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Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:38
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Just thought id start a silly thread of what stupid things my dogs/cats have done
I have a 65kg saint bernard pup - who is yet to discover that doors actually open and close ..
So far shes wrecked one inside sliding door by just not seeing it - and an outside glass door off its rail because she thought it was open and just ran into it at a good trot ..
had a cat that fell asleep and did the fall of the top of the couch thing only to go " ahh F it " and stay sprawled on the ground ..
What stoopid pet thing have you had !
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:41
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My girlfriend once chocked when I blew a load into the back of her throat 
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:45
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Dude - thats got nothing to do with your pets  now if it wasa the frog in your avatar - it would be acceptable
that is unless your girlfriend wears a collar , or goes BAAAAAAA! 
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:48
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Well I do put her on a leash sometimes 
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:52
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and go the " doggy !"
she'd slap you if you called her a bitch
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:54
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As you know I like it rough
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:56
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As i know ??? Shane - stop fantasising
Ill have to get rolla or draven to " put you back in your box "
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 11:57
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Come on mate lets have a big orgy 
Isnt this different? 6 replies and none of which are on topic 
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 12:05
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how is that any different to the thread you and i usually reply to - its all the same shit - just with a different smell
maybe no one HAS pets and just wants your body instead
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 12:08
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Everyone wants my body and I just cant do anything about it
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 12:11
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And cloning is so expensive these days unless your a UFO cult!
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 12:14
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You could always try self cloning and go and fuck your self
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Sun, 05 October 2003 12:17
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laughs 
5 step digital cloning!
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Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 03:05
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funniest shit my cat has done
it was sleeping in the backyard
so i thought id creep up behind it and scare it
managed to somehow get behind it without waking it up....so im directyl above it now....one leg on either side of the cat...this was my mistake...so i grab it and made some random cat noise at the same time
the thing jumped up and jumped up hard as my croth found out......it jupms up.....hits and bounces off my crotch and hits the ground and turns around to see its me then acts normal and starts purring as if nothing happened
heh
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Wahroonga
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June 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 03:47
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gotta love the cats. i'm fine ur not dead or edable, whats there to do now?
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Perth
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November 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 03:53
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when my current cat was younger it used to have an obsession about sleeping half on half off your lap, which is fine, till it starts slipping off, wake up, and digs its claws into your leg so it doesn't fall. I used to have big claw marks in my thighs from the damn thing
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Wahroonga
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June 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 03:58
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ahhhh. How sweet.
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Cabramatta, NSW
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May 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 05:19
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There's a video about stupid cat things that's been sent around on email.. Quite funny to watch.
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 05:57
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my dogs hate water, hate baths, but love to sit in the rain
they also the bad habbit to bark somthing chronic at thunder
they're both scared of my sisters cat(cattle dogs)
the cat....well he's just annoying
but has the funny habbit of sleeping on top of the couch and slipping off
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 08:18
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thats because thunder is scary and must be barked at
My saint - is a total blonde - she'll bark at mops , stove lighters , a knife handle , nail clippers , tennis rackets - anything that may look like it needs to be barked at - she will , because for example - we know mops are viscious - and must be barked at
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 23:35
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we trained our budgie to cluck like a chicken...
and a suicidal fish that somehow leapt out of a 2cm square hole in the top corner.
my dad's jack russel will hump the cushions off the lounge, even though shes female... i guess some male dog did it to her so she took up the habbit.
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 06 October 2003 23:59
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my mate has two dogs
a mummy dog, and her son
she rapes him...he litterally wines whilst she grinds herself on top of him :S
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Sydney
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July 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 04:03
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My favourite thing to do with my GF's cat was:
Pick it up
Pat it till it purred
THROW it
Chase it and grab it
Pick it up
Pat it till it purred
THROW it
Chase it and grab it
Pick it up
Pat it till it purred
THROW it
Chase it and grab it
Pick it up
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Till her mum found out and hit me over the head. Now I only do it when her mum's out.
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 04:08
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another good one is to tie little plastic sandwich bags to their feet and tail
noise scares them and they cant run from it
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Sydney
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 04:13
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nonono you need to put alfoil on with rubber bands on their feet and watch 'em DANCE!
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 05:06
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Here's the funnycats video... Make sure you're sitting down and have tissues ready to wipe your eyes...
http://nark.qnix.com.au/funny_cats_1.wmv
2.71MB
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Perth
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November 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 05:09
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I love the tie a loose piece of string around their waist. NOT TIGHT mind you, just like we would wear a belt. For some bizarre reason it cuts off their rear legs and they walk around like a drunk
My cat won't embaress himself now when I do that, he just sits down and waits for me to take it off
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 06:01
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Lol... funny..
I have a american pitbull.. she has..
super glued there mouth together..
ate a sprinkler system and it got stuck in her throat..
Chewed a golf ball and it got wedged in her back jaw, causing her not to be able to shut her mouth...
drunk my coolant when i emptied it out of my car.. then threw it up...
jumped out of my car at 50km/h...
got hit by a car, when i picked her up to take her to the vet, she was so freaked she crapped in me...
chewed a lamb bone and wedged it on her jaw... again..
fell out of my house roof .. ( i put her up there to chase a mouse.. she tripped and fell through the manhole)
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thats all I can think of now..
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 06:37
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You put your freaking pitbull up in the ceiling?!?!?
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Perth
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 06:58
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we used to have a patio with netting over the top, and vines made a huge nest in there. In all the vines there used to be mice running around, so we'd throw the cat up there. Then we'd find the mice running around and punch them from below. They'd go flying into the air and the cat would come screaming in and grab them. Was so freaking hilarious
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Colac, Victoria
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 09:04
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re the female humping thing - thats a dominance thing - if the bitch does it to you - - she wants one over you , not a good thing if your " top dog "
re cats - it just proves they are oppertunistic with the mouse thing
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 11:48
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max - I love your website
500k/s download
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Cabramatta, NSW
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 07 October 2003 23:13
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That's Sam's server actually.
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Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 27 October 2003 11:17
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if you scroll quickly, the top of this thread, with cool1's frog and classique71's GT4, the pictures kinda mix....its really nice
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brisbane
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 27 October 2003 12:28
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| Classique71 wrote on Sun, 05 October 2003 21:56 |
" put you back in your box "
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Mmmm!!! Box!!!
does anyone else find it weird that this thread got back on track, especially after how it started.
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was adelaide now newcastle
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February 2003
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Mon, 27 October 2003 23:08
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has anybody realised that dogs will chew up the things that you want destroyed/chewed up the least, here is a list of what one of my dogs has eaten.
-a recaro seat i had in the shed, covered with lots of plastic,
-my fiances thesis corections, but thankfully not completely
-several mobile phones
-about 100 plants
-packets of cigarettes
-the new phone books
-tools
and more, the little bastard.
matty
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Perth
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Tue, 28 October 2003 01:16
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i had a possesed jack russel that would run around in circles in the back yard barking for hours he also jumped out of a kombi van while going 80kmh down a road he just rolled jumped up and ran off.
he was a tripper
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near chris and murray vic
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July 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Thu, 30 October 2003 14:04
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well i once farted and had my old labrador sniff his butt cos he thought it was him
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Perth
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September 2002
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Thu, 30 October 2003 16:06
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you werent wrong with the tissues bit
that has to be the funniest thing i have seen in aaaaages
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Re: Stupid pet things
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Fri, 31 October 2003 05:10
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hahahah at blowing into the back of ur gf's throat!
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