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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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My Suzuki shits on your Toyota!
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Sat, 13 July 2002 10:33
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My Suzuki shits on your Toyota!
As most of you know I have a highly worked Twin Turbo Suzuki Baleno that is currently kicking arse in the suburbs! I have already proven myself as yogi8u knows and now i'm putting out the chalenge to all you toypoofs out there.
And you can't blame the weather on this one!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Registered: May 2002
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Re: My Suzuki shits on your Toyota!
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Sat, 13 July 2002 10:49

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Time is, perhaps, on your side... I WILL create the 1UZ powered Cressida I have been "conceptualizing" for some time.
When it's done, I'll come looking for you...
"Enjoy it while it lasts"
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Location: Coffs
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 10:51

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Take your stuff else where.
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 10:53

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lol - kicking arse in the suburbs ??
Hmm - put it up against a cops Gen 3 Commodore pursuit car and see how far you get!
Hope u took on Yogi on the drag strip and not on a street .. otherwise - temporary aussie
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Registered: May 2002
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Re: My Suzuki shits on your Toyota!
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Sat, 13 July 2002 10:55

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"Walk quietly and carry a big stick"
I'll be seeing you...
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 10:57

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GOOD CALL ROLLADOOR!
I don't race strips. Real men race on the road! I bet yogi8u fair and square, and i'll beat you to!
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Location: Coffs
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:01

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How about I tell the cops you street race and then you can race one of there Gen 3 Commodore pursuit car and see how far you get like Classique71 said.
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:02

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it is all called karma. you will get yours when you nice shiny girls car torque steers you into a power pole and you preety shiny sparkly chromy bits will be all dented and scuffed along with your pride. by the way got any proof that you beat yogi? or should we just take the word of someone that drives a girls car. oh and how much have you spent on your turbo setup including car and all the mods you have done to it?
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:06

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ROLLADOOR! You don't want to get on the wrong side of me mate!
I'd whip the arse of your Gen III Bommerdoor any day! 
It's not like i'm new to pursuits, just ask my mate yogi8u!
The tides turning isn't it boys!
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:06

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Suzuki_Man wrote on Sat, 13 July 2002 8:57 PM | GOOD CALL ROLLADOOR!
I don't race strips. Real men race on the road! I bet yogi8u fair and square, and i'll beat you to!
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heh - how much do you charge ? sounds like you like to toss off alot - you might as well make some money out of us while your flogging our cars ?
In the words of a wise wise man " get a life "
BTW what was yogi doing when you beat him - was he driving the the drive thru at maccas and you had to pass him to wait in the bay ??? Or was it to load your mighty suzy up with premuim rice-juice at BP ??
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:13

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Watch yourself Classique71!
2TB? Standard shit mate! Power on champ, at least you had a go. You don't need to spend much on a Suzuki to get loads of low end torque out its powerplant!
What's worng boys? Ice on the road!
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Club Member
Location: sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:13

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Very interesting thread this........I guess theres no need to use quotes from other parts of the forums again.
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:18

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Laughs - i always love when people like this come onto forums ..
And nahh - I wouldnt race you - for one id hate to have your plastic fantastic running into my car while you pretend to be a drift king and loose control, two id look at stupid as you doing illegal things on the road - and three - well I dont want my insurance premiums higher than they already are and its loosers like you that give car enthusiasts a bad name ..
Do us all a favour and take your ego to a track , and save the rest of us civillans from encountering your immature habits on public roads .
I hope you like statistics fella - cause your soon gunna be one
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:26

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Right mate!
where do ya want to meet bro? i'll meet you anywhere you want to, me and my suzuki men will be waiting. you better come armed to cause there's gonna be bloodshed!
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:37

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for those non-beleivers, i just took a picture of my engine bay!
FYI, I am the bloody drift king bro
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:51

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drift king in a front wheel drive car, UHHHH HUH (enough said) by the way you didnt answer my question on how much your setup cost you? cos im sure if we spent half of what you have spent on your little dof doof car we could beat you down the strip anyday if it even is your car.
You and your suzuki bros go bend each other over some other place and not here.
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Location: NSW/WA
Registered: July 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 11:58

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I'll bend you over (A telegraph pole)
About the setup, If you need to ask it's more than you can afford.
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:01

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hook , line - and sinker
* reels in another fish *
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ }=<)))*>
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Location: Perth WA
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:03

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Hmmm.....by the looks of the picture, its either the Suzuki is rear-wheel drive, a rotary and probably fake....
Cheers
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:07

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yeh dont think i have seena suzuki baleno with a North south FWD engine configuration although these suzuki guys are preety smart hey fellas
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Location: Coffs
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:12

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I say delete this thread and if the Newcomer Suzuki_Man keeps going on ban him.
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Location: Perth WA
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:13

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Hear, hear.....
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:13

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Nahh - how much ?? And what mods exactly have you done to this mighty machine of yours ??
I mean - if were gunna beat you and all - we better budget a setup that can beat yours ? No point taking my 2T-B against it without re-uniting it back with its 3/4 race camshaft and its old blow thru turbo setup
I can afford say - Hmm - 6 thousand ?? That would buy me a nice 3sgte setup - or a worked 3tgte ... Or a 1JZGTE All well capable of 10 - 11 second passes .. I mean a baleno - thats what - 1.3 litres or less + Single cam ? twin turbo hmms , what compression is it running ? Did you need forgies or headwork ? - or did you slot in a habausa motor into that bay ?
Youd have to be running a heavy duty clutch + gearbox , maybe something like an LSD setup to stop the wheelspin from the turbos ?? I know my brothers FWD Tx3 turbo has terrible issues with bog down on boost ... You plant it and it has no take up - just sits and smokes the fronts
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:28

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just to add fuel to the fire - my old stock * ahemcough!* 2tb used to be able to do 11's with its old 3/4 racecam and blowthruturbo setup - maybe i should see about putting them back on - and go for a little hunt * jokes * It used to have issues with steering though - casuse the ra40 it came out of never kept tyhe front wheels on the ground - it was constantly doing wheelstands
Anyway ra_40 - are u going to the cruise tomorrow with the CCCQ club ??
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Location: Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 12:48

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||EDIT FROM ANOTHER MESSAGE POSTED IN ANOTHER THRED||
Suzuki_Man...... if i was in the market for glorifyed shopping trolley, i would (only for a second) consider a Suzuki Baleno, i am after a CAR (you know those things that go 'broom broom'... not 'rattle rattle' whilst you try and avoid the spilt milk in isle 12 with little more than 2 loafs of bread on board.
I hear that the driving position of the baleno was designed around the driver having been adorned with high heels. Can you verify this for me?
Although the chick who use to do the ad's for the vehicle in question was quite attractive, i find it hard to believe that women of her calibre would be found other than dead in a vehicle similar to that with a male driving it.
From a (not so close inspection), the boot area seems to be a good shape for carrying your lunch, no more! (taking the average sandwich volume to be that of a ham sandwich - no mustard)
Maybe this inordinatly small volume could be ideal for you stereo system, assuming that the SPL rating of such system was a close correlation to that of the boots volume.
As for the engine..... id like to give it a run on the dyno against me.. (to keep competition fair, i will be bringing my ride on mover along for the occasion)
In closing - the Suzuki Baleno - as a car... makes a great emergency fireplace
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Location: Colac, Victoria
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 13:02

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ha! where did you come across that ? which thread - i need a good laugh
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 13:41

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just me or is that a triple rotor stuffed in that engine bay? if so, wouldn't that be impossibly hard in a FWD car?
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I supported Toymods
Location: Epping, Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 13:42

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and speaking of triple rotors... EVERYONE go out and download the video of the sprinter with a 20B turbo in it .. that thing is terrifying
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Location: Sydney
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 16:42

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nah its just a 13b =]
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Location: Brisbane - Chapel Hill
Registered: June 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 17:10

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what a loser ... dont stroke his ego for him guys ... ignore him, and he will go somewhere else for attention ...
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Location: Newcastle
Registered: May 2002
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Sat, 13 July 2002 23:19

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who is this guy trying to fool? I know my cars and that is a s4/s5 RX7 engine bay. Go and annoy someone else Sukuki_Man what a to$$er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: Hobart, Tas
Registered: May 2002
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Sun, 14 July 2002 02:15

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This Suzuki guy is a complete dickhead. Racing should be kept on the track, not the street. Anyone click on his profile and see the pic of his car? You don't have to know anything about engines to realise that somehow the engine bay doesn't match up. Not only is the engine nth-sthm, the colour is wrong!!
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Location: Sydney, Australia
Registered: May 2002
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Thread now locked
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Sun, 14 July 2002 03:11
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I'm locking this thread before it gets out of hand.
Guys the best thing you can do when people post stuff like this is just ignore them, rather than feed the fire.
Suzuki_man, whether you drive a greek hirecar 13b turbo Baleno or not you are welcome to use these forums as long as you play by the rules. Discussions and debates about different types of cars are welcome, personal attacks and slanging is not.
rgrds sam
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