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stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 04:17
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On Tuesday 13/01/04 someone stole my wheels during my 1.30pm to 2.30pm lunch break and I am appealing for witnesses.
It is really hard for me to get around now and I have to walk everywhere.
If anyone saw anything, please let me know. I am even prepared to offer a reasonable reward.
PS : Attached is a photo taken where the robbery took place. Any leads you provide will be greatly appreciated!
(courtesy of my work-mates with too much spare time on their hands)
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 04:25
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dont tell me they racked your car wheels too 
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 04:31
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What you have to do to get revenge is to grab their balls... I mean their mouse balls. 
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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 04:38
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| xfader wrote on Thu, 22 January 2004 14:25 |
dont tell me they racked your car wheels too
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nah- am on a long holiday - am dreading returning to find what they've done with my: voicemail, email, chair, desk, computer, coffee cup, etc...
after one short break, i returned to find everything on the desk looking i had left it - except that it had all been glued in place... another break found me with every lead to/from the computer loose enuf not to connect electrically, but looking it was... and april 1 found me with butter lightly smeared on the ear-peice of the phone (and not noticing it until i had answered the firs call of the day)
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 07:39
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you could always remove every key off their keyboards and spell
some expleitive in the replaced keys 
they look down and see "arsehol" or something on their top letter row 
that would be funny for office sneaky revenge
if their PC has speakers - make the windows opening tune a Blood curdling scream and turn the speakers way up ..
Steal the mouse ball - thats been suggested but fun ..
Araldite all their pens in their pen holder
Confettie fill/booby trap all their drawers ..
Umm... what else ..
if they have a coffe filled cup left on their desk - fill it up with gelatine to make it go solid ..
remove the gas strut from their work seat
If you work in a call centre refer all complaints - even minor to the guy who pisses you off most - he recieves " the day of bitching "
Invest in fart bombs ..
invest in a plastic spider .. the hairier the better - good for dropping down on knees without warning
Change the PC's language to russian or something ..
change the sugar for salt at the coffee machine
line the rims of their coffee cups with tobasco sauce .. the hotter the better ( a thin smear will have them BURNING! )
just a few " childish " ones but sweet for office revenge
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 10:03
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nah- am on a long holiday - am dreading returning to find what they've done with my: voicemail, email, chair, desk, computer, coffee cup, etc...
after one short break, i returned to find everything on the desk looking i had left it - except that it had all been glued in place... another break found me with every lead to/from the computer loose enuf not to connect electrically, but looking it was... and april 1 found me with butter lightly smeared on the ear-peice of the phone (and not noticing it until i had answered the firs call of the day)
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Ha ha, they got you good you stupid rookie.
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
melbourne.vic.au
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 10:37
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That is an old one and that I have seen it before...
The wheels will turn up... in the Trading Post or local rag as someone will rebirth the wheels
Hope you find it and get those people who stole it...
Cheers.
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Location:
Gawler, SA
Registered:
August 2003
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Re: stolen wheels?
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Thu, 22 January 2004 11:11
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No no change their keyboard settings in windows to dvorak style
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