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some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm
these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there..
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that
you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people..
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at! the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Fri, 14 November 2003 07:03
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gold 
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Brisbane, QLD
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February 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Sat, 15 November 2003 00:16
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That last quote is sheer brilliance on the doctors behalf...that and the "Did you actually pass the bar exam?"
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campbelltown
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November 2002
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Sat, 15 November 2003 06:09
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haha  anymore?
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Wahroonga
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June 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Sat, 15 November 2003 10:45
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nice post. wd
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Sun, 16 November 2003 00:25
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last 2 r the best
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Location:
Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Sun, 16 November 2003 06:36
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they are great. the last one is the best. 
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Sydney
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June 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Mon, 17 November 2003 23:42
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Love it. Classic.
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Northmead
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December 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Tue, 02 December 2003 09:54
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PMSL
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Tue, 02 December 2003 10:13
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What Cyber-punk said.
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Location:
Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: some court transcripts (boredom post part 2)
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Tue, 02 December 2003 10:22
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Very Funny  .
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