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Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise...
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Sun, 22 June 2003 11:12
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i am bored, and study sucks!
"Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos" - H. Simpson
"Gaffer tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together" - Unknown aussie engineer
"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel" - H. Simpson
"What is originality? Undetected plagiarism" - Dean Inge
"Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space" - Rebecca West
"One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up" - Annon student's actual exam answer
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations" - David Friedman
"I can't give you a brain, but i can give you a diploma" - L. Frank Baum (Wizard of Oz)
"Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's going to take is away from me. Not you! Not its rightful owner! Not anybody!" - H. Simpson
"Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say, we built a pretty nice cage for him." - H. Simpson
"We should be safe up here. I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees" - B. Simpson
"You know, there's a lesson here for all of us: it's better to watch stuff than to do stuff" - H. Simpson
And finally......
"The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss" - Douglas Adams
i'll shut up for a while now....
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Sun, 22 June 2003 11:16
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LOL... You're an idiot Karl, you really are ...
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Mon, 23 June 2003 00:42
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THE WITZL wrote on Sun, 22 June 2003 21:12 |
"You know, there's a lesson here for all of us: it's better to watch stuff than to do stuff" - H. Simpson
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i like this one
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Location: Canberra
Registered: December 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 00:47
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes." SKECHY CREW
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: August 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 01:06
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i used to have a txt docu with 100's of em... but some low life at uni nicked my zip disk... that'll learn me not to backup...
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Location: ballarat
Registered: April 2003
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Mon, 23 June 2003 03:02
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"i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy" - tom waits
"software is a gas - it expands to fill any given container it is put in" - unknown
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Location: Mornington Peninsula
Registered: September 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 03:05
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"Everytime I learn something new it pushes something old out, like the time I took the wine making course and forgot how to drive" - H Simpson.
"smell that son, that's the smell of justice", "Smell's like hot dogs" Officer wiggum and Ralph Wiggum
"Me fail English, that's umpossible." - Ralph
Gotta love all the Simpson's quotes!
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Location: The Rainy City
Registered: May 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 03:16
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"My mommy says im cool" - Milhouse
"A wasted weekend is not a weekend wasted" - Unknown, seen on a poster.
cheers
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Location: Hornsby, N.S.W
Registered: September 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 07:45
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MISS HOOVER, I ATE MY CRAYON!!!! RALPH WIGEM
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Location: Hornsby, N.S.W
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Mon, 23 June 2003 07:49
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 10:04
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On tonights episode where Krusty comes to the Simpsons house for dinner...
There's a knock at the door and Krusty's famous laugh and his horn goes off and Homer says "You think it could be him???"
LOL ...
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location: Sydney
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Mon, 23 June 2003 10:28
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"YAY SLEEP! That's where I'm a Viking!" - Ralph Wiggum
"Father, Uncle Apu! The principal and a teacher were in a closet together and the principal had as many arms as Vishnu and they were ALL VERY BUSY!" - Apu's Neice
"*gasp* WOW!" - Apu N.
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
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Mon, 23 June 2003 11:22
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I love that Apu quote Karl...
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
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Mon, 23 June 2003 11:27
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
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Mon, 23 June 2003 11:39
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Here are some Quotes from Homer Simpson:
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
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Location: Hornsby, N.S.W
Registered: September 2002
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Mon, 23 June 2003 21:38
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benny the link didnt work
justin
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Location: Brisbane, QLD
Registered: February 2003
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Tue, 24 June 2003 04:25
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"I bent my Wookie" - Ralph Wiggum
"When playing sport it doesnt matter if you win or lose, its how wasted you get" -Cant remember(dont even think its an exact quote )
And one that had me laughing on and off for a couple of days due to its utter stupidity:
"How much are the chopsticks? 29 cents? What a bargain!!" -Random quote from a friends website
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Tue, 24 June 2003 04:48
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just to sh*t stir..... :D:D
"Around here we practice safe sex. We brand the sheep that kick" - Anon Kiwi
Sorry to all you kiwi's out there! It's all in good jest!
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Tue, 24 June 2003 04:56
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this is one of my fav simpsons quotes...
Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.
Homer: Hey, those are exactly my sentimonies.
Barney: sdaflkdsa,vcmnbcs,kdsuiwerfiaflasd
Moe: Yeah, you said it Barn.
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Tue, 24 June 2003 04:59
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Homer - "No TV and no beer make homer something something"
Marge - "Go crazy?"
Homer - "DON'T MIND IF I DO! Gee *wvvvft* blublublu *wrrtwrrt* blaubglsjfgljasbglj.... UURRRGGGHHHH!!"
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*rotflmao* Does anyone else remember when Homer tried to get Bart to take the Focasim "Candy" and he tested it himself!?!?!
It still makes me cry!
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Location: c'town, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Tue, 24 June 2003 05:04
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Homer: but i dont believe in JEEBUS!!
Homer: OHHH SAVE ME JEEEEBBBUUUUSSS!!!
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Location: was adelaide now newcastle
Registered: February 2003
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Tue, 24 June 2003 06:36
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Quote: | "Around here we practice safe sex. We brand the sheep that kick" - Anon Kiwi
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another from a kiwi mate:
"you aussies say that us newzealanders root sheep....., but we sell them to you and you eat them!!"
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Location: On your mum!
Registered: May 2002
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Tue, 24 June 2003 08:08
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Stiffler "I'll just get a spoon so you can eat my ass".
American Pie.
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I supported Toymods
Location: I renounced punctuation
Registered: May 2002
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Tue, 24 June 2003 10:23
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After reading the "torque" and deciding I can't be bothered (and the fact that oldcorollas is doing a fine job anyway ), I was reminded of this delightful passage from the episode where Homer needs bypass surgery:
Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?
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I supported Toymods
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Tue, 24 June 2003 12:39
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Homer: I'm feeling kind of low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau.
Apu: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh ... well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
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Location: Sydney
Registered: June 2002
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Tue, 24 June 2003 13:03
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"hello super nintendo charmers"
-another ralph wiggum one liner
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I supported Toymods
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Tue, 24 June 2003 22:14
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"I'm learnding." Ralph again.
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Location: ballarat
Registered: April 2003
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Tue, 24 June 2003 23:22
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"I'm sorry, but the fingers you used to dial are too fat. Please mash the keypad now to obtain a special dialing wand." - when homer trys to call for help when he is a 'big fat dynamo'
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Club Member
Location: Sydney, NSW
Registered: May 2002
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Wed, 25 June 2003 10:28
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screw loose 22 wrote on Tue, 24 June 2003 07:38 | benny the link didnt work
justin
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Works for me everytime dude...
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I supported Toymods Toymods Club Secretary
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Registered: May 2002
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Location: Barossa valley SA
Registered: January 2003
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Wed, 25 June 2003 11:37
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"why can't we have real marshmellows?" "Shut up and eat your pinecone!" -- Can't remember who, at camp Krusty
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I supported Toymods Toymods Club Secretary
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Fri, 27 June 2003 22:56
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7mgte83 wrote on Wed, 25 June 2003 21:37 | "why can't we have real marshmellows?" "Shut up and eat your pinecone!" -- Can't remember who, at camp Krusty
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That would have been either Nelson or Kernie I believe..
How old is Kernie meant to be anyway???! He's always talking about his kid/divorce or some such thing! rofl
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Location: Hornsby, N.S.W
Registered: September 2002
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Sat, 28 June 2003 14:24
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Rolla Boy wrote on Wed, 25 June 2003 20:28 |
screw loose 22 wrote on Tue, 24 June 2003 07:38 | benny the link didnt work
justin
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well you are the special one arnt you
justin
Works for me everytime dude...
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Location: Canberra
Registered: May 2002
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Sun, 29 June 2003 05:14
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"Bed goes up Bed goes down .. Bed goes up Bed goes down.."
"Cloud goes up, Cloud goes down.. Cloud goes up, Cloud goes down.." Homer .J. Simpson
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Location: Canberra
Registered: September 2002
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Sun, 29 June 2003 08:44
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While doing circlework - "mmmmmmmmmmm..... Donuts........" HJS
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Toymods Board Member I supported Toymods
Location: Turramurra, Sydney.
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Sun, 29 June 2003 14:03
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Haha, can you guess where the quote in my sig comes from?
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Location: Perth
Registered: November 2002
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Sun, 29 June 2003 14:55
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Personally I like Futurama and Family Guy better then Simpsons.
Family Guy
Lois - "Peter, isn't it alittle esoteric?"
Peter - "Esoteric?"
zooms to Peter's Brain where men are sitting around a board table with esoteric written on some butchers paper
Man 1 - "Could it mean sexy?
Man 2 - "I think its a science term"
Man 3 - "Fella's fella's, esoteric means delicious"
flashes back
Peter - "Lois, Who's the Boss isn't a food"
Brian - "Swing and a miss"
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Peter at a garage sale - "Ah, I used to love playing with this bike when I was young"
flashes back to him at a tea party with his bike
Peter - "More tea Mr Bike?"
Futurama
Bender - "Maybe it just learned to talk as a parlour trick, like Fry"
Fry - "Like Fry, Like Fry"
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Femputer - "Death!"
Everyone - GASP
Femputer - "By snoosnoo!" (sex)
Fry and Zap - "Alright!"
Kiff - "Noooo!"
Zap - "What are you, gay?"
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Location: c'town, NSW
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Sun, 29 June 2003 21:56
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Bender: Hey what kinda party is this theres no blackjack and theres only one hooker...
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
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Mon, 30 June 2003 02:48
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Ok I am a big movie buff, well... more so movies that push the boundaries. There too many quotes that I love, so here are only a few.
"I don't care who's nephew you are, who you know, who's dick your sucking on..... your going down!" Al Pachino
"Honey, I ain't gonna hurt you..... I'm just gonna beat your fucking head in!" Jack Nicholson, The Shinning.
"Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"
"How tall are you private?" "5'10 sir" "I didn't know they stack shit that high"
"Are you a Peter Puffer?" Sgt. ???? Full Metal Jacket
"Bring out the Gimp" Zed, Pulp Fiction
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell" Exorcist
"It's definitely weak but I have a feeling if we do
enough of it we'll be okay"
"Where's your lithium?" Bateman, American Psycho
And some from funny movies and TV progs,
"Want to BREED?" Willow
"Ok, but its gonna cost ya....... $50..... and a blowjob" BadaBing bouncer from Sopranos
"You must be one dumb motherfucker to lose your job on your day off" Chris Tucker, Friday
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" Shooter McGavin
"You eat pieces of shit??!!" Adam Sandler
"I'm in jail..... my dick gets hard if the wind blows"
"$7 ..... for a Coke????? I can get blown for $7!" Eddie Murphy
"LOOK!! Its the PIE FUCKER!!" Jay & Silent Bob
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Location: Cabramatta, NSW
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Tue, 01 July 2003 00:16
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"MEDIC!" - Repeated about 2 billion times during Starship Troopers.
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Location: queensland
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Wed, 02 July 2003 01:29
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UUP AND AT THEEM
Up and atom!
UP AND AT THEM
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I supported Toymods
Location: Perth
Registered: May 2002
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Wed, 02 July 2003 01:31
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You watched it last night too didn't you?
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Wed, 02 July 2003 02:06
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RANIER WOLFCASLTE's BEST:
"Laughing time is over!"
"Phil, those pants make you look like a homosexual."
"BOO!!"
"Maybe you are ALL homosexuals!"
"I am starring in a new movie where i am horrified to find out my son is a NERD"
"I'm laughing already"
"It is not a comedy"
"Meeting adjourned!"
"wow! you sure took care of that meeting McBain!"
"And now I am thinking of holding another meeting.. IN BED!"
"AHH! My EYES! These goggles do NOTHING!"
"My brautwurst has a first name, its k-r-a-u-t. My brautwurst has a second name its b-r-a-u-t-k-z........."
heeheeheee
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Location: Epping, Sydney
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Wed, 02 July 2003 02:10
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pick the movies
1) "Luke, I am your father." (nice easy one for you)
2) "How in the name of Zuess's butthole??!!!!"
3) "Unemployed, in GREENLAND!"
4) "Time is not important, only life is important." (my fav. movie) & "Life, which you so nobley serve, is created from destruction." (same movie)
5) "Some things are true whether you believe them or not."
wednesday arvo quiz for you
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
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Wed, 02 July 2003 02:51
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Number 4.......... DEAD EASY............. 5th Element!
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Location: Epping, Sydney
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Wed, 02 July 2003 02:56
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ahh a man after my own heart.... I LLOOOOOVE that movie
BZZZZZZZZZZ you are SUPA gween
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Wed, 02 July 2003 03:08
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Nark wrote on Tue, 01 July 2003 10:16 | "MEDIC!" - Repeated about 2 billion times during Starship Troopers.
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anyone played wolfenstein: enemy territiry or return to castle wolfenstein multiplayer?
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Location: c'town, NSW
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Wed, 02 July 2003 03:13
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RobST162 wrote on Wed, 02 July 2003 12:10 | pick the movies
1) "Luke, I am your father." (nice easy one for you)
2) "How in the name of Zuess's butthole??!!!!"
3) "Unemployed, in GREENLAND!"
4) "Time is not important, only life is important." (my fav. movie) & "Life, which you so nobley serve, is created from destruction." (same movie)
5) "Some things are true whether you believe them or not."
wednesday arvo quiz for you
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1) empire
2) the rock
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Location: Epping, Sydney
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Wed, 02 July 2003 03:31
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that leaves #3 and #5.. I should have made prizes...
if you can list all 5 correctly, I will give you my exahust mainfold that is in parts for sale..
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Wed, 02 July 2003 04:07
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#1 empire
#2 the rock
#3 the princess bride
#4 fith element
#5 city of angels
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Location: Epping, Sydney
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Wed, 02 July 2003 04:13
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The answers..... 4 out of 5 ain't bad Ed
1) Empire
2) The Rock
3) The Princess Bride
4) Fifth Element
5) Fight Club
I don't know about whether the same line is in city of angels or not, but I know it is from Fight Club, when he has the gun to that guys head. I forgot to put a quote in from Young Einstien, my #2 favorite movie.... "Every time I think about your theory of relativity, I get a headache." & "I'm a Tasmanian."
heheh, Ed you can have my manifold though... aren't I kind?
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Wed, 02 July 2003 04:40
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RobST162 wrote on Wed, 02 July 2003 14:37 | I was going to throw it out
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i think 'was' should be 'am'
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Location: Epping, Sydney
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Wed, 02 July 2003 04:43
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look at it! It's wonderful..
is THAT the way you treat my generous prize??
You cut me man, cut me deep.
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Location: Barossa valley SA
Registered: January 2003
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Sun, 06 July 2003 02:12
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"We can stay up late, swappin manly stories, and in the mornin I'm makin waffels" --- Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek
now that movie has some good quotes
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Sun, 06 July 2003 02:31
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"Is it dead" BOON DOCK SAINTS when they blow the cat away on table at point blank >>all over the wall<<
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Location: GoldCoast/Brisbane
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Sun, 06 July 2003 06:47
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Flem...... love your sig!!
Sadly Hardcore is pretty much dead in the eyes of todays young ravers!! "ohhhhhhh its toooo hard!!!" "ohhhhhhh its tooo quick"
Damn pussies!!
And they say that Happy Hardcore is CHEEZE!!
I ought to slap those lil twats silly!!
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Sun, 06 July 2003 16:30
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Anything fits if u push hard enough (engineering, not sexual)
simpsons: Quidgybow?
movies: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And i'm all outa bubblegum. (evildead 3 i think)
Why am i on brain detail? (samuel jackson, pulp fiction)
I'm a mean mmmmmm fffffff servant of god! (preacher, dusk till dawn)
What the fuck is goony goo goo? (eddie murphy, delirious)
Don't cum too quick or i will clench my butt checks and rip your dick off (gay mr.t, eddie murphy, delirious)
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