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10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 01:43
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10. They have boobs
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Wed, 24 September 2003 01:46
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I also know they can cook and clean. 
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Wed, 24 September 2003 02:39
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they are also good house ornaments.... 
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:00
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Mine nags..... 
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:01
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I know the good ones are elusive!
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:13
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they say they love you for 3 an half years then leave you for an ST162 driver..
maybe thats just my EX... 
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:19
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better to have loved and lost....
oh, I know most of them are headcases!
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:25
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thats why u have to go for the ones that already seem to be headcases. you'll get more consistant behaviour than going for the ones that seem normal and then turn out to be headcases.
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:27
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I'm not going for a headcase. been there at least 3 times in the past, and will be doing it for a job.
I want a nice sane girl thanks 
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 04:29
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| draven wrote on Wed, 24 September 2003 14:27 |
I'm not going for a headcase. been there at least 3 times in the past, and will be doing it for a job.
I want a nice sane girl thanks
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thats the spirit!!!!
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Wed, 24 September 2003 05:14
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heres my thoughts on the subject
and even when u dont think they are fucked up at all, they really really are, they are just good at hiding it
we just gotta decide whether they're level of fuckedupness is worth it or not
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Wed, 24 September 2003 05:21
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I know the good ones are elusive!
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they say they love you for 3 an half years then leave you for an ST162 driver..
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Well I guess I am on the right track.. 
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 05:24
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lucky you!
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Wed, 24 September 2003 05:25
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Yeah, what is it with crazy females? I don't think I'll ever understand them fully...
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 05:30
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I figure, ill let someone write a book. i can see the tittle now
Females For Dummies
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 05:41
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lucky you!
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Wasn't me dude! But for your sake, if you get a gf I will stay away...
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:18
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Women are like parking spots...the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.....
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:24
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not true
I've known 2 extremely eligible single women.
of course, they're both taken now - but for a while there!
what's the rule on how long you can be friends with a girl before it's no longer ok to ask her out?
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:32
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its never to longwomen all want it you just have to take them shopping first 
nah i've been going out with my missus for nearly 2 years shes nutz but who else is going to give me some dont answer that draven
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:35
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dammit ... you know me too well
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:36
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I was going to say shane probably would if you asked nicely and gave him some candy
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:39
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hey not all of them have boobs.
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:51
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well you're aiming too young then
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:52
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or did he\she have an adams apple?
cough*tranni*cough
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 06:56
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i seen on cops once,
this young dude was pickin up a chick, like a hooker or something...
and he got pulled over, and the cops are like.
" are you pickin up this hooker? "
dude
" nah man im giving her a lift home "
the cops are a lil sus about it..
the other cop is is talkin to the chick...
and the chick is actually a dude...
should have seen the look on the young dudes face when they told him that it was a dude....
extremely priceless...
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 07:15
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did anyone see rove last night - there was the chick who was the original carey (I think thats the name) from sex in the city, how fucked was this bitch.
man these "professional" type "independent" woman these days are so friggen up their own ___'s.
hate to be single and dealin with that shit!!!
I reckon you have to find one that is on an equal, same type of screwed upness as yourself then its cool.
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 07:38
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Chris, it's a 'New York thing'...I heard an interview with her on the ABC yesterday - it was very interesting.
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Wed, 24 September 2003 07:56
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one thing about chicks is that if they say something thats not funny at all you'll still laugh, were if its a m8 or a teacher you wont, youre more likely to laugh at them
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 08:58
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But how many women are actually willing to take an interest in cars and want to learn and help out with anything to do with them instead of just drive them and take chunks of chrome off "use to be" beautiful 17" rims and rub against every gutter and hit every pothole and dent rims and.....
Maybe its just my g/f who does this.
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 09:01
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in my case, i unfortunately have the following saying apply to me:
beggars cant be choosers
but ferk it, i am. just means i go without.
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 09:08
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I dunno ... most girls I know dont want to drive their boyfriends's cars - or mine.
I've offered more than once, but they all say the same thing "no thanks, I'd crash it and kill myself"
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 10:36
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-20:30:24- (+DiZ) with the mates
-20:30:39- (@CrAiGzEE) porcho come?
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-20:31:12- (@CrAiGzEE) kewlies
-20:31:44- (+DiZ) boobs was there too from memory
-20:32:03- (+DiZ) i said some funny shit as well i remember
-20:32:12- (+Juggalo_AE92) Disease carrying boobs?
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-20:34:18- (@St3ve_AE92) 
-20:35:15- (+DiZ) ahaha
-20:35:26- (+DiZ) a thread after my own heart
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 11:09
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they say they love you for 3 an half years then leave you for an ST162 driver..
maybe thats just my EX...
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That just goes to show you they are more attracted to bling than to substance.
Time to get a ful sik prancer, then you'd be pulling all the chickies mate.
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I also know they can cook and clean.
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What planet are you on? (I'd like to be there too).
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 12:55
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| draven wrote on Wed, 24 September 2003 16:24 |
not true
I've known 2 extremely eligible single women.
of course, they're both taken now - but for a while there!
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girls from cities 1000km's away don't count
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Wed, 24 September 2003 15:12
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that's not fair bringing distance into it!
for someone who once travelled those very same 1000kms to meet up with someone decidedly less eligible (not to mention illegal....)
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Wed, 24 September 2003 15:34
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| draven wrote on Wed, 24 September 2003 19:08 |
I dunno ... most girls I know dont want to drive their boyfriends's cars - or mine.
I've offered more than once, but they all say the same thing "no thanks, I'd crash it and kill myself"
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That is true, All the girls I know don't want to drive my car because they know how much I "care" for her...
Cheers.
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Thu, 25 September 2003 01:05
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| Miss 22 wrote on Thu, 25 September 2003 08:58 |
boy "are you ok honey"
girl "Yeah im fine"
boy "OK"
then girl gets angry and yells at you for not caring!!!!!
MEL
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So True!
There is no universally correct question or answer for your gf, as the rules/wants/needs change all the time. Another time this conversation would be
boy "are you ok honey"
girl "why do you ask that?, do I not look ok? I must look awful if you're asking about how I am. Why do you never ask me if I'm ok, only now? Why do you care how I feel anyway? You love your car more than me, ask it if it's ok! NO I'M NOT OK !!!(but I don't know why, don't know how to change it, only the the boy is to blame for it)....."
It's funny because it's true!
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Thu, 25 September 2003 17:13
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too - H.C. Mencken
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Re: 10 Things Men know about Women
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Fri, 26 September 2003 01:38
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the fixing words..
wholey moley! you look STUNNING TONIGHT
and shes goin ape shit because you dont care about something...
i love you??
hehe
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Fri, 26 September 2003 02:09
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Well, I might have agreed with you that the good ones were non-existent or always taken. That is until 3 weeks ago.
My g/f refuses to drive my car. I have offered on numerous occasions. Her excuses vary from "I prefer to be driven" to "I dont want to crash your car" to "it's too fast for me". So as yet she has yet to do so.
Dudes, you just gotta hang out for the right one. I think you'll know it when it is. Dont let the initial passion blind you to what it's going to be like in 5, 10 or 15 years time.
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Fri, 26 September 2003 03:42
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My gf can't drive my car because it's a manual!!
Although she is a good driver, she doesn't want to learn in the Supra. Which is good because I don't want to teach her in it either!!
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Fri, 26 September 2003 03:58
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sensible man
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Fri, 26 September 2003 05:20
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me EX cant drive manual...
bot one night i was wasted and the club is only like 3 km from our house, so i asked her to drive.. while i gave her drunken instructions,
the celica never had so many bunny hops in its life!!
the next day she asked to drive again..
i was like... ermmmm.... do i have to??
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Fri, 26 September 2003 05:45
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| draven wrote on Fri, 26 September 2003 13:28 |
sensible man
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Uh Huh. Inexperienced manual driver + 300Hp Supra + No way to correct/criticise driving style (without getting in large amounts of trouble) + Pain in the arse R154 shifter = Broken car OR large headaches for Caelum!
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:08
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Hi all,
My ex drove my car twice. And crashed it twice  .
The one thing I know about women is that when they ask if they look fat in something, you're going to get in trouble if you say they are thin, or fat. I can't comprehend female "logic".
Treat them mean, keep them keen, anyone agree?
There are top girls out there, it just takes time to find them...
Cheers,
Justin
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:15
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nah
treating them nice works wonders - well as a friend anyhow
haven't quite mastered the "as a girlfriend" bit
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:18
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Nah, treating them nice is a recipe for being abused.
Love is war.
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:20
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if treating them nice results in being abused, I ditch em.
dont wanna spend all my time around fucked up people
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:25
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I'm not a fan of treating girls like shit, but when I was in my teens, I was not the most faithful individual. All the girls new I had a girlfriend and still wanted to "play". I grow up and realise it is not such a good thing, and the girls are not so interested. I think it is like a challenge for girls to get the guy who has a girlfriend?!? I don't know???
The other thing I don't understand is casual relationships. The girl always seems to want to become the girlfriend. Why???
Cheers,
Justin
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:35
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casual relationships often end up in the shit hitting the fan.
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too true
on the flip side
ur avatar was just... sooo... pleasing to the eye...
but the new avatar is awesome! i love that movie!
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Fri, 26 September 2003 06:37
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The reason for casual relationships is the SEX!!! I just like it too much!!! You are right about them ending in a bad way. I was told by the last girl that I was "emotionally cold". I told her that love is a VERY over used word, and I've only said it to two girls (exclude family of course).
Nice Avatar by the way!
Cheers,
Justin
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Fri, 26 September 2003 14:52
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http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.htm l
Basicly I have 3 supras and a corona on the ladder, take any for a drive all the rush and none of the naging!, if it has a problem it can stay there till I fix it Not when IT wants
But truth be known i would sell all but 2 of them if the perfect woman comes along
Allan
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Sat, 27 September 2003 03:44
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I doubt it - I'd be supporting most of waht you said
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Sat, 27 September 2003 09:36
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Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
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hahah
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Sat, 27 September 2003 21:54
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I once tried to teach my girl how to drive......worste experience i've ever had.....girls + sport cars = bent fender & a lot of hostility.....
good woman are hard to find that's why when you get then treat them like queen but make sure they have their own cars.....
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