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draven
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The oath of friendship Mon, 29 September 2003 17:45 Go to next message
MY OATH TO YOU...

When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb arse.

And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.


This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

(yes, I'm procrastinating)

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Nark
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icon4.gif  Re: The oath of friendship Mon, 29 September 2003 23:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Do your freaking thesis!!!
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x_p0se
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Re: The oath of friendship Mon, 29 September 2003 23:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
draven wrote on Tue, 30 September 2003 03:45

MY OATH TO YOU...

When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb arse.

And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.


This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

(yes, I'm procrastinating)


oh how sweet.. *teary eye*
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Caledwvech
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Re: The oath of friendship Tue, 30 September 2003 03:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Beautiful mate. Truly beautiful. Bought tears to my eyes and a smile to my lips.

Very Happy
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gtman
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Re: The oath of friendship Tue, 30 September 2003 06:48 Go to previous message
I have to agree with Nark here, I think your thesis is more important. The level with which you are posting lately is scary! Razz

If you need to make it sound more intelligent, you should run it through babelfish into a few different labguages then back to english Very Happy
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