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kc_347
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icon12.gif  Bad to Worse Wed, 03 December 2003 18:33 Go to next message
Bad: You find a porno movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your wife's vibrator.
Worse: Your son "borrowed" it.

Bad: Your member is only 2 inches long.
Worse: Erect!

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your wife.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in unexpectedly.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your daughter practices safe sex.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife just experienced her first orgasm.
Bad: With the postman.

Good: Your wife's got a flat stomach.
Bad: And a matching chest.

Good: Your wife's got large breasts.
Bad: And a matching butt.

Good: Your girlfriend's got soft, long, blonde hair.
Bad: Under her arms.

Good: Your daughter's boss raves about her work.
Bad: He's a pimp.
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Draza
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Re: Bad to Worse Wed, 03 December 2003 20:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
nice thing to wake up to thx.
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jackel
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Re: Bad to Worse Wed, 03 December 2003 21:26 Go to previous message
Razz

Bad: You can't find your wife's vibrator.
Worse: Your son "borrowed" it.

that cracked me up Laughing
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