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smt_007
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[FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs	Tue, 02 December 2003 23:39

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Have Fun StephenT [Updated on: Wed, 03 December 2003 06:37] [Report message to a moderator]

Evil_Foetus
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs

Wed, 03 December 2003 04:20

smt_007 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2003 10:39

....Man who run behind car get exhausted........

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smt_007
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs

Wed, 03 December 2003 06:34

smt_007 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2003 10:39

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

This one too.. Laughing

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kc_347
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs	Wed, 03 December 2003 18:29

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. man these two rock [Report message to a moderator]

SIMDOG
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs	Thu, 04 December 2003 00:40

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. I love this one... [Report message to a moderator]

megan
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs	Fri, 05 December 2003 04:04

May you live in interesting times. [Report message to a moderator]

DrExTc
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs	Sat, 06 December 2003 05:08

interesting rice sticker - for making of faster and improval of engine performance to maximum benefit [Report message to a moderator]

St3ve_AE92
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Re: [FUNNY] Chinese Proverbs

Sat, 06 December 2003 05:15

my favourites.... Laughing

smt_007 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2003 10:39

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

funniest was the midget one i thought but.. lmao Laughing

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