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Location:
Perth
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June 2003
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You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 04:47
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You know your a rice boy if....
1. You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after EVERY race.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. More than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't get.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in
18. You brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking ass at the autocross.
27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car'.
30. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
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Location:
ballarat
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 05:04
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| cytribe wrote on Fri, 15 August 2003 14:47 |
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
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Location:
Central Coast
Registered:
March 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 05:17
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Its stupid shit like this that starts arguements. Some of it may be funny but its just gonna cause shit amongst people
I dont know what "bracket racing" so this must mean im a "ricer"
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Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 05:22
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after the rather heated discussions of recent days, like on "UH OH" and "What is it with you guys and rice" I can see some flameage happenning here....
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Location:
ballarat
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 05:25
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funny thread, but to me, my car is a sleeper, and some people like to rice their cars, hey its their car not mine so i don't really care, i have a bit of a laugh, but its up to them what the do with their car.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 06:14
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I actually cut and pasted this from somewhere else, I thought the whole rice arguements were getting out of hand so this should lighten things up  don't take it too seriously
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Location:
The Eastwood MASSIVE !
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 08:46
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| cytribe wrote on Fri, 15 August 2003 14:47 |
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
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Oh no , I have " Powered by Toyota " seat belt shoulder things.
And swank , take a freakin chill pill.
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Location:
Gold Coast
Registered:
October 2002
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 08:53
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i dont use the term rice anymore. ive reverted to the terms:
'shit'
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'nice car'
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Location:
Germany
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 10:02
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| munki wrote on Fri, 15 August 2003 18:53 |
i dont use the term rice anymore. ive reverted to the terms:
'shit'
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'nice car'
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That definitely sorts the wheat from the chaff, hehe.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Fri, 15 August 2003 14:08
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| cytribe wrote on Fri, 15 August 2003 14:47 |
You know your a rice boy if....
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
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I was going to bring in a 4 door Integra Type R....... Riceboy? I think not!
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Sun, 17 August 2003 05:43
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come on people, smile a little! It's just some light humour.
much like the "you know you've got a horsepower" addiction one that was floating around (which I personally loved )
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Sun, 17 August 2003 11:57
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| draven wrote on Sun, 17 August 2003 15:43 |
come on people, smile a little! It's just some light humour.
much like the "you know you've got a horsepower" addiction one that was floating around (which I personally loved )
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Yeah... I had to post up that Horsepower addiction thread cause my Corolla is just soooo full of horsies  ...
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Location:
Central Coast
Registered:
March 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Mon, 18 August 2003 00:00
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Oh no , I have " Powered by Toyota " seat belt shoulder things.
And swank , take a freakin chill pill.[/quote]
I dont take any of this as being offensive and I find some of it to be quite funny. I wasnt telling any1 to shut the hell up or anything like that. The whole "rice" thing is just a little touchy at the moment. Thats all I was getting at dude.
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Location:
The Eastwood MASSIVE !
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: You know you're a riceboy if:
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Mon, 18 August 2003 09:47
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No worries mate , I guess it just a case of one mans passion is another mans pioson.
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