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May 2003
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 UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 03:33
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On the way to work this morning i went past a dude setting up a speed camera he looks and points at me (i was doing 85 in an 80 zone so i was like WTF u aint no copper) so i proceded to flash every one that was going that way i got a lot of waves (thanks).
So i get on the freeway (joondalup, perth) light up a smoke just cruzin i was sat behind a vt i noticed it had 3 aerials one on the back window the normal radio one and one on the front window for some stupid reason i didn't think anything off it so i cruised up next to the VT and see the badge on his arm and thin oh fck  i was doing like 110 and he looks over starts flapping his arms around so i jumped on the brake and slowed down to 80. I thought fck that was lucky so i just stayed behind him doing like 99kmh.
i got off the freeway at reidhwy for the perth people and my work is all of about 4minutes from there i stopped at some lights ( 2 lane road)there was a car, truck, *AU* and then me so the lights went green i took off and all the cars in the left lane are going past me which really pisses me off so when there was a gap i pulled into the left lane and dropped it back to 3rd i over took a few more cars doing about 80 (50 zone) i looked in my rear view and theres the AU flashin its lights i pulled into the street for my work and pulled over turned my SOAD down which was prolly makin me speed, he gets out and says "what do you think you where doing!" i said err going to work he said you where doing at least a 100 i said no way more like 70  so then he says give me your license i gave it to him he goes back to the car i started laughing thinking you cant do me you have no proof it wont hold up in court  he comes back says step out of the car please "i cant believe you have 12 points the way you drive" he starts checking my tyres i knew he wanted to sticker but he wasnt a traffic cop he said if i was a traffic cop you would lose your licence i was about to get lippy but i thought no be nice i said yeah sorry im late for work blah blah he says i'll be looking out for your car take it easy.
im one lucky guy
(sorry for the novel)
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Location:
Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 03:43
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heheh nice work. i love stories of people pimping the system 
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 03:49
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Yeah i dont like the other white meat (PIGS ) he said that was dangerous driving.
er no mate i was speeding yes i admit that but i always indacate when changing lanes, i think he was just pissed cause he couldnt do me for anything
i love it!
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 03:50
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er
if you admit you were speeding, he can do you for it
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 03:56
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sorry dude i meant thats what id say if he took me to court for dangerous driving but he wouldnt cause theres no evidence
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Location:
Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 03:57
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Been there done that, sort of did a perfect powerslide around a corner at a set of lights in my mums nissan bluebird (CA20 powered)nice and smokey too thanks to single spinner and fucked suspension only to look in rear vew mirror to see cop car under the cover of a truck at other side of lights "opps" followed by "ohhh shit" managed to get off with "im sorry officer, i just had to put fuel in my mums car and im not used to it my car handles much better" and after breath testing me let me off and said "you where unlucky todo that infront of a cop car?" i said "ohhh no i never do it, it just happend" he then said "dont do that again" threw the plastic pipe thingo off the breath tester at me, jumped back in his car baged them up going past me and off down the road needless to say i dont do that anymore and i was a bit stunned to still have my licence in one part and not cut up into little bits 
Allan
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Location:
Brisbane
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July 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 04:21
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hahahaha
1 word........Awesome
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Location:
The Rainy City
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 04:39
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| Allan wrote on Wed, 01 October 2003 13:57 |
threw the plastic pipe thingo off the breath tester at me
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BATTERY!!! sue! sue! sue!
bloody cops and their "above the law" mentality.
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Location:
Perth
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September 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 04:47
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| HooN wrote on Wed, 01 October 2003 12:39 |
| Allan wrote on Wed, 01 October 2003 13:57 |
threw the plastic pipe thingo off the breath tester at me
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BATTERY!!! sue! sue! sue!
bloody cops and their "above the law" mentality.
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hey, if a cop lets me off after i do something illegal, he can throw as much as me as he likes 
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 04:57
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thats like the time when i came to a booze bus id had a few beers a few hours before and thoght ohh fck what if im still over i waited in this huge line and then when my car got to the front they waved me threw i was like WTF? i couldve been off my face with a dead body in the trunk ohh well
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:13
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nothing beats my mate is his gemini
absolutely off his tree, had a bottle of beam between his legs, was just about to pull in, and the dude waved him through
hhahaha
sooooooooooo lucky
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:26
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I LOVE YOU CHUNK!
sorry jk
thats fkd up.
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Location:
Perth
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September 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:26
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yeah. prolyl did, but he got busted a few years later and lost it for 5 months
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Location:
Perth
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November 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:28
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I've seen that unfortunate girl before, damn that's some nasty crap  .....................
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Location:
Perth
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May 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:29
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5 months? he should have a pvc pipe stuck up his arse then jam some barb wire up the pipe pull the pipe out and leave the cnt to pull it out.
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:32
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Idiot. That kinda stuff just pisses you off.
I had the opposite kind of story happen to me. Coming out of my road I turned right in front of this cop car. He was a good 100 meters up the road from where I turned and there was a nasty speed hump in between us which I knew he would have to slow down for. Anyway turned left just after that. Next set of lights he pulls up behind me. I go when it turns green (very careful mind you) and he puts his lights on and pulls me over. I was like, "what the hell are you doing that for". He proceeds to give me a good lecture on how I was speeding, going over speed humps too fast etc etc. He goes "I got to the street where you turned left and couldnt see you in sight so you must have been doing at least 80 (50 zone)." The problem was, there is a crest about 20 meters after the turn and you cannot see anyone after that. So if he was 100 meters behind me (or even 50) he is so full of bull it's not funny. But what could I do. I just nodded politely and promised never to do it agian.
Dodgy is all I have to say.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:34
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sounds like you're having lots of fun in your new attention getter car
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Location:
Sydney
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June 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:36
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Just read that story. Bit of a tear jerker. Makes you so mad.
Oh, that story of mine...... I was in the Landcruiser. Go figure.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Wed, 01 October 2003 05:40
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ok, thats a bit wierd then
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
March 2003
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Thu, 02 October 2003 04:19
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i think everyone has had their brush with the law, some more than other, i used to get pulled over on a regular basis by this one particular undercover cop in his stupid green falcon. I was driving my piazza at the time and knew the area pretty well so late at night i would "test the corners", anyways. He was pretty upset with me for whatever reason so him and his partner proceeded to say that i'm a drug dealer and that they wanna search my car. I'm a messy bastard so there was plenty of crap lying around so they pretty much threw it all on the ground and when they found no drugs they told me to clean it all up or they would do me for litering. I was not a happy camper.
but i've had my revenge on the police since then, managed to get a cop car towed out of a disabled car spot at the coles i used to work at. Shoulda seen the cops face, i'd warned him that i'd have it towed and he said "mate no-ones gonna tow a cop car". Funny thing is when i rang the tow company and told em it was a cop car it got towed in less than 20 mins.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
November 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Thu, 02 October 2003 04:47
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That is freaking hilarious
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: UNDERCOVER COPS
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Thu, 02 October 2003 06:25
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Man, that just made my day
sick of cops abusing their authority
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