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Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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smart blonde
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Thu, 18 December 2003 09:51
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ona single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered ...."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged
each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: smart blonde
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Mon, 22 December 2003 09:18
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Hey Phil,
In your footer, you mention a 1-100 time in 9 seconds, ..., does that mean you're cheating and using a rolling start?!? 
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: smart blonde
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Mon, 22 December 2003 22:11
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I'll bet it took real talent to measure exactly 1 km/h on the speedo too 
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