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penrith
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Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Mon, 24 June 2002 08:49
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I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500
> calories or more, I'm free
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> I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them
> tonight!!
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> AMATURES DONT SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG
> MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
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> What's the retail on one of those??
> More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!
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> You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your
> nugget box!!!
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> Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it
> in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually
> dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time?
> I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
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> My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags,
> the big ones
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> So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and
> find out?? You're brave.
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> It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
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> Bullshyt asshole! No one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!
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> You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger.
> You're granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!
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> Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the
> counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
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> You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!
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> Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under
> that bun!
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> When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of
> yours?
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> Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a
> brain.
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> They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone
> narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
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> I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-
> place, I stay on mine.
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> Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
> Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."
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> Pop the bun.
> Pop the bun?
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> No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...
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> That is one hell of a way to spend $.10
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> Bryan-He was in MY shake!
> Dom - Now I'm in your shake!
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> All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties,
> precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.
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> I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days
> before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
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> Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal.
> But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats
> more important.
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Brisbane
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May 2002
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Mon, 24 June 2002 09:02
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I think some people have waaaay to much time on their hands! But it was funny.
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Location:
Coffs
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May 2002
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Mon, 24 June 2002 10:05
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That was pretty funny and funny to see how some people get influenced by Fast and Furious .
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May 2002
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Mon, 24 June 2002 13:31
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its got saaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwz! 
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Location:
sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Mon, 24 June 2002 17:13
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what a crack up! ehehehe  
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Location:
Adelaide
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May 2002
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Wed, 26 June 2002 16:42
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just when people thought that the original script couldnt get anymore korny
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I supported Toymods
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sydney
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Thu, 27 June 2002 02:39
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hahahahah... Well done Simon
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Location:
Coffs
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May 2002
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Re: Eating Fast food - Fast and Furious Style
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Thu, 27 June 2002 07:23
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Simon u got any more of that funny stuff????
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Location:
Adelaide
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June 2002
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 goddam, this is the third forum ive seen this on.
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Thu, 27 June 2002 13:57
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third forum, third time i pissed myself laughing. who ever though of this deserves money. 
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