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1st street on the right
Registered:
November 2002
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Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 08:18
 
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That has got to be a joke....
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This auction is for a "highly" modified 1987 Honda Civic LX Sedan Type-R. This vehicle is equipped with 1.5 Liters of 12 valve carbureted fury. I am sure that it puts down at least "60" Wheel horsepower, if not "62".
The Mods to the exterior of this car are truly awesome and extensive. The car is equipped with a stylish body kit by "suncast" (makers of fine gardening products and decorative edging) This 5inch garden trim accentuates the curves of the car and gives it a lowered menacing stance. The trim is mounted/stapled in such a way that it highlights the 9 Inch chrome trashcan that now functions as an exhaust.
I also equipped the civic with a non-functional "roof scoop", like the Mclaren F1 and the Saleen S7. It has to add at least 5hp.
In the summer the doors can be removed in the back instantly transforming this car into a civic with no rear doors.
The highlight of the body modifications to this car has to be the "Biplane-Kamikaze-Combat-Strafe-Attack Spoiler" It is made of wood for light weight and is mounted on 24 Inch Alloy Support Tubes (Pipe Conduit). The down force it provides helps keep the rear wheels in full contact with the road at all times. This down force works with the wide tri-star wheels to enable this car to corner like a Ferrari.
Now don't think that this car is all show and no go. It was build from day one to be a serious street racer. In fact it blew through the quarter mile in only 20.11 Seconds at 66.8 MPH! It eats Mustangs and Camaros for breakfast.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 08:23
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I love his tacho
ah crap I'm trying not to wet myself laughing
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 08:43
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hahaha what cack
whats funnier is the ppl in the "fanmail" who wrote replies with such passion not realising its a joke
heh
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 08:47
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I think the biggest joke is this
Current bid:
US $10,269.69 (Reserve met)
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 09:14
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I feel sorry for the poor bastard who bid for it
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Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 10:11
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ROFL for DAYS 
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 23:17
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That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
I cannot stop laughing.
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Thu, 18 September 2003 23:46
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aahahahhahahaha
"This vehicle is equipped with 1.5 Liters of 12 valve carbureted fury"
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"I am sure that it puts down at least "60" Wheel horsepower, if not "62"."
I've really got to remember these points if i ever want to sell my car just think how much i could get
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Location:
Adelaide, SA
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Fri, 19 September 2003 00:52
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I've got some pallets at work, so if you want I can make you guys some high-performance biplane-kamikake-combat-strafe-attack spoilers!! Although you only need them if you have in-excess of 60Hp, so that rules the rollaboys out!
Surely no-one is seriously buying this.....
dangling tweeters...ROTFL!!!!
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Fri, 19 September 2003 06:24
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As funny as it is, it seriously amazes me that someone would buy it...... 
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Fri, 19 September 2003 06:41
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I reckon the dude was given the car, saw it was a piece of shit and decided to make a joke street racer out of it... The whole thing must be a joke! He would have bid for it himself under a different name. Really, jokes aside, no-one would EVER accept the car (in its current form) as a gift let alone BUY it!!! The way the ad's written sounds like a joke... A funny one too.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
September 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Fri, 19 September 2003 15:40
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Hilarious. Gotta love the Décor roof scoop
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Location:
Ballarat, Victoria
Registered:
March 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Sat, 20 September 2003 08:14
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my corona paddock bomb was better than that 
wow, i just realised i learnt to drive (and drive like a jerk) in a toyota teary eyes all round....
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Location:
Northwestern Sydney
Registered:
August 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Mon, 22 September 2003 08:46
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It's now up to $14990
Feel sorry for the bloke who didn't read through the lines
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Location:
Carlingford, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Toymods Social Secretary
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Tue, 23 September 2003 04:05
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HAHAHAHA!!! he does the "i won" hazards too!!
I want one!
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Location:
Carlingford, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Tue, 23 September 2003 04:15
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yeah its sweet
crowd love it!
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Registered:
May 2003
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Location:
Dominica
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Fri, 26 September 2003 02:43
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if I had the money I would make 'em in mass production & give everyone I know one so we could cruise on the weekends.... 
I wonder what the intercooler is for....
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: So who would buy this?
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Fri, 26 September 2003 03:04
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i though the front mount might have been for the air conditioner but it doent work lol, that is a fucken funny car , i cant believe that people are cutting sick at him for "not knowing shit" man that car is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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