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 Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 09:10
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Asian Pride - Got Rice Bitch?
It's the A-z-n, nigga fuck the rest
Die less to New York jigga we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia,
Phillipines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea ah ah, hometown China
Who u got huh? U got shit nigga feel the size
It's the A-z-n betta recognize
Got Rice Bitch? Got Rice? Got Food, got soup got fights?
Got Brains like us? Got Skills like us? Got cars, got clothes, got girls like us?
Wazzup? We the shit n we gonna kill yall fools
Got money in the bank from our family jewels
Can we help it if we raid and kurupt the skools?
It don't matter, fuck the law, shit we break the rulez
We jack cars fuck engines yeah we got the tools
Pump it out, take the shit n then we shoot sum pools
U fuck wit me u fuck wit all bitch don't think its kewl
1 on 1? Fuck Dat, its 3 on 1, yeah fool
Got Rice Bitch? Got Rice? Got nething 2 show that is nice?
Got caps, got booze, got looks like us? No hell, ure white, ull neva b like us
Take off ure shoes when u enter please or crawl around on the floor with ure fucking kneez
Don't mind the smell u'll get used 2 it, moth balls, dried squid and that booty shit
What the hell is that? U think I don't c ne forks in the house, chopsticks only
Have a taste don't b scared try the lemon tea, dun want it? thats aiiite try the fuck hong lee
Got Rice Bitch? Got Rice? Got luck everytime u roll the dice?
Ure luck is bad unless u run n hide coz we thugz 4 life baby, AZN PRIDE
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Location:
Perth
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May 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 09:11
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Thats the funnyist sht i've heard. my mates got it burnt on cd.
whenever anyone talks about riced up cars i think of that and pss myself 
GOT RICE BITCH
i want the sticker
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 09:30
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jealous are we ?
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Location:
Perth
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May 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 11:05
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what off your rice bitch
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I supported Toymods
Location:
sydney.au
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August 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 11:10
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hehe
yeah its a funny MP3
not a bad parody
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 11:53
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Location:
Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 11:57
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"chinese freestyle" by jackass is also pretty funny
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 12:35
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its the lancer dood - it being fulsic and all 
we are all NV-us !
sell the twin turbo celica and get some altezza's and neons happenin BRO!
Ha chuckle at the parody thou there are funnier about 
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 12:50
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its the lancer dood - it being fulsic and all
we are all NV-us !
sell the twin turbo celica and get some altezza's and neons happenin BRO!
Ha chuckle at the parody thou there are funnier about
HAHAHAHAHAH classique... i am in tears hahahahahahah
fcking smartarse ! ahahahah
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Location:
Perth
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May 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 13:56
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i was just trying an authentic accent
a 100%? U havent beent to the delis in perth
mee no speka propa englash more fried lice pwease
just fkn with ya i respect the mighty celica in all its plastic fantastic form. 
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Wed, 02 July 2003 22:58
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hahah yeh well them asians are prolly making millions off people like u cuz u order ur lemon chicken and fly lice and spring lolls
oh and what plastic - its an 85 celica 
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Location:
Cabramatta, NSW
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May 2002
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Wed, 02 July 2003 23:58
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I've got two other tracks from AZN Pride. The first one is the best though.
Got some Vietnamese rap too.
BTW, it's a Chigga, not a jigga...
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Thu, 03 July 2003 02:30
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ahhahah chigga... send it to me max... lkhoo@hlbnsw.com.au
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Location:
Perth
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May 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Thu, 03 July 2003 02:33
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Do you want the fan mail address to?
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January 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Thu, 03 July 2003 07:18
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Who wants my chop sticks?
Hit you with my little shit ass dicks yellow
if you want to see me, eat jello
ive never seen nothing like you before!
I can kick you...
higher than you can kick me
i can kick you way up in too a tree
who wants a taste of my hoo-long tea
Ooorr Ha Ooorr Ha Ooorr Chi Chi
Everybody in the phone book named chang,
Wana see my wang?
Everybody wants to see me throw a fire ball
but thats not right not in real life
etc etc!
thats my contribution to the sars infested RiCe BoYz
hehehe, iam not racist at all!
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Thu, 03 July 2003 09:50
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to quote and continue Mr Nova's
Everybody in the phone book named chang,
Wana see my wang? taste its tang? Its a ricer call !
Anybody wanna see me throw a fire ball!,
Kam-eh-ha-meha ! hands up!
fight in the air with me !
that aint no real life -
thats Dragonball Zee !
*pause*
Word to ya ninja's !
*yo*
Word to ya leetle seesta!
*yo*
See me driftin my Bi- ce- cal ( bicyle ),
im full sic bro!
Peddelin thru the bends -
i Kick your ass YO!
Take a chill pill ,
its time to get down ,
For me and my boys,
we be lappin chinatown!
kick up the bass,
and turn on the neons ,
we be wakin the spirits
from many past eons!
with the 5 inch tip,
and the massive Sic chromies !
we be chillin eatin noodles with our homies!
You dont like my scene, smellin like the raw fish!
Well f*ck you bitch - i abuse you with my engrish!
[Updated on: Thu, 03 July 2003 09:51]
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Location:
Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Thu, 03 July 2003 10:22
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and if you wanna little mint, thats 50c bitch,
everything costs a little bit,
you dont get nothing for free, at least not from me,
ching chang chewee
(so true)
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Thu, 03 July 2003 12:32
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Does anyone have these on MP3 files???
I want 'em...
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Location:
Cabramatta, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Fri, 04 July 2003 01:25
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I've got a bunch but you'll have to wait for me to rebuild my firewall first. 
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Club Member
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Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Fri, 04 July 2003 08:57
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No worries Maxy baby...
I'll wait for ya ...
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Location:
Gold Coast
Registered:
October 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Fri, 04 July 2003 13:05
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haha i know brandons freestyle rap off by heart
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Location:
Cabramatta, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Sat, 12 July 2003 05:15
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Sweet... Thanks Max...
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Sat, 12 July 2003 12:01
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Isnt it Bams Freestyle
And off CKY2K?
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Location:
Carlingford, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Got rice bitch (no offence)
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Sat, 12 July 2003 16:27
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the skellitor song off cky4 is awesome
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