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Location: Cabramatta, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 02:19
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This is freaking funny (once you translate the text into english).
http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/northcarolinabeaters/ prelude.html
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Here it is...The fastest car in the world. Dis car be sportin' the extreme yellow paint wit contrasting pink stickaz. Then yo we got the oversize wheels in the tiny wheelwhells due to the 3" slam yo! And to help in stopin' that shit, the redish pink brakes. In da back, dare be tonsa stickaz. Thing is this car aint got NOS, but just havin da sticka helps the power and shit. Den we got da custum yellow interior, cuz anyone knows dat da yellow helps hold you in da seet so ya don't haveta tighten them harness thingys so tight. Out back, dis be chillin all up with a Type R badge and a tight performance tip and we gots us one sweet ride and...the fastest car ever, but who cares bout that G when you picken up all dem honez. Only thing got left ta do is da clear tailights (we are at least jamin wit the clear corners up front) enourmous banner accross the side and windshield, and a grotesque looking ground effects kit. HELL YEAH Homey G, this ride is tight!!!
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 03:38
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Location: Canberra
Registered: December 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 05:39
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Fully sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: Ballarat, Vic.
Registered: September 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 06:07
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hahahahahahhah thats gay.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 09:12
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cant see the pics ???
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Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 13:25
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Full sic bro.
Why does it look like a prancer?
Stupid european styling........
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I supported Toymods
Registered: February 2003
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Tue, 01 April 2003 22:51
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What the...??
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Location: Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Wed, 02 April 2003 08:51
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Pics are working now
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Sat, 05 April 2003 07:15
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Fully sik bro!!!
Nark, was that your creative writing or translations of the moron that owns the car???
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Location: Cabramatta, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Re: Phat 'Lude
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Mon, 07 April 2003 00:26
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Nah, it was on the website. I just reproduced it so that people wouldn't have to follw the link to see it.
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