their battery is probably flat". Just ignore it and move on and wait for their apology. You won't get a girl by the things you say on the phone or type online, you'll get her with stuff you say in person and MOST importantly the stuff you don't say. Once you've got a girl to go out with you alone (just the two of you), you're over half way there...your mission now is not to screw up. Its not often a girl with think you're boring because you don't say enough - but very often will they tire of you because you say too much, too much of the wrong stuff. Want to tell her you like her? fine, just do it when she's not going to expect it, do it when she's with her friends, do it when someone else is listening and say it like you mean it and most of all don't be too serious about it. Want to hold or touch her? See above. Feel like things aren't going the way you'd expected? Back away and start over, from the start. Occasionally a woman's mind will be 'made-up' about a guy, and she'll place you in either the 'friends' or 'possible partner' bin where you'll stay, with no chance of changing her mind. But most of the time she'll be able to move you around from bin to bin - remember that if you've fucked up. This doesn't mean that you can go in guns blazing..get shot down..get back up and re-load with the same ammunition. If you didn't win her over the first time, take your Time and change your tactics. Use the right ones.
I'm right, I'm also single, But I'm right.
Funny arrogance. It will get most women, not all, but most.

Thats the end of todays lesson.
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Re: chicks Thu, 13 October 2005 12:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
T APLUS 22 wrote on Thu, 13 October 2005 19:50


Funny arrogance. It will get most women, not all, but most.

Thats the end of todays lesson.

It's true. As long as you can avoid cockblockers with snide attitudes, it works well. The snide bitch who's making her friend not as interested in you is hard to deal with. You can't just shoot her down in a blaze of glory. The best way to deal with it is just laugh at it. But sometimes that doesn't work if her friend is hell bent on you not getting a date with your victim... err... target. Razz
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Re: chicks Thu, 13 October 2005 14:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...

I used to be a counterstrike adict... i would be on the phone with her and be laggin with every answer... 'Are you playin games again'... every answer was like 10 seconds with the words aahhhh... ummmmmm and yeahhhhhh... i wished i was single...

Now i am... i blamed the game... and fuck im still good!
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Mako79 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 00:08

im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...

I used to be a counterstrike adict... i would be on the phone with her and be laggin with every answer... 'Are you playin games again'... every answer was like 10 seconds with the words aahhhh... ummmmmm and yeahhhhhh... i wished i was single...

Now i am... i blamed the game... and fuck im still good!


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Re: chicks Sun, 16 October 2005 00:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mako79 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 00:08

im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...


How'd you manage that?
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I dunno - maybe it can grow back if you are out of the game for a long time?
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RWDboy wrote on Sun, 16 October 2005 23:31

I dunno - maybe it can grow back if you are out of the game for a long time?

LOL. I think it can.
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Re: chicks Sun, 16 October 2005 14:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i saw a female once


ke382TG... ill never forget u


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Re: chicks Sun, 16 October 2005 14:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Mako79 wrote on Fri, 14 October 2005 00:08

im a pro with d/ch/icks... ive lost my virginity twice...



once to Shazza and once to Bazza eh? Shocked
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Re: chicks Mon, 17 October 2005 04:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shraka wrote about ladder theory:


All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.


It's Neither - it's a THEORY which explains the behaviour of Men and Women. It isn't like Ladder theory is at the core of atomic physics - It's just a theory that helps Men & Women understand why the opposite sex behave the way they do.
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Re: chicks Mon, 17 October 2005 04:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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im a pro with chicks... ive lost my virginity twice...



Easily explained, once was his willy virginity and once was the rupturing of his p00 hymen Laughing
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st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 14:01

Shraka wrote about ladder theory:


All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.


It's Neither - it's a THEORY which explains the behaviour of Men and Women. It isn't like Ladder theory is at the core of atomic physics - It's just a theory that helps Men & Women understand why the opposite sex behave the way they do.

Rolling Eyes You're getting boring. I had this whole thing typed up, but I don't want to promote your Nissan loving arse into more picking at my grammer and spelling. Rolling Eyes
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Re: chicks Mon, 17 October 2005 06:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shraka wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 14:16

st184 sillycar wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 14:01

Shraka wrote about ladder theory:


All fits pretty well. The problem most people have with it is they think it's a framework which everything lives in, when in fact, it's a base for which a lot of stuff hangs off.


It's Neither - it's a THEORY which explains the behaviour of Men and Women. It isn't like Ladder theory is at the core of atomic physics - It's just a theory that helps Men & Women understand why the opposite sex behave the way they do.

Rolling Eyes You're getting boring. I had this whole thing typed up, but I don't want to promote your Nissan loving arse into more picking at my grammer and spelling. Rolling Eyes



YAYYYYY

bring on the Honduh vs Nissan bitch slap fest Razz.... that'll pull da chix Razz
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shakra - did u buy the integra to entice chicks??? cant have been for any other reason....

integra v skyline in the pussy pulling contest - I think integra wins....any other catagory (eg hooning) skyline!!


what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???
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Re: chicks Mon, 17 October 2005 10:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22

what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???


Laughing Laughing

no no no... you guys are lost...







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chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22


what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???


VL turbo bro... is the only way to go.
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chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22

shakra - did u buy the integra to entice chicks??? cant have been for any other reason....

integra v skyline in the pussy pulling contest - I think integra wins....any other catagory (eg hooning) skyline!!


what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???

Naw, I got it 'cuz it was economical, but still quick. Faster than most N/A 4 Bangers of the eara. It also looks pretty damned good. Smile Woulda gotten an SW20 but they don't have back seats. The Integra has to be a day driver too.

But to answer your question, shut up.
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Yian wrote on Tue, 18 October 2005 00:19

chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22


what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???


VL turbo bro... is the only way to go.

Laughing You make me laugh Yian. Smile
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Yian wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 23:49

chrisss wrote on Mon, 17 October 2005 20:22


what u reckon the best car under $10,000 to pull sluty whores with is???


VL turbo bro... is the only way to go.


yeah see they got efficient with it tho...

its now called a VL Tur-Bro

see dats like 1 wordz you dont ave to say

EDIT:

Chicks fuck with your head 24/7

i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...

[Updated on: Wed, 19 October 2005 04:05]

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MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04


Chicks fuck with your head 24/7

i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...


eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing? Confused
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oldcorollas wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 13:41

MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04


Chicks fuck with your head 24/7

i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...


eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing? Confused


i want to do it...and teach her a lesson for fucking with my head

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MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:13

oldcorollas wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 13:41

MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04


Chicks fuck with your head 24/7
i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...

eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing? Confused

i want to do it...and teach her a lesson for fucking with my head



A gentleman uses lubricant . . . Wink




Re: car thing - The Skyline would be the perfect paedophile pimp-mobile. i.e. 9-13y.o. boys LURVE it ! Laughing Rolling Eyes
On the up-side, The G.F. will love the hektik-madd respekt She gets cruisin in da 'line. 24-7 Yo!
(Seriously - the ex got fully mad sik props whenever she drove it by herself)
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next time your doing her from behind, say to her "thisll teach u"
and stick your thumb in her butt hole!!
then hang on and enjoy the ride!! Laughing Laughing

pretend your riding a bull and make some yeeeehawwwww sound if you want
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st184 sillycar wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:01

MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:13

oldcorollas wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 13:41

MR 1JZ wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:04


Chicks fuck with your head 24/7
i have one doing it too me right now...soo badly i want to put it in her poo chute...

eh? is that meant to be a good thing or a bad thing? Confused

i want to do it...and teach her a lesson for fucking with my head



A gentleman uses lubricant . . . Wink




Re: car thing - The Skyline would be the perfect paedophile pimp-mobile. i.e. 9-13y.o. boys LURVE it ! Laughing Rolling Eyes
On the up-side, The G.F. will love the hektik-madd respekt She gets cruisin in da 'line. 24-7 Yo!
(Seriously - the ex got fully mad sik props whenever she drove it by herself)


Yeah i used to make geustures at chicks driving skylines...becuase I could take solice in the fact that one ride in my car and they would wanna sell thier junk ass datsun
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illuminatus wrote on Wed, 19 October 2005 14:34

next time your doing her from behind, say to her "thisll teach u"
and stick your thumb in her butt hole!!
then hang on and enjoy the ride!! Laughing Laughing

pretend your riding a bull and make some yeeeehawwwww sound if you want

Yes, the "TURBO" button, I believe . . . Smile


Yo 1JZ: It's actually the grandson of a "Prince" Skyline. Nissan bought Datsun, not the other way 'round homes. Moral of the story: I'll cop Prince, but not Datsun. Wink Razz
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Just do the pirate maneuver Wink

As you are doing her doggy style, pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have cummed on her back, then as she turns around, cum in her eyes. She will go 'Arrrrr!' like a pirate! Wink
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Ribfeast wrote on Thu, 20 October 2005 15:41

Just do the pirate maneuver Wink

As you are doing her doggy style, pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have cummed on her back, then as she turns around, cum in her eyes. She will go 'Arrrrr!' like a pirate! Wink


I believe u r then supposed to kick them in the shin so they r also hoppin on one leg while holding there eye sayin "ARRRRR!!!" LOL
Nothing beats the clasic Racoon maneuver of giving her blacks eyes after u finish her off and then kick the trash over on the way out Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: chicks Thu, 20 October 2005 06:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ribfeast wrote on Thu, 20 October 2005 15:41

Just do the pirate maneuver Wink

As you are doing her doggy style, pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have cummed on her back, then as she turns around, cum in her eyes. She will go 'Arrrrr!' like a pirate! Wink

THAT IS GOLD!!!!
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Re: chicks Thu, 20 October 2005 06:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Nothing beats the clasic Racoon maneuver of giving her blacks eyes after u finish her off and then kick the trash over on the way out


Then she will finish you off with an assault charge and you will be someones bitch in cell block D4. Soap-on-a-rope will only save your arse for a short while Wink
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Re: chicks Thu, 20 October 2005 06:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Treat em mean keep em keen j/ks Hehe i wasn't talkin from experience Wink Just funny definitions mates found on urbandictionary when bored. I treat my lady tender Razz

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Re: chicks Sat, 22 October 2005 05:23 Go to previous message
i dont even know which post to quote 1st.

so im just gna larf.

LOL Laughing

crazy ass thread.

cheers scott
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