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Sydney
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June 2002
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bumper stickers
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Tue, 08 July 2003 12:51
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i brake for insects.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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All generalizations are false.
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Forget about World Peace...visualize using your turn signal.
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We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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No radio - Already stolen.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Who stopped payment on my reality check?
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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
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Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
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I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Tue, 08 July 2003 16:49
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haha, i love it. there's a few in there i wouldnt mind
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Location:
Finland
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Tue, 08 July 2003 17:49
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Dont laugh! Your daughter might be here on the backseat.
My dog yes!
My girl friend maybe!
My Toyota never! <- Wasnt this one in the Vanishing point movie
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Location:
near chris and murray vic
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 09 July 2003 03:21
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"the more people i meet the more i like my dog"
should we worry about this person?
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Location:
Austin, Tx
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 09 July 2003 05:41
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Horn broken watch for finger
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Hows my driving call -1-800-eat-shit
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If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
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I am not tailgating i am drafting
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Honk if something falls off
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Get in sit down shut up and hold on
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Hit me i need the money
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This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Quit honking I'm reloading
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I'm trying to see life from your point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass
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Bad cop no donut
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Registered:
May 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 10 July 2003 05:25
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>>HIT ME I NEED THE MONEY<<
This is so true for most people, i can remember heaps of times when people have been so dissapointed when people have ALMOST hit them...
"i just need someone to scratch the back, not too badly, but i could do with a new paint job...thats all" -juzzo84
MEL
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Location:
Lost in the K hole
Registered:
May 2002
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 10 July 2003 06:16
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one of my personal favorites
INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 10 July 2003 06:38
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caution: vehicle frequently sideways
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virgin conversion - mobile unit
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 10 July 2003 09:45
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"Woman who know me call me Mr Big"
Not all that funny...but as it was on my first car, and the fact that my mum drove that car for about 4 months....well for a while weemen who knew her called her mr big *forces laughter*
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Location:
cambo
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 10 July 2003 10:05
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BLAT racing Brake Late And Turn
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Fri, 11 July 2003 00:54
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i HATE those religious ones, like
dont drive faster than your angel can fly
dont judge me by my car, my treasure is in heaven
and crap like that... arg!
dont get me wrong, im not anti-religious or un-spirtual, just they dont have to shove it down my throat!
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Fri, 11 July 2003 08:21
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i pity religious people for their overwhelming ignorance
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Location:
GoldCoast/Brisbane
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Fri, 11 July 2003 12:35
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Now Now!!! Be nice people!! Please!!
Okily Dokily!! 
I do not worship any god, but have respect for those that do and leave them be! Most religions if you analyse them are not teaching you anything bad... trust me... I have studied!!
It is peoples different interpretations of scriptures and such that is the root of conflicts between religious groups!!
Anyhooo now that I have said my bit...., lets please keep this topic away from religion!!
Hmmm bumper stickers that I love!!
One of my favs is....
I'd rather be an old fart,
than a young dickhead!!
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Location:
Lost in the K hole
Registered:
May 2002
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Location:
Ipswich
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Sat, 12 July 2003 09:36
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If you can read this sticker then where the hell is my caravan?
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Mon, 14 July 2003 08:17
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Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my arse!
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Tue, 15 July 2003 06:35
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| Helmann wrote on Sat, 12 July 2003 17:36 |
If you can read this sticker then where the hell is my caravan?
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HAHAHA
Thats a good one
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Location:
was adelaide now newcastle
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 16 July 2003 02:46
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Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my arse!
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ive said it once before and ill say it again, these people want hemmorroids???
any way heres my contribution, not a sticker but funny, instead of the old "wash me" written on the filth of a dirty car, i saw this "i wish my girlfriend was this dirty".
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Location:
Austin, Tx
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 16 July 2003 03:48
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I brake for the hell of it
If cleanliness is next to godliness this car is on its way to hell
I haven't been the same since the house fell on my sister
If u can catch me u can eat me
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 16 July 2003 06:07
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slogan on the back of a motorcyclists t-shirt
"if you can read this the bitch fell off"
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 16 July 2003 08:25
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| JDM hachi wrote on Wed, 16 July 2003 12:46 |
"i wish my girlfriend was this dirty".
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... That has to be the best one so far ...
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Tue, 22 July 2003 08:52
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stuck to the dash of my mates trashed HQ panel van....
ANSWER MY PRAYERS...STEAL MY CAR!!!
its a pile of smoking rubber and rusty steel
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Registered:
March 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Wed, 23 July 2003 11:31
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i dont know where i originally saw it but i got it made up for my old mirage:
"Im so happy i could just fart"
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 24 July 2003 08:14
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Im very disturbed by this one i saw on a local B= S lad's WB ute ..
" i luv 4 tits "
I bet he does- damn cowboy !
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Location:
ballarat
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: bumper stickers
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Thu, 24 July 2003 23:31
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i saw this one on a another b&s ute
"www.sexinmyute.now.ok"
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