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The Ten Commandments..Corolla Style
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Wed, 31 July 2002 10:27
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I got this from Jamie at Old Corolla Forums, happy reading 
I. I am the Corolla, thy car who has delivered thee out of the hand of the
Datsun 120Y. Thou shalt have no other cars before me.
II. Thou shalt not make for thyself any graven images of Stanzas, nor of
RX-7s nor of Escorts, nor of anything that is a small sedan; Thou shalt not
bow down to them or serve them, for the Corollas is a jealous car.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the Toyota in vain, even though they
forsake thee and send thee no parts.
IV. Remember thy oil changes, and keep them faithfully. 3000 Miles shalt
thou drive and do all thy errands, but then shalt thy Corolla rest and have
its oil changed.
V. Honor thy socket set and thy Phillips screwdriver that thy Corolla's
days may be long in the land of the living.
VI. Thou shalt not kill Corollas by driving them in the salt.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery in the back seat, lest thou hurt
thyself, for it is far too cramped back there. And remember ye the benefits
of reclining bucket seats.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal engines from Coronas for use in Corollas, for
this is an abomination.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness about thy horsepower.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Pintara, nor his 260Z, nor his
Capella, nor his Sigma, nor his Galant, nor any Corolla that is thy
neighbors. Thou shalt fix up thine own instead, and make thy neighbor covet
it.
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Re: The Ten Commandments..Corolla Style
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Wed, 31 July 2002 10:49
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hehhehe
Very good 
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Location:
Sydney- Sutho Shire &...
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June 2002
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Re: The Ten Commandments..Corolla Style
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Wed, 31 July 2002 13:14
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I/ Guilty- twice at present!
II/ Gone again - I have models of my other cars..
III/ Parts- Don't start me on parts! Expensive when you can get 'em (Blasphemer!)
IV/ I'm a believer!
VII/ That doesn't include my old KE38(?) wagon does it ?
X/ I give in straight away on that one !
And my penance is..?
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I supported Toymods
Toymods Club Secretary
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May 2002
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