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Tue, 26 August 2003 11:59
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Ok couldn't help myself I thought this was great !
The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church in the Vatican. They were sitting near the rear
and as the Pope was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst
themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up
and says, "Your Excellency, are there any midget nuns in the Church ?" "No," said
the Pope, "There are no midget nuns in the Church." A little time passed
and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves
causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the Pope.
Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Holy One, are there any midget nuns in
Rome?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the Church or in Rome." says
the Pope. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the Pope.
Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Oh Exalted Being, are there any midget nuns in
Italy?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in Italy, in Rome, and no
midget nuns in the Church." exclaimed the Pope, obviously upset.
The dwarfs continue their interference.
Dopey stands up and asks, "Your Greatness, are there any midget nuns in Europe?"
The Pope, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the Church, in Rome, in Italy, no midget nuns in Europe,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"
Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey
fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin."
So any other 7 Dwarf jokes ?
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Re: The Seven Dwarf's
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Tue, 26 August 2003 12:22
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Snow White had recently moved into the seven dwarfs' house. The dwarfs were all a bit horny, not ever having been so close to a woman before.
One day they thought they might engage in some voyeurism and perve on her getting undressed. Of course being so short they were unable to reach the window sill. So they decided to stand on each others heads so the dwarf on top could see thru the window. He would then describe what she was doing to the next dwarf and so on down the chain.
Snow White came in after a day of picking flowers and headed straight to her room. The dwarfs immediately ran outside and formed a column outside her window.
Snow White took off her top.
"She took off her top"
"She took off her top"
"She took off her top"
"She took off her top"
"She took off her top"
"She took off her top"
Then Snow White took off her bra.
"She took off her bra"
"She took off her bra"
"She took off her bra"
"She took off her bra"
"She took off her bra"
"She took off her bra"
Then Snow White took off her panties.
"She took off her panties"
"She took off her panties"
"She took off her panties"
"She took off her panties"
"She took off her panties"
"She took off her panties"
Suddenly there was a rustling in the forest.
"Shhhh. Somebody's coming."
"So am I."
"So am I."
"So am I."
"So am I."
"So am I."
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Re: The Seven Dwarf's
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Wed, 27 August 2003 12:56
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GTs joke gets the thumbs up ! haha
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I supported Toymods
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Re: The Seven Dwarf's
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Wed, 27 August 2003 12:59
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I heard that one ages ago Rod... and it still gets a laugh outta me 
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