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Location: Brisbane
Registered: October 2002
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christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 09:52
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There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little boy on his new shiny bicycle stopped beside him. "Nice bike", the
cop said.
"Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep", the little boy said, "he sure
did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a
safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it".
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on
top".
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Location: Canberra
Registered: May 2002
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 10:20

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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 11:45

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Didnt think we had cops on horses around here
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 11:51

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Well your wrong.
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I supported Toymods Banned User
Location: Brisbane
Registered: May 2002
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 11:52

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Like you'd know
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Location: Melbourne
Registered: November 2003
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 11:54

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Well, I don't know. I just know your wrong. It's enough proof for me.
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Location: Sydney/Wollongong
Registered: October 2003
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Location: Bayside Melbourne.
Registered: May 2003
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 13:35

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We've got them in Melbourne too... and has anyone seen the movie Half Baked? Kenny went out for munchies and fed some to a Police horse and it died because it was diabetic. (funny movie not funny horse died)
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Location: Finland
Registered: November 2002
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Re: christmas cop
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Thu, 18 December 2003 21:52

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Quote: | We've got them in Melbourne too... and has anyone seen the movie Half Baked? Kenny went out for munchies and fed some to a Police horse and it died because it was diabetic. (funny movie not funny horse died)
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Hey! I saw that on TV recently. Funny!
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Location: Canberra
Registered: August 2003
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Re: christmas cop
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Tue, 23 December 2003 00:30

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Brisbane have them too, well they did while I was there for the rugby world cup.
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Location: brisbane
Registered: August 2003
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Re: christmas cop
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Sun, 28 December 2003 10:01
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Anyone seen the MotoX cops getting around?
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